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Jeremy Clarkson

is a twat
5 (8.9%)
is pretty cool guy
6 (10.7%)
who the **** is jeremy clarkson
22 (39.3%)
is about as cool as snuffleupagus
3 (5.4%)
Cool twat. . . . .
10 (17.9%)
TO MODS, FROM OP: stop adding nonsensical options to mai poll!
3 (5.4%)
I'm the Stig :D <3
6 (10.7%)
Mods Rule
1 (1.8%)

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Offline Flipside

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #20 on: April 23, 2010, 02:52:54 am
Quote from: headdie on April 23, 2010, 01:46:15 am
A shake with bricks, raw beef and a cow bone if i remember right

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #21 on: April 23, 2010, 03:30:24 am
The drink was called The Bloody Awful, right?
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #22 on: April 23, 2010, 05:40:07 am
Yeah, James May named it after tasting it.
 

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #23 on: April 23, 2010, 03:06:31 pm
tbh I find TopGear as awhole tired and contrived nowadays. Sashing up Marinas just to get attention, like a petulant child or something.
 

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #24 on: April 24, 2010, 03:57:49 pm
I think he is a pretty cool guy, in fact just watched him host have i got news for you.  I like that fact he just says whats on his mind and on other peoples minds (normally about how useless and stupid the UK government is, and the amount of stupid laws which don't make sense that we have. Which is true), I also like his attitude that everything can be solved with a hammer!
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #25 on: April 24, 2010, 04:27:51 pm
Quote from: starbug on April 24, 2010, 03:57:49 pm
I also like his attitude that everything can be solved with a hammer!
I thought everyone knew hammers solved everything.
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #26 on: April 24, 2010, 04:33:54 pm
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on April 24, 2010, 04:27:51 pm
Quote from: starbug on April 24, 2010, 03:57:49 pm
I also like his attitude that everything can be solved with a hammer!
I thought everyone knew hammers solved everything.

especially a v8 powered hammer
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #27 on: April 24, 2010, 05:28:06 pm
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especially a v8 powered hammer

True, i liked his idea for a V8 powered rocking chair!!!
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #28 on: April 24, 2010, 11:16:01 pm
Everything's better with a V8, eh? :p
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #29 on: April 25, 2010, 01:18:26 am
Yep.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #30 on: April 25, 2010, 02:58:06 pm
Even V12?
 

Offline Titan

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Reply #31 on: April 25, 2010, 03:11:35 pm
Quote from: Kszyhu on April 25, 2010, 02:58:06 pm
Even V12?

No.

Two V8s or one, there is no 1+1/2 V8s.
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Reply #32 on: April 25, 2010, 06:01:16 pm
 

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #33 on: April 26, 2010, 01:07:29 am
Uhh, Titan, Ferrari use V12 engines...

And then we have the Bugatti Veyron's W16...
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Offline Titan

Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #34 on: April 26, 2010, 12:26:12 pm
Quote from: Androgeos Exeunt on April 26, 2010, 01:07:29 am
Uhh, Titan, Ferrari use V12 engines...

And then we have the Bugatti Veyron's W16...

Bugatti > Ferrari

I know that, but V8s sound better.  :P
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #35 on: April 26, 2010, 12:34:42 pm
Bugatti = FAIL

:ha:
 

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #36 on: April 28, 2010, 11:49:51 pm
No, it's Ha-Ha-Ha-HAAAAA!!! (Richard Hammond)
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #37 on: April 29, 2010, 06:01:25 am
Jeremy Clarkson is the only guy I know that could get away with saying..


"This car could snap knicker elastic at thirty paces!"

and saying that truckers murder prostitutes and not get fired by the BBC. Only Jeremy Clarkson!
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Reply #38 on: April 29, 2010, 09:34:07 am
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Reply #39 on: April 29, 2010, 03:16:55 pm
Quote from: Topgun on April 26, 2010, 12:34:42 pm
Bugatti = FAIL

:ha:

Yeah, when a Catarum 7 (sp?), a two litre Ford engined £36,000 car can beat it round the Top Gear track, it failed. LOL!!!!!
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