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Title: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Sandwich on May 02, 2011, 07:02:15 am
I Am Disappoint because I've been unable to find a thread on this already. If I merely missed it, I apologize.

First of all, download both PDF's from the horse's mouth: http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/04/27/president-obamas-long-form-birth-certificate

The links are as follows:

http://whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate.pdf
http://whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

The resulting PDF file sizes are 53,490 bytes (birth-certificate.pdf) and 385,354 bytes (birth-certificate-long-form.pdf) (Win: Right-click -> Properties -> Size field). If you get different sizes, then let us know ASAP, as that means the file(s) at above links have been changed. In case they have changed, I'm attaching the documents that I downloaded from those links while posting this thread.

Open up the first PDF, the birth-certificate.pdf. Look at the very bottom. "msgboard.snopes.com/politics/graphics/birth.jpg (http://msgboard.snopes.com/politics/graphics/birth.jpg)"? On a document linked to from the White House website itself? Odd. If you click that link, the JPG file is still there, and lo and behold, it looks far more official than the PDF the White House linked to. It also has a green BG pattern that isn't in the WH PDF. I think I know why the appearances are different (see below), but if you have an explanation for why the WH was using a file from mom-&-pop Snopes.com to begin with (and it's a blatant enough oddity that I imagine there is a simple explanation I'm just not aware of), please let us know.

Now, open up the 2nd PDF (birth-certificate-long-form.pdf) in a PDF program of your choosing, and examine the document. Notice the different, lighter font color of the date fields towards the bottom. Most of all, look at the document's page curvature along the left side. It's probably an effect we've all seen from scans of books due to the binding preventing the page from laying flat against the scanner's surface. So how come the green background pattern isn't similarly curved?

Now, open the PDF in Illustrator, and take a gander at those lovely layers. Turn them off and on, and watch parts of various fields flicker in and out of existence. Turn them all off except for the background layer (the one that has the green patterned background) and check out the document.

Does this look as bizarre to you as it does to me?

If someone wanted to forge a document, I'd certainly expect them to do a better job of it. I certainly could.

I'll post what this looks like to me in a spolier tag, but I want to get your unfettered opinions before you see my opinion, so no peeking until you investigate.

Spoiler:
It looks to me like the t_______ p______ of the d_______ resulted in a f____ d_______, possibly a f__, that was p___________ for b_____ r_________.

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Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: zookeeper on May 02, 2011, 07:26:28 am
Quote from: Sandwich
Now, open up the 2nd PDF (birth-certificate-long-form.pdf) in a PDF program of your choosing, and examine the document. Notice the different, lighter font color of the date fields towards the bottom. Most of all, look at the document's page curvature along the left side. It's probably an effect we've all seen from scans of books due to the binding preventing the page from laying flat against the scanner's surface. So how come the green background pattern isn't similarly curved?

I don't get it. The green pattern is obviously not part of the certificate, but of the copy of the certificate, so of course it doesn't bend where the certificate bends.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Nemesis6 on May 02, 2011, 08:17:37 am
More nitpicking by racists is my opinion.

Here's some more: http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/04/with-drudge-reports-help-birthers-latch-onto-phony-forgery-theory.php?ref=tn
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Turambar on May 02, 2011, 08:19:53 am
(http://www.yasrsly.com/wp-content/main/2011_05/obama-sorry-it-took-so-long.jpg)
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: JCDNWarrior on May 02, 2011, 08:37:50 am
The birth certificate case is pretty much a distraction - Shoddy birth certificate copy, really trying to give people the feeling it's fake, and while we discuss that, something more interesting happens behind the scenes.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: The E on May 02, 2011, 09:10:25 am
The problem is, even if he had released something that looked even more legit, the idiots who didn't believe him before would still be unconvinced.

Honestly, I am disappoint in Sandwich for posting this conspiracy theory bull****.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 02, 2011, 09:27:52 am
Honestly, I am disappoint in Sandwich for posting this conspiracy theory bull****.

Heartily concur.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: achtung on May 02, 2011, 10:03:28 am
Even though this is probably some delicious Poe's Law, it's tired old useless crap. I'll never understand the mind of a birther.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Luis Dias on May 02, 2011, 10:33:23 am
It's easy to understand. They can't stand the idea of a black american president.

Blacks are not really american. Everyone knows that the true american is a whity.

So if someone who happens to be black manages to become president, something went awfully wrong.

Mostly, he cheated. Somewhere. From starters, he surely isn't an american. Why else would he fail to produce his birth certificate?

And worse, his birth is the blasphemous product of an interracial marriage. I mean, can it get worse than that?

Even worse, he's from Chicago, and we all know that all the Chicago people are from the mafia. So he's bad on that account too.

And then he's a democrat.

