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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: General Battuta on September 20, 2010, 10:10:26 pm
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all battutas desire gainful enterprise!
jobttuta subbattuta secures job by application of charisma, beard, etcetera. jobttuta suggests to skeptical interviewers that extensive work on Blue Planet in company of an international team including grumpy Germans and Finns qualifies him as both a capable team player and a good thinker: surely, jobttuta argues, his ability to learn statistical program STATA will be aided by his knowledge of LISP-like program called FRED. surely, jobttuta continues, such pseudo-code-esque tasks share a common cognitive grammar!
all battutas are hired in highly competitive environment. filthy lucre pours into coffers of battuta!
truly the works of FreeSpace have blessed all battutas greatly!
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Are you drunk again?
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Are you drunk again?
drunkttuta has never been made manifest in the multiplicity
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Your subselves are certain of this?
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Your subselves are certain of this?
there is consensus
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alltutta battutas desiretutta gainfultutta enterprisetutta!
jobttuta subbattuta securestutta jobtutta bytutta applicationtutta oftutta charismatutta, beardtutta, etceteratutta. jobttuta suggeststutta totutta skepticaltutta interviewerstutta thattutta extensivetutta worktutta ontutta Blue Planettutta intutta companytutta oftutta antutta internationaltutta teamtutta includingtutta grumpytutta Germanstutta andtutta Finnstutta qualifiestutta himtutta astutta bothtutta atutta capabletutta teamtutta playertutta andtutta atutta goodtutta thinkertutta: surelytutta, jobttuta arguestutta, histutta abilitytutta totutta learntutta statisticaltutta programtutta STATAtutta willtutta betutta aidedtutta bytutta histutta knowledgetutta oftutta LISPtutta-liketutta programtutta calledtutta FREDtutta. surelytutta, jobttuta continuestutta, suchtutta pseudotutta-codetutta-esquetutta taskstutta sharetutta atutta commontutta cognitivetutta grammartutta!
alltutta battutas aretutta hiredtutta intutta highlytutta competitivetutta environmenttutta. filthytutta lucretutta pourstutta intotutta cofferstutta oftutta battuta!
trulytutta thetutta workstutta oftutta FreeSpacetutta havetutta blessedtutta alltutta battutastutta greatlytutta!
fix'd.
More seriously, did you actually get hired? I think we'd appreciate sober details, so that we know how much more than "extremely happy" we should be for you. :D
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Your subselves are certain of this?
there is consensus
You are geth GEF.
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alltutta battutas desiretutta gainfultutta enterprisetutta!
jobttuta subbattuta securestutta jobtutta bytutta applicationtutta oftutta charismatutta, beardtutta, etceteratutta. jobttuta suggeststutta totutta skepticaltutta interviewerstutta thattutta extensivetutta worktutta ontutta Blue Planettutta intutta companytutta oftutta antutta internationaltutta teamtutta includingtutta grumpytutta Germanstutta andtutta Finnstutta qualifiestutta himtutta astutta bothtutta atutta capabletutta teamtutta playertutta andtutta atutta goodtutta thinkertutta: surelytutta, jobttuta arguestutta, histutta abilitytutta totutta learntutta statisticaltutta programtutta STATAtutta willtutta betutta aidedtutta bytutta histutta knowledgetutta oftutta LISPtutta-liketutta programtutta calledtutta FREDtutta. surelytutta, jobttuta continuestutta, suchtutta pseudotutta-codetutta-esquetutta taskstutta sharetutta atutta commontutta cognitivetutta grammartutta!
alltutta battutas aretutta hiredtutta intutta highlytutta competitivetutta environmenttutta. filthytutta lucretutta pourstutta intotutta cofferstutta oftutta battuta!
trulytutta thetutta workstutta oftutta FreeSpacetutta havetutta blessedtutta alltutta battutastutta greatlytutta!
fix'd.
More seriously, did you actually get hired? I think we'd appreciate sober details, so that we know how much more than "extremely happy" we should be for you. :D
factual: lifetime battuta alcohol consumption < 10 milliliters. generalizes to all intoxicants.
capabilities of drunkttuta are unknown, doubtless impressive
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Uhm.... congrats. To all 'ttutas. :yes:
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Hey awesome, congrats! :D :yes:
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all battutas desire gainful enterprise!
Every Good Battuta Develops FreeSpace!
all battutas are hired in highly competitive environment. filthy lucre pours into coffers of battuta!
Beware of trollttuta! eh gets fired and doesn't afraid of anything.
truly the works of FreeSpace have blessed all battutas greatly!
Amen!
factual: lifetime battuta alcohol consumption < 10 milliliters. generalizes to all intoxicants.
capabilities of drunkttuta are unknown, doubtless impressive
Theory is inadequate. We demand empirical data!
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Jumping *peppers*! I am *swimming* for Battuta *campers*!
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I read this in Mordin's voice.
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Jumping *peppers*! I am *swimming* for Battuta *campers*!
orz D:
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Congrats Zod heavy assault fighter ;)
Will they be calling Darius for references?
Is this not more GD oriented btw? :nervous:
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Congratses Dudettuta!
