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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: General Battuta on July 19, 2010, 10:52:50 am
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PICNIC DAY IS GOOD DAY
all hard lights must bring item of food to hard light picnic. best food is pun food; also, hamnyurgers. THESE ARE PICNIC RULES.
i shall bring the poe slaw
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I shall bring sugar cains!
and Marajuana
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I bring salt.
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an SC 5 of it?
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Yes, an SC 5 full of Sodium chloride.
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well, you better make sure that they're not taken out by my TC Meatzon Bomb
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salsa made with wisdom teeth and menstrual blood
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salsa made with wisdom teeth and menstrual blood
hey, that goes well with my Vasuda-fish fingers! i wuv Fishies.
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Have any Vasudans been invited? They always spoil the party when they show up with a picnic basket full of fresh headz.
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I bring the platonic hips.
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lays
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I've got sandwiches made with good wheat bread, american cheese, shame, and disappointment.
got enough for everyone.
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I'll bring alcove hall
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I'll bring some LRABeer.
(http://v4belg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pV9UWeuAlNfIjKrKjntyNYDtIozgzX0sHg_V_edytfMuh-DUCjmeiuUwHkeWE3UwlWupGOvQsfk4Vpo8864D7HA/LRAYeah.png)
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I'll bring some LRABeer.
NEGATIVE, ANDROGEOS.
BOSCH BEER IS THE ONLY LEGITIMATE AUTHORITY IN THIS PICNIC.
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I'll bring some LRABeer.
NEGATIVE, ANDROGEOS.
BOSCH BEER IS THE ONLY LEGITIMATE AUTHORITY IN THIS PICNIC.
you rofled my waffles
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I called Petrarch. He's bringing Minute Maid Orange juice for the teetotalers among us.
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I will bring the Lokironi salad!
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I will bring the peanuts!
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I'll bring Loki Loki chicken and Mjolnirger beer!
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Whoa, there's a Snail in the Aquitaine Cocktail.
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I will bring the peanuts!
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU WILL BRING ENOUGH :mad:
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TACo 5alad reporting in!
Also some LRBGreen beans for the vegetarians. :beamz:
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I will bring the peanuts!
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU WILL BRING ENOUGH :mad:
Well, i saw him rollin' in an Argo, so we can assume it's full of peanuts.
But careful in certain Hoodz, Shivangangs hatin'...
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I will bring the peanuts!
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU WILL BRING ENOUGH :mad:
Well, i saw him rollin' in an Argo, so we can assume it's full of peanuts.
But careful in certain Hoodz, Shivangangs hatin'...
I NEED CONCRETE NUMBERS AS TO HOW MANY PEANUTS :mad:
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Ah...
For starters, there will of course be some Escargots; it'll be a nice shell game to crack them open and consume their delicious innards.
Main course that I will provide you with is some nice Korean Fenris steak, tenderized with a Mjölnir hammer lightly. An option for those uncomfortable with canine meat will be meat from an Ursus Arctos that I managed to bait into a trap with a lot of fish.*
For dessert, I recommend fried goat pie; it is truly an explosive culinary experience.
* It was actually sort of pathetic - the poor bear thought it was up for a good meal, but then me and the fishes cut off all four of its paws and it's teeth and after that it just laid there doing almost nothing when the guy I originally hired to kill it just frantically kept shooting at it with his machine gun until the weapon's wooden parts burst into fire... then he complained to me that the weapon was not made for that sort of abuse, even though there was absolutely no need to hose the bear with all those rounds, it wasn't going anywhere. I tried to tell him to slow down to save his gun but of course he wouldn't listen, he wrecked it, the barrel expanded permanently and the wooden parts were a total loss. Of course, after a while another bear came around and bit his head off, but that's another story.
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A lunch bag for someone to take to Carl.
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A lunch bag for someone to take to Carl.
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NOSE GAME
*watsisname gets busy with Admiral Kegger
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A lunch bag for someone to take to Carl.
Send the people which are already flagged as traitors. :nervous:
What did he order this time anyway?
The usual "Noob roast on potatoes al Aken with Sauce Command"?
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For the record I thought you were going to organise an actual picnic.
You have all disappointed me.
I'm going to drink some orange ZEUS and nibble my aPollo mints.
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My mom has a fantastic recipe for baked beams.
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lol hay guys ive got fenribs rdy 2 cook?
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I will bring the peanuts!
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU WILL BRING ENOUGH :mad:
Well, i saw him rollin' in an Argo, so we can assume it's full of peanuts.
But careful in certain Hoodz, Shivangangs hatin'...
I NEED CONCRETE NUMBERS AS TO HOW MANY PEANUTS :mad:
I will bring 5000 of them! That will surely be enough!
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Bring. . . . . . . . . . . . over . . . . . . . . . NINE THOUSAND! :mad:
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Bring. . . . . . . . . . . . over . . . . . . . . . NINE THOUSAND! :mad:
Damn right, or someone gets SUPANOVA!!
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I will bring the peanuts!
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU WILL BRING ENOUGH :mad:
Well, i saw him rollin' in an Argo, so we can assume it's full of peanuts.
But careful in certain Hoodz, Shivangangs hatin'...
I NEED CONCRETE NUMBERS AS TO HOW MANY PEANUTS :mad:
I will bring 5000 of them! That will surely be enough!
VERY WELL :mad:
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No.
OVER NINE :mad:
THOUSAND.
Now who wants some strawHermes and cream?
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No.
OVER NINE :mad:
THOUSAND.
Now who wants some strawHermes and cream?
I'll take one, add some Choco-Zod chips, please.
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(http://www.hard-light.net/forums/Smileys/HLP/mad.gif)
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So what's all this about, then?