I mean, look at him. Does he seem american to you? All that smarty-talk like he's intelligent and stuff. No cowboy hat. No ranch. A geek for chrissakes! And a black one at that! And he's a muslim too, dontcha know? That's why he's building a mosque in ground zero with his AlQuaeda pals.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: jr2 on May 02, 2011, 10:52:35 am
FFS

Actually, to tell you the truth, I felt sorry for any of my fellow citizens who happened to be "black". The same way I'd feel sorry for any of my fellow citizens who happened to be female if Hillary was elected.  I felt that Obama would be a poor representation of black people; he is the first black president and I think they deserve better.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Sandwich on May 02, 2011, 11:31:30 am
Honestly, I am disappoint in Sandwich for posting this conspiracy theory bull****.
Heartily concur.
I'll never understand the mind of a birther.

:lol:

I'm so glad I both posted my suspicions as to the real reason, and hid them at the same time. It allowed people such as yourselves some slack to show how well you pay attention to things (hint: you don't, apparently). So let me make things somewhat obvious.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, "birther" (whatever the heck that is), or any other stereotype. I'm a person with eyes that can see things in front of me, ears that hear things around me, and a mind to discern if what I see (or am shown) or hear makes sense or is totally off the wall. So A) quit your labelling.

B) The circumstances of me posting this are as follows: A friend saw the infowars video about this whole thing and asked my opinion on whether it was legit, knowing that I was computer-savvy, and well-aquainted with Photoshop (not that Photoshop is used to see the layers in this document, but whatever). I told him I'd download the file and check it out. I also told him the following:

Quote
I can easily imagine a scenario where someone took the document from the White Hose site, photoshopped to appear like a fake, uploaded a video about it being fake, and posted a link to their own altered document, stating that if the White House had replaced the document already, people could download what it used to be here (providing them with the altered version). So I'll download the document from the White House site and look into it.

So I did so. The document, as downloaded from the White House site, does indeed still have the odd-looking layers in it, and the other inconsistencies. So I came here, looking to see what you guys had concluded about the odd document, because I respect the immense collective knowledge of this particular internet crowd. To my surprise, I found absolutely nothing about this, which is why I was disappointed.

So I posted this thread and my conclusions about the veracity of the document, pointing out the obvious oddness, and asking your opinions on the matter:

*snip*

Does this look as bizarre to you as it does to me?

If someone wanted to forge a document, I'd certainly expect them to do a better job of it. I certainly could.

I'll post what this looks like to me in a spolier tag, but I want to get your unfettered opinions before you see my opinion, so no peeking until you investigate.

Spoiler:
It looks to me like the t_______ p______ of the d_______ resulted in a f____ d_______, possibly a f__, that was p___________ for b_____ r_________.

After this, I continued poking around the net some more, looking into the conspiracy sites to see what inconsistencies they were finding, etc. Of course I had to wade through lots of biased, off-the-wall comments, but among the junk, I found what I believe to be true. I mostly fits in with what I had concluded, but brought in an added aspect that I was unaware of.

I ran across a few comments that brought forth the point that the odd layers found in the White House PDF look very much like the automatic layers added into documents that are scanned and run through OCR. I never dealt with OCR myself, so I was unaware of this aspect of it, although I have a general idea of how it works. With that in mind, I looked at the document again, and in my opinion, it fits - the document does indeed appear to have been scanned in and run through OCR, which created the layers. The only other missing piece is simply shoddy workmanship on the side of whoever was in charge of processing the actual document for uploading... but it's pretty easy to imagine a government worker producing shoddy work.

In conclusion, here's the full version of my spoiler above:


Quote
It looks to me like the transmit process of the document resulted in a faded document, possibly a fax, that was photoshopped for better readability.

Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: The E on May 02, 2011, 11:44:25 am
Oh well, that's nice to know.

Still, I would have preferred it if you hadn't started off as an intro to conspiracy theories. Poe's Law in action, I guess.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: BrotherBryon on May 02, 2011, 12:07:56 pm
Oh and I think as to why no one brought this up on the boards before now is because of the ridiculous media saturation on the subject that has been going on for far too long. Most sane rational thinking people have already determined for themselves that Obama is the legitimate president and have tried to move on despite the left wing's insistence for continuously bringing the subject up. That or they just don't care any more as this issue has been brought up constantly ever since Obama was elected despite no evidence ever being presented that suggested he was born outside the US. As the president said when the white house released the document there are far more important things to do right now.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Luis Dias on May 02, 2011, 12:13:21 pm
Frankly, to me it's a non issue. I even have the opinion that the US president could well be someone that wasn't born in the USA (and such would be possible in all countries anyway). In what concerns for the USA, a ****ing immigrant country, ffs, it's even more of a non-issue.

So I watched all the shenanigan as a "You can't be an american, OSAM... I mean OBAMA, for you are blackkkkk and meslimmm!!" show off of blatant racism.

This would have never happened with a white guy whose father was, say, irish.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 02, 2011, 12:29:49 pm
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, "birther" (whatever the heck that is), or any other stereotype. I'm a person with eyes that can see things in front of me, ears that hear things around me, and a mind to discern if what I see (or am shown) or hear makes sense or is totally off the wall. So A) quit your labelling.

