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Title: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: iamzack on June 07, 2010, 10:13:56 pm
(http://d.yimg.com/gg/u/bf5012a16dc76913cf0e10bcba0cb623bc2e0a27.gifa)

enjoy.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Nuclear1 on June 07, 2010, 10:24:42 pm
AH HA HA HA IAMZACK IS SO FUNNEH
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Flipside on June 07, 2010, 10:25:23 pm
Aaaaahhh!! Run for the Hills!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: General Battuta on June 07, 2010, 10:28:41 pm
battutafraid is so afraid

:( :( :(
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 07, 2010, 11:10:07 pm
Skewer and flame grill for seven to ten minutes depending on taste.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Flipside on June 07, 2010, 11:11:07 pm
Heh, you'd need a whole bowl of 'em that spider isn't actually much larger than the fingertip it's standing on :P
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 07, 2010, 11:14:23 pm
Yes please. Send them to Freepost Dekker London
Earth.
 
 
I have dip.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Flipside on June 07, 2010, 11:16:24 pm
Please say it's Thai Sweet Chilli, I'd eat more or less anything if it came with Thai Sweet Chilli ;)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 07, 2010, 11:20:28 pm
:nod:
And LOL.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scourge of Ages on June 08, 2010, 02:35:00 am
I am properly terrorized, tyvm.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Ransom on June 08, 2010, 04:13:53 am
a spider that is made out of other spiders just rocketed up my list of things i don't want in my nose
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Dilmah G on June 08, 2010, 04:17:37 am
/me starts compiling a list of things he doesn't want in his nose.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: QuantumDelta on June 08, 2010, 05:46:09 am
my house is next to a bunch of trees.....when it rains, my house be full of spiders.
So much so that the conjoined house (semi-detatched) owner re-named her house cobwebs.
I <3 spiders.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Nuclear1 on June 08, 2010, 10:52:33 am
HSSSSSSss YESSSS OUR FRIEND THE SSSSSPIDER WILL DISSSSSTRACT YOU ALL
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Turambar on June 08, 2010, 03:35:06 pm
Arachnoterrorism, much worse than actual terrorism.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on June 08, 2010, 03:51:16 pm
All spiders are terrorists!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: SpardaSon21 on June 08, 2010, 05:14:46 pm
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 08, 2010, 05:23:47 pm
See my first post for endorsement of the above.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Nuke on June 08, 2010, 07:23:20 pm
kill them with lazorz!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Turambar on June 08, 2010, 07:37:33 pm
Kill them with shoes!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: redsniper on June 08, 2010, 08:11:13 pm
We can't stop here! This is spider country!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scourge of Ages on June 08, 2010, 11:24:12 pm
Wolf spiders, yes?
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Wobble73 on June 09, 2010, 04:34:53 am
Arachna-Omnibus! "All Aboard" Ding ding! :lol:
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Herra Tohtori on June 09, 2010, 05:45:55 am
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Salticidae_sp._AF_2.jpg)

Pic related
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: StarSlayer on June 09, 2010, 09:00:04 am
yay jumping spiders, they're pretty cool, especially since if you get one on your hand they've got a propensity to look directly at you.
(http://readingeagle.com/BlogUploads/70/jumping%20spider.jpg)

Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: watsisname on June 09, 2010, 10:46:30 am
fap fap fap
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Rodo on June 09, 2010, 11:05:45 am
I'm afraid of spiders :shaking:  :no: :no: :no:
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Qent on June 09, 2010, 11:21:56 am
I'm afraid of spiders :shaking:  :no: :no: :no:
Some spiders are cute. Feed them a drop of water and they'll suck it up.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: StarSlayer on June 09, 2010, 11:27:17 am
(http://www.jimstonefreelance.com/photos/daddy%20long%20legs.jpg)

Can't be afraid of a daddy long legs.  Hell the name itself is non threatening :D
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: T-Man on June 09, 2010, 11:36:24 am
(http://d.yimg.com/gg/u/bf5012a16dc76913cf0e10bcba0cb623bc2e0a27.gifa)

*Is not a fan of spiders* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! What has been seen... cannot be unseen! *runs away from thread*

[utterly sad science geek mode] is that a mum with offspring then, or is it just funny coincidence? [/utterly sad science geek mode]
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Wobble73 on June 09, 2010, 12:52:23 pm
(http://www.jimstonefreelance.com/photos/daddy%20long%20legs.jpg)

Can't be afraid of a daddy long legs.  Hell the name itself is non threatening :D

Daddy long legs aren't spiders! They have wings, which curiously that one you are displaying hasn't!

