Ah...
For starters, there will of course be some Escargots; it'll be a nice shell game to crack them open and consume their delicious innards.
Main course that I will provide you with is some nice Korean Fenris steak, tenderized with a Mjölnir hammer lightly. An option for those uncomfortable with canine meat will be meat from an Ursus Arctos that I managed to bait into a trap with a lot of fish.*
For dessert, I recommend fried goat pie; it is truly an explosive culinary experience.
* It was actually sort of pathetic - the poor bear thought it was up for a good meal, but then me and the fishes cut off all four of its paws and it's teeth and after that it just laid there doing almost nothing when the guy I originally hired to kill it just frantically kept shooting at it with his machine gun until the weapon's wooden parts burst into fire... then he complained to me that the weapon was not made for that sort of abuse, even though there was absolutely no need to hose the bear with all those rounds, it wasn't going anywhere. I tried to tell him to slow down to save his gun but of course he wouldn't listen, he wrecked it, the barrel expanded permanently and the wooden parts were a total loss. Of course, after a while another bear came around and bit his head off, but that's another story.