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Why is this in General FS Discussion?
Shouldn't it be in BP or GD?
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Well since no one else has asked it yet.
Was the job at pizza hut so you can now be known as Jobbttuta the Hut?
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what is this I don't even :p
Well since no one else has asked it yet.
Was the job at pizza hut so you can now be known as Jobbttuta the Hut?
:lol: ... well I probably would have if I wasn't in a crowded lecture hall.
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what is this I don't even :p
Agreed.
If this is about Blue Planet, why can't it be in their board? Or if this is about Batsy's work adventures, why can't it be in GD?
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Congrats :D
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Hey, congratulations. That is a cool thing.
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Why is this in General FS Discussion?
Shouldn't it be in BP or GD?
what is this I don't even :p
Agreed.
If this is about Blue Planet, why can't it be in their board? Or if this is about Batsy's work adventures, why can't it be in GD?
topics of thread include a general, power of freespace
only suitable location is general freespace!
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topics of thread include a general, power of freespace
only suitable location is general freespace!
Topics of thread also include drunk. -> Thread can only exist in General Discussion.
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Dear god.
With a job.
Will part two ever happen?
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topics of thread include a general, power of freespace
only suitable location is general freespace!
Topics of thread also include drunk. -> Thread can only exist in General Discussion.
but battutas have never consumed alcohol :confused:
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topics of thread include a general, power of freespace
only suitable location is general freespace!
Topics of thread also include drunk. -> Thread can only exist in General Discussion.
but battutas have never consumed alcohol :confused:
It was still discussed by you. All of you. -> Drunk is included in topics.
Drunk is too strong a topic. -> General Discussion.
Then again battutas seem to be the source of much job and power. -> The SCP board is also a valid option.
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Board mod Mongoose likes topics on FreeSpace jobttutas -> Gen FS
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Jumping *peppers*! I am *swimming* for Battuta *campers*!
orz D:
Yes! Orz *friends* make good *happy time* with Battuta *silly persons*!
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I think this is more about jobttuta than FS. ;) Moved.
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Watsisname theorizes about the nature of drunktutta
volunteertutta's requested for experimentation
cake and AA meetings will be available upon completion
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Nice, man.
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I'm glad the jobtutta component core was able to secure employment for the entire tutta construct.
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091113164321/half-life/en/images/1/17/Glados_core_2.jpg)
Now conduct some Science...
you monster
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I want to treat this like a puzzle.
Either that or congrats from what i would guess you got a good job due to your great work experience in the fsscp?
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More nonsense from the puny humans. We, the Thraddash of Culture Nineteen - famous Ur-Quan Combat Thralls - are not impressed. SNORT!
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Yep. . . . Gd is where this should've been from the off.
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Yep. . . . Gd is where this should've been from the off.
no
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Yes.
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The power of cacophony.
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i almost got a job on the merits of nukemod, and was actually selected, but because of insane starting hours (4am!) and lack of transportation, i was forced to turn it down.
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I like this thread.
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The power of cacophony.
wat
:3
Edit- added cat face.
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The power of cacophony.
wat
:3
Edit- added cat face.
If I ever get Mobius' address, I'm sending him an English Thesaurus. His English, while pretty good, frequently has unusual word choices =)
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Well, all the -ttuta in this thread made me think of cacophony... whatever... :nervous:
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Well, all the -ttuta in this thread made me think of cacophony... whatever... :nervous:
we send felicitations to all mobioids!
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Battuta *fellows* are not happy *campers*! It would not be *bouncy* to *sit* on this *fun*!
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Battuta *fellows* are not happy *campers*! It would not be *bouncy* to *sit* on this *fun*!
so how 'bout them androsynth?
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That's a very good question with a very interesting answer! The price of this information is 1,000,000,000,000 credits.
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Battuta *fellows* are not happy *campers*! It would not be *bouncy* to *sit* on this *fun*!
so how 'bout them androsynth?
(http://wikiarchy.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/orz-sitting.gif)
Do not ask *bubbles* about Androsynth *silly gooses*. It is not *happy*.
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You make me *frumple*! Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnarrrgh! It is *dancing*!
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(http://starcontroller.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zoq-fot-pik.jpg)
FRUNGY FRUNGY FRUNGY!
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I like where this is going. :nod:
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As do I. Although where it will end up, I really have no idea. :D
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(http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/80275372/2452)
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(http://www.aelfhame.net/~dragon/img/Mycon_by_Kwayne64.jpg)
Juffo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid.
Violent action ensues.
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(http://www.ur-quan08.com/ur-quan.gif)
Kzer-Za '10
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(http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/script/images/0/02/Kzer-ZaComm.png)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ELUCIDATE!
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And then Gene Roddenberry reincarnated from his scattered space ashes to ask why in the hell mankind thought basing actual warship designs off Starfleet was a good idea. :P
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/me has no idea what's going on.
/me smiles and waves.
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:blah:
what is this i dont even
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You and me both Sistah.
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[EDIT]: fixed hotlinked img
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Shivan Hunter, what are you doing? Please think of the kittens, man!