I'm sure I heard once that the Crane Fly aka Daddy Long Legs have enough venom in the to kill a city block, they just lack the delivery mechanism, FANGS!!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Mars on June 09, 2010, 12:55:34 pm
Harvestmen don't have wings, and they're not poisonous
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Qent on June 09, 2010, 12:56:19 pm
Help, it hurts my brain! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddy_long-legs)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Wobble73 on June 09, 2010, 01:09:24 pm
Help, it hurts my brain! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddy_long-legs)


Okay, so it depends on where you are from, if that is a Daddy Longlegs or not!I only recognise the Crane fly however!  :P
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Flipside on June 09, 2010, 01:41:02 pm
Yup, the UK 'Daddy Long-Legs' is in fact a fly :) But I seem to recall the poison thing is an urban myth, their poison isn't all that strong in reality.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Wobble73 on June 09, 2010, 01:51:36 pm
Yeah, just read that, it has a deadly venom, but in minuscule amounts!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scourge of Ages on June 09, 2010, 02:27:56 pm
It is a myth that the cellar spider, crane fly, and/or harvestman is venemous. http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.asp

Here in the western US, generally daddy longlegs refers to the cellar spider.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: FireSpawn on June 09, 2010, 03:19:16 pm
The one that survives will be allowed to feast upon Snails face.
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1396/camelspiderc31eddcy2.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: General Battuta on June 09, 2010, 03:21:43 pm
buhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

 :( :shaking: :( :shaking: :( :shaking:
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: iamzack on June 09, 2010, 03:27:02 pm
I have seen something like this in real life and that is why I hate those daddy long legs things:
(http://stuffucanuse.com/thumbnail-pictures/Spider-breeding.jpg)

This one is for Battsy:
(http://tkcollier.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/easpider122.jpg?w=400&h=518)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Flipside on June 09, 2010, 03:29:00 pm
I'm assuming the obvious here, Bird Eater?
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: iamzack on June 09, 2010, 03:32:04 pm
golden orb weaver
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: General Battuta on June 09, 2010, 03:32:40 pm
where is the air support  :shaking:

sarge, sarge, they're everywhere
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 09, 2010, 03:37:20 pm
This one is for Battsy:
(http://tkcollier.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/easpider122.jpg?w=400&h=518)



Evolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJN5y-jfJKY) is fun.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: iamzack on June 09, 2010, 03:39:23 pm
(http://0187075.netsolhost.com/new/images/blogpix/June232008_CD4F/SpiderPug_thumb.jpg)

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 09, 2010, 03:42:28 pm

My god is science.......

(http://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pnyA78bary-5ttJzpyLI_0ce6WRQ_KbJl4wCvE88qVX-lfoRFX4-lGuBGojscPADt31CMe_uWuyf0F9NB0fycpQ/spider-gremlin1_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Wobble73 on June 09, 2010, 03:52:34 pm
I have seen something like this in real life and that is why I hate those daddy long legs things:
(http://stuffucanuse.com/thumbnail-pictures/Spider-breeding.jpg)

I can't say what that sometimes reminds me of!  :shaking:
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: iamzack on June 09, 2010, 04:09:40 pm
Pubes?
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on June 09, 2010, 04:13:42 pm
where is the air support  :shaking:

sarge, sarge, they're everywhere
YOU'RE THE GENERAL HELP HELP
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on June 09, 2010, 04:14:15 pm
[utterly sad science geek mode] is that a mum with offspring then, or is it just funny coincidence? [/utterly sad science geek mode]
Yeah, I bet it's a mum with offspring. That's a tad bit too many little spiders to be coincidence.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Nuclear1 on June 09, 2010, 04:19:31 pm
I can't say what that sometimes reminds me of!  :shaking:

Never dating a girl with bush again.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Wobble73 on June 09, 2010, 04:24:39 pm
Pubes?

You got it!  :shaking:
I can't say what that sometimes reminds me of!  :shaking:

Never dating a girl with bush again.


