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Offline General Battuta

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jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet! - Etc
all battutas desire gainful enterprise!

jobttuta subbattuta secures job by application of charisma, beard, etcetera. jobttuta suggests to skeptical interviewers that extensive work on Blue Planet in company of an international team including grumpy Germans and Finns qualifies him as both a capable team player and a good thinker: surely, jobttuta argues, his ability to learn statistical program STATA will be aided by his knowledge of LISP-like program called FRED. surely, jobttuta continues, such pseudo-code-esque tasks share a common cognitive grammar!

all battutas are hired in highly competitive environment. filthy lucre pours into coffers of battuta!

truly the works of FreeSpace have blessed all battutas greatly!

 

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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
Are you drunk again?
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
Are you drunk again?

drunkttuta has never been made manifest in the multiplicity

  

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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
Your subselves are certain of this?
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
Your subselves are certain of this?

there is consensus

 

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alltutta battutas desiretutta gainfultutta enterprisetutta!

jobttuta subbattuta securestutta jobtutta bytutta applicationtutta oftutta charismatutta, beardtutta, etceteratutta. jobttuta suggeststutta totutta skepticaltutta interviewerstutta thattutta extensivetutta worktutta ontutta Blue Planettutta intutta companytutta oftutta antutta internationaltutta teamtutta includingtutta grumpytutta Germanstutta andtutta Finnstutta qualifiestutta himtutta astutta bothtutta atutta capabletutta teamtutta playertutta andtutta atutta goodtutta thinkertutta: surelytutta, jobttuta arguestutta, histutta abilitytutta totutta learntutta statisticaltutta programtutta STATAtutta willtutta betutta aidedtutta bytutta histutta knowledgetutta oftutta LISPtutta-liketutta programtutta calledtutta FREDtutta. surelytutta, jobttuta continuestutta, suchtutta pseudotutta-codetutta-esquetutta taskstutta sharetutta atutta commontutta cognitivetutta grammartutta!

alltutta battutas aretutta hiredtutta intutta highlytutta competitivetutta environmenttutta. filthytutta lucretutta pourstutta intotutta cofferstutta oftutta battuta!

trulytutta thetutta workstutta oftutta FreeSpacetutta havetutta blessedtutta alltutta battutastutta greatlytutta!

fix'd.

More seriously, did you actually get hired? I think we'd appreciate sober details, so that we know how much more than "extremely happy" we should be for you. :D

 

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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
alltutta battutas desiretutta gainfultutta enterprisetutta!

jobttuta subbattuta securestutta jobtutta bytutta applicationtutta oftutta charismatutta, beardtutta, etceteratutta. jobttuta suggeststutta totutta skepticaltutta interviewerstutta thattutta extensivetutta worktutta ontutta Blue Planettutta intutta companytutta oftutta antutta internationaltutta teamtutta includingtutta grumpytutta Germanstutta andtutta Finnstutta qualifiestutta himtutta astutta bothtutta atutta capabletutta teamtutta playertutta andtutta atutta goodtutta thinkertutta: surelytutta, jobttuta arguestutta, histutta abilitytutta totutta learntutta statisticaltutta programtutta STATAtutta willtutta betutta aidedtutta bytutta histutta knowledgetutta oftutta LISPtutta-liketutta programtutta calledtutta FREDtutta. surelytutta, jobttuta continuestutta, suchtutta pseudotutta-codetutta-esquetutta taskstutta sharetutta atutta commontutta cognitivetutta grammartutta!

alltutta battutas aretutta hiredtutta intutta highlytutta competitivetutta environmenttutta. filthytutta lucretutta pourstutta intotutta cofferstutta oftutta battuta!

trulytutta thetutta workstutta oftutta FreeSpacetutta havetutta blessedtutta alltutta battutastutta greatlytutta!

fix'd.

More seriously, did you actually get hired? I think we'd appreciate sober details, so that we know how much more than "extremely happy" we should be for you. :D

factual: lifetime battuta alcohol consumption < 10 milliliters. generalizes to all intoxicants.

capabilities of drunkttuta are unknown, doubtless impressive

 

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Uhm.... congrats. To all 'ttutas.  :yes:
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Hey awesome, congrats! :D :yes:

 

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all battutas desire gainful enterprise!
Every Good Battuta Develops FreeSpace!

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all battutas are hired in highly competitive environment. filthy lucre pours into coffers of battuta!
Beware of trollttuta!  eh gets fired and doesn't afraid of anything.

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truly the works of FreeSpace have blessed all battutas greatly!
Amen!


factual: lifetime battuta alcohol consumption < 10 milliliters. generalizes to all intoxicants.

capabilities of drunkttuta are unknown, doubtless impressive
Theory is inadequate.  We demand empirical data!

 

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Jumping *peppers*!  I am *swimming* for Battuta *campers*!
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Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
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AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

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I read this in Mordin's voice.
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Jumping *peppers*!  I am *swimming* for Battuta *campers*!

orz D:

 

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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
Congrats Zod heavy assault fighter ;)
 
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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
Congratses Dudettuta!

 

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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
Why is this in General FS Discussion?
Shouldn't it be in BP or GD?
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
Well since no one else has asked it yet.

Was the job at pizza hut so you can now be known as Jobbttuta the Hut?
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Re: jobttuta obtains job with power of blue planet!
what is this I don't even :p

Well since no one else has asked it yet.

Was the job at pizza hut so you can now be known as Jobbttuta the Hut?
:lol: ... well I probably would have if I wasn't in a crowded lecture hall.

 

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what is this I don't even :p
Agreed.

If this is about Blue Planet, why can't it be in their board? Or if this is about Batsy's work adventures, why can't it be in GD?
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