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No, Think of DOMO and what DOMO will do with no kittens to eat!
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That's being really cool.
Now, where did I put that frikking gun? :hopping:
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sup guise, what's going on in here?
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You and me both Sistah.
You guys never played Star Control 2? What's the matter with you? :P
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They are not *campers*. They are *silly cows*.
Without *happy campers* there is no *fun* *parties*. It is too sad. :blah:
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You and me both Sistah.
You guys never played Star Control 2? What's the matter with you? :P
Perhaps some of us were barely (or not even) out of kindergarten when 1992 rolled around? :p
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92? I was Ten, and thus experiencing the phenomenon known as sunshine and bike. At most I think an Atari7800 was floating about.
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Pshhh, no excuses!
Besides, it's free to download nowadays. :cool:
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Argh. Move it to gaming discussion!
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PLANET LANDER wants to fight!
PIKACHU used THUNERSHOCK!
KOWALSKI, FRITZ, CHIN, O’DONNELL, LUIGI, and ALL THREE of the LIEBERMANN TRIPLETS fainted!
EDIT: Shiptutta was the first to be destroyed :(:
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7285/screen0076.png)
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Pshhh, no excuses!
Besides, it's free to download nowadays. :cool:
Yeah, support our fellow open source games.
http://sc2.sourceforge.net/
Perhaps some of us were barely (or not even) out of kindergarten when 1992 rolled around?
I didn't actually start playing it until around the mid 90's. Although the fact that the game was completely freespaced didn't help anything. That being said I actually did own it legally, I think my parents must have gotten as a gift sometime in the early 90's but I wasn't old enough to really understand it until about late elementry school or so. I still remember the two 5 1/4" floppy disks and the neat map, along with the awesome boxart. So really, being too young at the time of release is really no excuse.
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Oh. So that's what the hell you guys have been talking about.
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Argh. Move it to gaming discussion!
Do it yourself. You're a moderator here! :p
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Upon reflectio, the discussion is "just general enough" to allow it to stay ;7
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I bet what you mean is that upon reflection you don't know how to move threads, amirite? :P
Blah blah, i love eating dirt....
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I didn't actually start playing it until around the mid 90's. Although the fact that the game was completely freespaced didn't help anything. That being said I actually did own it legally, I think my parents must have gotten as a gift sometime in the early 90's but I wasn't old enough to really understand it until about late elementry school or so. I still remember the two 5 1/4" floppy disks and the neat map, along with the awesome boxart. So really, being too young at the time of release is really no excuse.
Okay, then how about a general dislike of open-ended games coupled with never hearing about it until now? :p
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/me never played it either. Never even heard of it. But them, I'm not really much of a gamer... modding > playing IMO.
Getting back on topic: How does jorbtutta like his new jorb?
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I don't even know what his jorb is.
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Code-pimp?
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well he said he's using STATA, so it's definitely some statistical modeling stuff.
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Poor thread cursed to wander the boards of HLP like a transient hobo.
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Can we open a Transient Hobo subforum?
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But then it wouldn't be transient!
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But then it wouldn't be transient!
We call it Drunk Tank then, and move in all the alcohol-related threads and postings too.
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I like that concept.
So Golf Brato, when's, (if not already,) the big first day?
How'd it go if you have already started, did you convert anyone to Freespace?
And on ur-quan masters I have yet to figure out how to fire my guns. :nervous:
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Right Control fires primary weapon.
Right Shift uses secondary ability (sometimes a weapon, sometimes not, depends on ship).
The controls are based on Spacewar!, which the combat in this game resembles heavily.
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PRIORITY OVERRIDE! NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED! MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS!
*ZAP!*
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But then it wouldn't be transient!
We call it Drunk Tank then, and move in all the alcohol-related threads and postings too.
But then this thread wouldn't qualify.
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It's a hobo, it goes in the drunk tank whether it's actually drunk or not.
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In addition, your thread does not respond to standard Hierarchy identification transmissions and is therefore deemed to be...transient. This is not permissible -- only ontopicness shall be tolerated. This drone now leaves to inform the Admins of your transgressions. You are commanded to remain here and await the arrival of the HLP Hammer of Justice. Disobedience will be punished.
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the hammer is my penis
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Why isn't this in GD again?
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Why isn't this in GD again?
Same reason you're still Second-In-Command of the Support Ninjas.
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The Support Ninjas. Holding off the help vampires since FSO 3.69.
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The Support Ninjas. Holding off the help vampires since FSO 3.69.
Where could one find a download of this 3.69 of which you speak? :nervous:
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The Support Ninjas. Holding off the help vampires since FSO 3.69.
Where could one find a download of this 3.69 of which you speak? :nervous:
pedant!
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You are commanded to remain here and await the arrival of the HLP Hammer of Justice.
O HAI
:hammer:
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well can i talk about my job :confused:
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Sure you can. However, most of this topic, you will notice, is not in any way about your job.
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Sure you can. However, most of this topic, you will notice, is not in any way about your job.
but the_e, what if this IS my job
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Please provide proof, in writing, from your employer.
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well can i talk about my job :confused:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshkO8HqQ10