:wakka:
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Dilmah G on June 10, 2010, 12:33:56 am
where is the air support  :shaking:

sarge, sarge, they're everywhere
YOU'RE THE GENERAL HELP HELP
/me carries Snail on his back to the helicopter.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: mxlm on June 10, 2010, 07:51:34 am
Bugs, Mr. Rico. Zillions of 'em!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Nuclear1 on June 10, 2010, 09:00:23 am
Bugs, Mr. Rico. Zillions of 'em!

Nuke 'em Rico!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: watsisname on June 10, 2010, 11:02:00 am
I can't say what that sometimes reminds me of!  :shaking:

Never dating a girl with bush again.

What the hell... honey, is your bush moving -- OHHHHHHHHH!!!     OH GOD!!!!


It's the best concept for a horror-film scene ever
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on June 10, 2010, 01:49:28 pm
It's the best concept for a horror-film scene ever
NO NO NO!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Mongoose on June 10, 2010, 11:20:04 pm
This is the worst ****ing thread ever.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Aardwolf on June 11, 2010, 12:36:43 am
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l77/Aardwolf001/Funny%20Stuff/behemecoatyl_approves1.png)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Enigmatic Entity on June 11, 2010, 12:42:09 am
Solution: Flyspray and a match. You aren't scared of ash are you? (Or a fireball in your face...)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Dilmah G on June 11, 2010, 04:23:03 am
I can't say what that sometimes reminds me of!  :shaking:

Never dating a girl with bush again.

What the hell... honey, is your bush moving -- OHHHHHHHHH!!!     OH GOD!!!!


It's the best concept for a horror-film scene ever
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh man,
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Retsof on June 11, 2010, 07:39:03 pm
Saw this at work today.


[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: watsisname on June 12, 2010, 10:43:23 am
Whoa, its got GREEN EYES!  :shaking:
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 12, 2010, 10:45:10 am
Lao Pan demands it has GREEN EYES.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Nuke on June 12, 2010, 11:37:41 am
those arent green eyes, those are its lazorz!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Retsof on June 12, 2010, 04:50:24 pm
Actually, those are its fangs.  Its eyes are black and a bit higher up.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scourge of Ages on June 13, 2010, 04:29:25 am
Actually, those are its fangs.  Its eyes are black and a bit higher up.
That's... much worse...
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Marcov on June 13, 2010, 09:41:02 am
Did you photograph that? How?

How did you manage to do that? Have a thousand spiders crawl on one larger one?

dsockwell's (Wobble73's and iamzack's) was still more friggin' awful :lol:

Also, you could just call in the Lucy to warp in and fire its nice blue beam at the city those are living in. No need to worry about them taking over the world anymore.

Is there actually any bigger spider than this?

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091204130455/starships/images/e/e3/Siarachnas.jpg)

Also reminds me of those 100 foot black flying spiders the Aesdherians used.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on June 13, 2010, 11:11:56 am
There are probably bigger spiders in B5. But those were more like crabs.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Marcov on June 13, 2010, 06:58:16 pm
SI Arachnas FTW.

I wish they could make a giant Aesdherian installation that looks like The Final Horror.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: General Battuta on June 14, 2010, 01:24:01 pm
SI Arachnas FTW.

I wish they could make a giant Aesdherian installation that looks like The Final Horror.

Nightmares plz. Every time I see that awful name I cringe.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: qazwsx on June 15, 2010, 07:06:53 am
Surprised this wasn't posted yet:

(http://media.fukung.net/images/20512/d35a214ce9d2d6547a60ef3967041363.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: watsisname on June 15, 2010, 03:38:04 pm
Aw, it looks cuddly. :3
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on June 15, 2010, 03:44:08 pm
SI Arachnas FTW.

I wish they could make a giant Aesdherian installation that looks like The Final Horror.
It's not Aesdherian, that's the re-purposed name. They were originally Nightmares, created by Aldo. Not them.


EDITED by order of Aardwolf
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Aardwolf on June 15, 2010, 04:02:57 pm
Shouldn't you be quoting Marcov only, since Marcov is the one who has it "wrong", and Battman was already pointing out that fact (and adding that every time he sees the "new" name it makes him cringe) ?
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on June 15, 2010, 04:16:14 pm
Shouldn't you be quoting Marcov only, since Marcov is the one who has it "wrong", and Battman was already pointing out that fact (and adding that every time he sees the "new" name it makes him cringe) ?
Yes yes whatevs man
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: pecenipicek on June 15, 2010, 05:56:19 pm
I actually like to keep the spiders in my room. Useful for keeping the flying insect thingies from annoying me. I do occasionally have to vacuum up the nets from time to time (aka, when one detaches from the ceiling and my girlfriend starts screaming...)