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So what's all this about, then?
So what did you bring?
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Fine-ground cynicism. A condiment rich in irony.
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It's not edible, is it? :(
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I bring some SPAM.
Askdjalkslskafsgsdgasdgafg.
I'll bring more as needed.
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I bring some SPAM.
Askdjalkslskafsgsdgasdgafg.
I'll bring more as needed.
Spam with Vasudan Ham?
Spam with Eggs al Aken and Ham?
Spam with Spam Ham and Blobs and Eggs?
Spam with Shivan Spam and Spam Ham and Vasudan Eggs?
Or just Spam?
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Guess I might as well bring some AIce cream. And maybe some APollo Loco.
I will be over by Snail, hiding from hungry picnicgoers.
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I bring some SPAM.
Askdjalkslskafsgsdgasdgafg.
I'll bring more as needed.
Spam with Vasudan Ham?
Spam with Eggs al Aken and Ham?
Spam with Spam Ham and Blobs and Eggs?
Spam with Shivan Spam and Spam Ham and Vasudan Eggs?
Or just Spam?
Just spam.
And spamtiks.
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Hey guys, who's bringing the Khenmu Fried Chicken?
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SPAM. Hormel-brand Spiced Ham.
Any further questions?
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i'll bring opium too
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SPAM. Hornet-brand Spiced Ham.
Fixed? :nervous:
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spamtiks
did you cook before or after core insertion
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Green beams (apparently already plenty of spam so skipping that)
A nice Headz Cheese
Subspace souffle
Some Red Beams and Slice.
A maxim of wine
and finally Colossal amount of fireworks for when the sun goes down. (keep this loki since we don't want the authorities in this system to bust the fun)
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Green beams (apparently already plenty of spam so skipping that)
A nice Headz Cheese
Subspace souffle
Some Red Beams and Slice.
A maxim of wine
now THAT's a picnic
also
keep this loki
marry me
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Nobody let Carl the Shivan know what we're up to. He'll try to steal our picnic baskets, and he's smarter than the average Shivan so it will be tough to stop him.
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/me knows a guy that knows a guy that's bringing some spacecrack.
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SPAM. Hormel-brand Spiced Ham.
Any further questions?
Have you tried Potted Meat Food Product? It's good. And hilarious.
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il bring my infamous demon chili (this is an actual recipe in my stack of functional chili recipes that ive engineered over the last decade)
theres also my admiral lucifer's chicken (also a real recipe)
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I just bought some Penguin steaks for tha BBQ.
Tastes very good with baby Seal sauce and Sun-fried Capella potatoes.
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Somebody tell Axem to being an Orioshepsut so we can have a fling at the coffee maker in it.
Does anyone have a Desperta Ferrari to ship some Desperta Ferrero over?
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SPAM. Hormel-brand Spiced Ham.
Any further questions?
Have you tried Potted Meat Food Product? It's good. And hilarious.
"Partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue" never tasted so good...
TBH, I've never had the guts to actually try it. I just read the ingredients and go :wtf:
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I have a jar of Pickled Hercs in the fridge that's been sitting there for months. I'll bring those, they go well with Kayser Salad. For the main course, grilled Rockeye.
We should get some Morning Star burgers for the vegetarians. Did anyone remember the tablethoth?
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Did anyone remember the tablethoth?
I'll bring the one I bought from Maulmart.
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I've got anubiscuit recipe I've been meaning to try out.
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I've got anubiscuit recipe I've been meaning to try out.
oh scotty you do this picnic proud
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Anyone have any of those new combo Hammer of Lights? We can use the to smash a Hecate of a lot of ants and when it gets dark to spot Lampreys in the lake.
Oh and don't forget we can throw Rocks up in the air to confuse the Bats as well.
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I suppose I could make some chewy flaky Bakha-lava.
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man i'm worried about this picnic, my girlfriend is so clingy
i can't seem to get lucifer
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@Slayer: All that honey could draw wasps and Hornets.
@GB: Have you tried telling her you met a girl named Lilith and are thinking of tying the Knossos? That's sure to make her want to get the Hades out of there hopefully without leaving a Stiletto or II in your back.
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Let's just have this at someone's house. I'll volunteer, but just let Moloch the front door so she can't get in.
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oh scotty you do this picnic proud
But he forgot the Waldorff salad!
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man i'm worried about this picnic, my girlfriend is so clingy
i can't seem to get lucifer
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/me sips some iced Galatea.
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All I have is Bosh Special Beer
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/gortef/Bosch_special_beercan.jpg)
That can is mine, I do have a colossal amount them left in my cars trunk though so everyone gets one.
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I hecate to say it, but are we ever going to have the picnic? We keep dragon on about what to bring, but Iceni no one talking about how colossal a place it would have to be! We can't just use a big ma'at because we need dis event to be as clean as possible. I mentu try looking for some places later on bu I forgot to.
Also, Nuke can't come because he would just anuket.
nerds
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I just checked the weather forecast. No Tsunamis incoming. We're clear.
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Sobek to mine afterwards for the after party?
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I just went to Subspaceways, to buy some footlong Grilledshivan Sandwiches with Aeshma cheese, Orion Rings, Orff-liver and Basilisk leafs.
Might also go to McDonalds to get some of theses limited edition Manticore Burgers with Dragonfruit sauce.
Otoh, their food is known to be...Ptah :ick:
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Yeah, I vote for McDonalds. Bakha King sucks.
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Yeah, I vote for McDonalds. Bakha King sucks.
I kinda like their BFRed sauce they put on everything.
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Yeah, but I work there. It's just not the same when you've cooked the ptahs before they're doused in BFRed sauce.
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I like Subway's BGreen pickles.