Withstand a weeklong invasion of flying thingies (mosquito's, flies, the like), enjoy a few months being free of the flying crap, rinse repeat.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Qent on June 15, 2010, 06:40:40 pm
I saved a spider from the bathtub today. :)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: mxlm on June 15, 2010, 07:21:53 pm
I actually like to keep the spiders in my room. Useful for keeping the flying insect thingies from annoying me. I do occasionally have to vacuum up the nets from time to time (aka, when one detaches from the ceiling and my girlfriend starts screaming...)
Why do you like spiders more than your girlfriend?
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scotty on June 15, 2010, 08:08:06 pm
Because he hates mosquitos more than not getting any.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: pecenipicek on June 16, 2010, 03:26:37 am
I actually like to keep the spiders in my room. Useful for keeping the flying insect thingies from annoying me. I do occasionally have to vacuum up the nets from time to time (aka, when one detaches from the ceiling and my girlfriend starts screaming...)
Why do you like spiders more than your girlfriend?
I dont. When she starts complaining of em, i grab the vacuum and clean em up. She's actually scared of anything bug-like.



Because he hates mosquitos more than not getting any.

Ayyup.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Mongoose on June 17, 2010, 10:51:23 pm
You could always try closing your windows and/or replacing your screens.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Qent on June 19, 2010, 12:14:18 am
Today I saw very cute baby spiders hanging from the ceiling. :)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Marcov on June 27, 2010, 04:27:44 am
Shouldn't you be quoting Marcov only, since Marcov is the one who has it "wrong", and Battman was already pointing out that fact (and adding that every time he sees the "new" name it makes him cringe) ?

In the editor I think they're called "Nightmares", but in ASW canon it's right to call them Aesdherians. Nothing bad about the name either. I think you'll calm down if you actually pronounce the word.

And they should've done this with Indiana Jones (but I might not sleep then).
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Herra Tohtori on August 06, 2010, 08:55:10 am
BUMP for great justice


(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/953/hmis1.png)
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4174/hmis2.png)
(http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/5586/hmis3.png)
(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8362/hmis4.png)
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6388/hmis5.png)
(http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/4002/screee.png)


 :)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on August 06, 2010, 10:18:29 am
No size reference, how big was it?


Looks tiny at a guess. One of the cute ones.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: SpardaSon21 on August 06, 2010, 10:19:06 am
We're missing pictures of those rainforest spiders that feast on birds and make dinner plates look small.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on August 06, 2010, 10:20:18 am
We're missing pictures of those rainforest spiders that feast on birds and make dinner plates look small.
I saw a relatively big one recently. Not that big. But quite big.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Turambar on August 06, 2010, 10:21:11 am
they hang out in my bathroom.  i crush them with shampoo bottles.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: StarSlayer on August 06, 2010, 10:39:38 am
COIN Ops Commenced, Close Air Support Inbound!

(http://www.genehanson.com/photos/otherbugs/tarantula_hawk_061805_09.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scotty on August 06, 2010, 12:22:23 pm
Were you guys by chance talking about this guy earlier?

(http://whoaskedyoushow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/australian_bird_eating_spider.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 06, 2010, 04:08:04 pm
This one is for Battsy:
(http://tkcollier.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/easpider122.jpg?w=400&h=518)



Evolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJN5y-jfJKY) is fun.

 
 
Yeah. Fair bit earlier ;)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scotty on August 06, 2010, 04:47:57 pm
We're missing pictures of those rainforest spiders that feast on birds and make dinner plates look small.

Tell him that then. :P

Anyway, I did have the wrong picture.

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/endangered/goliath1.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on August 06, 2010, 08:40:52 pm
That's not cute! :(
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: castor on August 07, 2010, 04:15:51 pm
Not so bad actually, if you try and ignore 50% of those legs.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 08, 2010, 05:16:09 am
A spiders butt pod makes a tasty convenient meal. That one looks like a supersized big mac to me and demands consumption.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Herra Tohtori on August 08, 2010, 05:28:14 am
No size reference, how big was it?


Looks tiny at a guess. One of the cute ones.

About 2.5 cm long from cephalothorax to the end of abdomen, I would estimate.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Mobius on August 08, 2010, 05:36:08 am
I want scorpions.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Aardwolf on August 14, 2010, 04:46:18 am
You get one Scorpion.

(http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/images/Scorpion320x240.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on August 14, 2010, 11:51:59 am
oh snap
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Shivan Hunter on August 14, 2010, 07:34:04 pm
I want an HTL scorpion :P
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Aardwolf on August 14, 2010, 07:46:13 pm
Yeah, well I want a pony.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Oddgrim on August 15, 2010, 12:38:11 am
I want a pony too.. that is on FIRE! and shots rainbows out of his behind with miniguns for eyes. that'll be awesome.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Snail on August 15, 2010, 09:43:25 am
I want a pony too.. that is on FIRE! and shots rainbows out of his behind with miniguns for eyes. that'll be awesome.
Genius.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: T-LoW on August 15, 2010, 03:15:01 pm
Here ya go, fella  ;)

(http://s5.directupload.net/images/100815/8d8sr4fi.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scourge of Ages on August 19, 2010, 12:04:45 am
Me thinks you were a little too prepared with that image, there...
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: T-LoW on August 19, 2010, 02:34:24 am
*insert crazy prof. laugh here*
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Herra Tohtori on August 21, 2010, 05:00:55 pm
More cuddly eight-legged beasties.

(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2217/spider1.jpg)

(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6149/spider2.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Aardwolf on August 21, 2010, 05:03:17 pm
I had trouble figuring out what I was looking at there, for a second.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 21, 2010, 05:04:02 pm
Stealth legs, to make you think he's harmless.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Jeff Vader on August 25, 2011, 02:34:26 pm
For great justice:

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/cocaine_spider.gif)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: jr2 on August 25, 2011, 04:08:15 pm
:necro:
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Retsof on August 25, 2011, 07:40:32 pm
(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2010/219/1/7/Spider_Hugs_by_hellcorpceo.jpg)
Heh, lvlshot actually makes it bigger.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: FireSpawn on August 25, 2011, 08:56:43 pm
That...looks supprisingly cute.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: JGZinv on August 25, 2011, 09:36:55 pm
She's holding it still so you can firebomb it...!  Such a brave child...
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: watsisname on August 25, 2011, 10:16:48 pm
NO WAI!  The spider's too adorable!

...the child's a little creepy though.  Firebomb her!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Nuke on August 26, 2011, 12:33:32 am
firebomb everything
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Unknown Target on August 26, 2011, 01:11:39 am
(http://i.qkme.me/4u8r.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Marcov on August 26, 2011, 01:24:59 am
Just saw a massive daddy-long legs (the spider one, not the "harvestman"). The legs were about 3 inches long.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Mongoose on August 26, 2011, 02:31:56 am
According to Wiki, there are three different critters called "daddy-long-legs," depending on where you live.  Weird.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Dragon on August 26, 2011, 02:54:03 am
Well, I happen to hate all of them (crane flies are annoying and their larvae eat our grass, harvestmen are plain ugly and I hate all spiders). :)
Since I have mosquito net in my window, I ussualy don't have to worry about anything bigger than a fruit fly getting in (though moths sometimes make it, for some reason).
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Marcov on August 27, 2011, 04:52:54 am
To make it clear, there are three "daddy-long legs" out there; the spider (http://www.google.com.ph/imgres?q=daddy+long+legs&um=1&hl=tl&biw=1280&bih=645&tbm=isch&tbnid=hOSgQl2IasQS6M:&imgrefurl=http://nature.berkeley.edu/~stevelew/cbcstuff/common_spiders/big_spi_quilt.html&docid=z4K7Pw1bZf4dGM&w=408&h=288&ei=er1YTuDgNIf6mAWl1bC_DA&zoom=1), the crane fly (http://www.google.com.ph/imgres?q=daddy+long+legs&um=1&hl=tl&biw=1280&bih=645&tbm=isch&tbnid=Rb7qNbICdalpIM:&imgrefurl=http://www.moorewallpaper.com/tackle-guide-fly-fishing-flies-longlegs.html&docid=kC_4yUpTyovpPM&w=300&h=271&ei=er1YTuDgNIf6mAWl1bC_DA&zoom=1), and the harvestman (http://www.google.com.ph/imgres?q=daddy+long+legs&um=1&hl=tl&biw=1280&bih=645&tbm=isch&tbnid=NK5xwmeQJ6YEWM:&imgrefurl=http://spiderindex.blogspot.com/&docid=Jj9tTgbFKktm_M&w=400&h=266&ei=Yb1YTu-HCqeGmQWc4ZmoDA&zoom=1). I think of all the three, the one "daddy-long legs" should formally refer to is the spider. The spider is also the one I would fear most (I have a sort of mild arachnophobia), except when harvestmen cluster together like in that previous pic of "ceiling spiders" (those aren't "Spiders", they are harvestmen). Because of my fear of long-legged insects/arachnids/whatever, I also, to a certain extent, wouldn't want to go near a crane fly.

I'd fear the Brown Huntsman more, because of the size, but really, the daddy-long legs' appearance is just freakish.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: karajorma on August 27, 2011, 08:09:17 am
I think of all the three, the one "daddy-long legs" should formally refer to is the spider.

Britain called and left you a message. It just says "**** you" :p
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Post by: jr2 on August 27, 2011, 02:22:02 pm
Anyone post these yet?

(http://i51.tinypic.com/28i14q1.jpg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Pred the Penguin on August 27, 2011, 09:10:31 pm
The only type of creatures I'm really freaked out by are... ants.

Then again, If I saw one of those buggers crawling toward me I probably would be slightly worried.
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Post by: Commander Zane on August 27, 2011, 09:20:06 pm
I never noticed those shark teeth-looking things before.
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Post by: QuantumDelta on September 09, 2011, 05:42:02 am
Yea you say daddy long legs in england and 99% of people will think of the flying spastics known as crane flies..
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Post by: Kosh on September 09, 2011, 07:12:27 am
I think of all the three, the one "daddy-long legs" should formally refer to is the spider.

Britain called and left you a message. It just says "**** you" :p

Bah, you people drive on the wrong side of the road and spell things wrong. Clearly English people don't know anything about the English language..... :D
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Mars on September 09, 2011, 08:02:17 pm
Here, the only daddy-long legs are the harvestman. I had no idea there were others until I was over 18
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Post by: FireSpawn on September 09, 2011, 08:21:19 pm
I wonder if it's possible to cultivate some sort of human/spider symbiosis? And if so, how would it work?
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Post by: JGZinv on September 10, 2011, 02:15:53 am
More Pic....

http://www.damnlol.com/this-is-my-worst-nightmare-480.html
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Post by: Marcov on September 10, 2011, 09:27:17 am
More Pic....

http://www.damnlol.com/this-is-my-worst-nightmare-480.html

Imagine if you were just walking along, eyes closed, until you notice something sticking around you...that web...those...creatures...  :nervous: :shaking: :eek:
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: JGZinv on September 10, 2011, 01:46:10 pm
I don't really need to do that... I had a dream once where I was eaten alive by swarms of spiders.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: FireSpawn on September 10, 2011, 04:08:24 pm
I don't really need to do that... I had a dream once where I was eaten alive by swarms of spiders.
Funny that, I had a dream about a swarm of me's eating a live JGZinv.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: watsisname on September 10, 2011, 09:19:01 pm
I had a dream where I was a spider.  Had 8 legs and everything.  Not sure how the eyesight worked though -- I guess that part wasn't actually spiderish.  But I did have a web!  It was cool.  I even got to eat a poor soul who intruded on my residence.  Ate him for supper with my many brethren.  He was delicious. :)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: jr2 on September 12, 2011, 01:04:19 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3061241/Island-invaded-by-huge-spiders.html

Clicky to see pics.  ;7
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scourge of Ages on September 13, 2011, 06:30:54 pm
Spider story! I work in a warehouse, filling orders. In the space around my work area, quite a few cellar spiders congregate, around the window, the light, and the wall board. There's also a perpetual line of ants (I assume the argentine species), coming in through a hole in the wall.
I generally don't bother any of the spiders, unless their webs start to encroach on my stuff. Well, today I decided that there were too many spiders and too many webs, and I didn't want them spawning any more. So I grabbed a nearly-empty can of Hot Shot Ant and Roach killer, and I went at it.
A quick spurt wiped out the line of ants, and they simply fell off the wall where they had their line. A single spurt per spider had a more interesting effect... They freaked out and started running/climbing away. They moved slowly though, like they were drunk. They couldn't seem to grab their own webs, a few of the bigger ones even got tangled.
After about a minute of writhing, most spiders just curled up and died. One big one though, got stuck in some fine strands of web, and just sat there on the wall. If I fanned it gently with a paper, it would squirm, and then rest again.
As I watched the spider, I saw one of its legs just drop off its body. And then another leg just up and fell off, and then another. At this point I started to feel a bit like a psychopath, so I had to put it out of its little spidery misery.

tl;dr version: Some insect poisons cause cellar spiders' legs to fall off as they die. It's fairly disturbing.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: watsisname on September 14, 2011, 04:52:48 am
youre a terrible person

wanna help me with my ant and stink bug infestation? :3
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Pred the Penguin on September 14, 2011, 08:01:57 am
Spiders are good though. They help eat other bugs. o_o
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Post by: FireSpawn on September 14, 2011, 11:25:41 am
Just watched a fairly large wasp get taken down after it got caught in a web outside my window, by a tiny spider using hit-and-run tactics and a **** load of tenacity.
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Post by: T-LoW on September 14, 2011, 11:27:37 am
Spiders are awesome. I always leave one or two in my house so I'm not getting terrorized by those damn flies and other annoying insects.
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Post by: Retsof on September 14, 2011, 12:17:33 pm
Just watched a fairly large wasp get taken down after it got caught in a web outside my window, by a tiny spider using hit-and-run tactics and a **** load of tenacity.
WOO!  Root for the little guy!  (I hate wasps btw)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Pred the Penguin on September 14, 2011, 08:06:18 pm
Wasps are cool! Don't want them within 10 feet of me though...
What I really like are Dragonflies. Mid-air maneuvers FTW!
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Post by: jr2 on September 14, 2011, 08:28:25 pm
That and ~70 MPH.  :)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Marcov on September 14, 2011, 09:38:42 pm
Spider story! I work in a warehouse, filling orders. In the space around my work area, quite a few cellar spiders congregate, around the window, the light, and the wall board. There's also a perpetual line of ants (I assume the argentine species), coming in through a hole in the wall.
I generally don't bother any of the spiders, unless their webs start to encroach on my stuff. Well, today I decided that there were too many spiders and too many webs, and I didn't want them spawning any more. So I grabbed a nearly-empty can of Hot Shot Ant and Roach killer, and I went at it.
A quick spurt wiped out the line of ants, and they simply fell off the wall where they had their line. A single spurt per spider had a more interesting effect... They freaked out and started running/climbing away. They moved slowly though, like they were drunk. They couldn't seem to grab their own webs, a few of the bigger ones even got tangled.
After about a minute of writhing, most spiders just curled up and died. One big one though, got stuck in some fine strands of web, and just sat there on the wall. If I fanned it gently with a paper, it would squirm, and then rest again.
As I watched the spider, I saw one of its legs just drop off its body. And then another leg just up and fell off, and then another. At this point I started to feel a bit like a psychopath, so I had to put it out of its little spidery misery.

tl;dr version: Some insect poisons cause cellar spiders' legs to fall off as they die. It's fairly disturbing.

You didn't actually have to use insect poison. A mere water sprayer will cause those spiders to run away, and perhaps the ants too. Better that then see dead, mangled bodies of poor spiders and ants all over your place. Unless, of course, you are gratified.. :drevil:

I have this mild arachnophobia for cellar spiders. Of course I wouldn't want to go near the larger Huntsman spider, but those long legs, and the way they walk, is pretty freaky. Last time a generally small spider hung on its web near the shower. For several days  I didn't disturb it. But this time, somehow, a larger spider managed to get there. I decided it was too big and occupied most of the space where it hung, to the point that it was fairly near to the knob I turned to turn on the shower. So I just blew it, and it started frantically running amok, away from where it was. Well, I guess my blow was a tad too strong. But still, I didn't know where it was, for all I knew it might have just gone closer. So I got a dipper, filled it with some water, and threw it all over the area. Finally I saw it at the side of where the knob was, farther from where it once was. Finally, I waited for it to settle at another part of the web, a safe distance from the knob.

Just blow them and they actually will go away.

Curious, though, why do spiders curl their legs when they die?
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Scourge of Ages on September 15, 2011, 07:48:58 pm
Curious, though, why do spiders curl their legs when they die?
Because they extend their legs by pumping fluids into them, like hydraulics. I guess when they die, they can't maintain pressure anymore, so the legs curl back into a sort of more neutral position. http://animals.howstuffworks.com/arachnids/spider2.htm

And yeah, they had to die. Water will scare them away, but only temporarily. Then they'll come back and breed. And maybe I did want to leave spider corpses behind, as a warning...
And ants will not be affected by a spray of water at all, you'd have to wash them away completely, but there are still more ants behind them.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Pred the Penguin on September 15, 2011, 09:48:54 pm
I saw a very long-legged spider yesterday. We had a nice chat.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: FireSpawn on September 16, 2011, 03:29:09 pm
I saw a very long-legged spider yesterday. We had a nice chat.
And I saw a Mr Long-Legged-Mack-Daddy on the T.V. this morning.

But in relation to our eight-legged future overlords, I walked into a large length of spider-silk that spanned about six foot and had high enough tensile strength to dig into my forehead and actually stop head movement until the rest of my body dragged it through.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Herra Tohtori on June 28, 2013, 11:16:43 am
This post does not involve arachnids, however it does involve a home invasion, squatting, and a critter with jointed legs, so I will regale you with the story and pics.

Story is short: A potter wasp tried to make a nesting cell in the base of my Saitek X52 throttle. It had lined the bottom of the hole with that paper-like substance to seal it (the joystick was on the table). This most likely happened while I was away from the room for several days, visiting my parents'. After I returned, I did notice some wasp activity - an occasional visitor - but paid no attention to it; such things sometimes happen.

This afternoon, though, I noticed something peculiar in the wasp's behaviour. It was carrying something - a morsel of some kind, and it walked head first into the hole on the base of the throttle, and when it came out it did not have it any more. I captured and evicted the insect, then proceeded to investigate the center of activity.

What I found was somewhat disconcerting - in fact one might say rustling was heard in the Jimmy deck - but on the other hand, this was fascinating! From the open top of the hole, I could catch a glimpse of seemingly immobile things which, in later investigation, proved to be small green caterpillars. After some containment measures (I closed the ventilation window) I lifted the throttle from the desk. There was a slight sound like very thin strip of paper being torn, and on the desk was a circular remain of the "bottom" of the nesting cell.

From the bottom of the hole, I could now clearly see small caterpillars. Many of them. I took pictures.

(http://i.imgur.com/KGnBTU8.jpg)

Click for full detail crop.

After verifying that there was no Mama Wasp lurking somewhere in the hole, I poked through it with a screwdriver, pushing the caterpillars out on a paper tissue, which I have at hand for just such occasions when I needed to squash a caterpillar. The caterpillars were totally out of it, they laid there mostly immobile - apparently, potter wasps paralyze the insects they bring for their larvae to feed on. I could see a momentary spasm of movement, but I suspect that was entirely involuntary. Before these victims of mother nature were euthanized, I took a picture of the grand total of the wasp's efforts:

(http://i.imgur.com/lQIv4LU.jpg)

The caterpillars were quickly and painlessly euthanized by sudden application of pressure on the tissue paper. Green goo came out.

Thus concludes my saga.


TL;DR: Was out of apartment for a few days, wasp infests my X52 throttle base, infestation continues unnoticed for a week, hidden in plain sight, while I use the throttle to play games.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: StarSlayer on June 28, 2013, 11:46:56 am
Man I was hoping the larva had been laid inside the caterpillars and were going to burst forth before your eyes.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: An4ximandros on June 28, 2013, 12:18:32 pm
 :Looks at thread:

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/556/314/10f.gif)

 You are a week late; I had messed up my sleep cycle two weeks ago, I already fixed it. Thanks for the effort though.

 PS: Thanks for reminding me a centipede tried to make a nest inside my PC case, dAmmit.
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Dragon on June 28, 2013, 06:52:16 pm
Looks like you've now hardware debugger. :) Seriously, I've had wasp nests in the garden and in a house wall, but never in a throttle. It's a good thing CH stuff doesn't really have vents, but you still made check the bottom. :)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: watsisname on June 28, 2013, 08:35:03 pm
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The caterpillars were quickly and painlessly euthanized by sudden application of pressure on the tissue paper. Green goo came out.

SCIENCE!
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: deathfun on June 28, 2013, 11:26:33 pm
Man I was hoping the larva had been laid inside the caterpillars and were going to burst forth before your eyes.

First thing that popped in my head

(http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1252946568845069.jpeg)
Title: Re: Arachnoterrorism
Post by: Black_Yoshi1230 on June 29, 2013, 02:05:54 am
Now I have the urge to watch "The Runaway Bride" again (the Doctor Who 2006 xmas special).