That's not what I meant. The entire birth certificate issue is such clownshoes bull**** that I regard giving it any form of legitimacy by beginning a discussion over it as a grave intellectual failure. It is acceptable to offer necessary rebuttal where appropriate. The release of the long-form certificate has accomplished that. Any further discussion beyond "it exists *****es" is granting the issue a legitimacy it does not deserve.

(copping to the possible hypocrisy of this post)
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Mort on May 02, 2011, 12:35:57 pm
Can someone tell this fool whats the big deal about Obama's place of birth? He's been in office for nearly 3 years. Seems too late to start bringing this up
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: rscaper1070 on May 02, 2011, 12:36:41 pm
Oh and I think as to why no one brought this up on the boards before now is because of the ridiculous media saturation on the subject that has been going on for far too long. Most sane rational thinking people have already determined for themselves that Obama is the legitimate president and have tried to move on despite the left wing's insistence for continuously bringing the subject up. That or they just don't care any more as this issue has been brought up constantly ever since Obama was elected despite no evidence ever being presented that suggested he was born outside the US. As the president said when the white house released the document there are far more important things to do right now.

I think you meant right wing there.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: General Battuta on May 02, 2011, 12:39:19 pm
Quote
So I did so. The document, as downloaded from the White House site, does indeed still have the odd-looking layers in it, and the other inconsistencies. So I came here, looking to see what you guys had concluded about the odd document, because I respect the immense collective knowledge of this particular internet crowd. To my surprise, I found absolutely nothing about this, which is why I was disappointed.

So let me get this straight: you figured out why it was odd-looking, then came here expecting us to have also tracked down this minute detail in an unnecessary disproof to a hysterical and mostly racist conspiracy theory given no credence by basically anyone here?

Sorry to have disappointed you. You're going to be disappointed further: in spite of the media attention brought to the Apollo 11 landings by recent episodes of Doctor Who, we have no threads conclusively proving the moon landing was real currently on the first page. Nor have we discussed the obvious ridiculousness of Reptilian strategy in manipulating Majestic 12 at any point in the past month. There is a shameful lack of fine analysis of disproofs to conspiracy theories on this forum!

I mean this wouldn't seem so damn silly if you hadn't put your disappointment in the thread title.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Bobboau on May 02, 2011, 12:43:03 pm
racists

look at the post following yours on how to do it right.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 02, 2011, 12:55:21 pm
in spite of the media attention brought to the Apollo 11 landings by recent episodes of Doctor Who, we have no threads conclusively proving the moon landing was real currently on the first page.

Quickly! We must construct an argument proving that we have killed a Silent today as a result of watching that episode.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: achtung on May 02, 2011, 01:01:43 pm
:lol:

I'm so glad I both posted my suspicions as to the real reason, and hid them at the same time. It allowed people such as yourselves some slack to show how well you pay attention to things (hint: you don't, apparently). So let me make things somewhat obvious.

First of all, that was some tl;dr in your first post. An abstract of what kind of point you were going to make might have made me read past the first four sentences.

Second, you were spouting about inane birther stuff, which is an instant turn off.

Lastly I wasn't necessarily calling you a birther, I just said I would never understand the mind of a birther, nor any conspiracy nut for that matter.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: General Battuta on May 02, 2011, 01:02:25 pm
in spite of the media attention brought to the Apollo 11 landings by recent episodes of Doctor Who, we have no threads conclusively proving the moon landing was real currently on the first page.

Quickly! We must construct an argument proving that we have killed a Silent today as a result of watching that episode.

Holy **** that would be an epic ARG. It's even got a built-in reason that the participants wouldn't remember any of the cool parts.

On second thought, that sounds like it would make for a really badass religion.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: achtung on May 02, 2011, 01:04:37 pm
On second thought, that sounds like it would make for a really badass religion.

You'll be rich!
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: General Battuta on May 02, 2011, 01:10:56 pm
All followers of Battutism must train rigorously to meet and kill the phantom enemy.

You will never remember seeing the enemy. You will never remember closing with or defeating it. You will carry away no trophies, dream away all wounds.

There will be no experience to fall back on, no brotherhood to trust. You will be solitary: you and It, alone in the moment, without past or future, armed only with the weapons you make your habit and the skills you make your creed. What more pure test could there be?

To see more, buy the DVD!
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: BrotherBryon on May 02, 2011, 02:04:06 pm
Oh and I think as to why no one brought this up on the boards before now is because of the ridiculous media saturation on the subject that has been going on for far too long. Most sane rational thinking people have already determined for themselves that Obama is the legitimate president and have tried to move on despite the left wing's insistence for continuously bringing the subject up. That or they just don't care any more as this issue has been brought up constantly ever since Obama was elected despite no evidence ever being presented that suggested he was born outside the US. As the president said when the white house released the document there are far more important things to do right now.

I think you meant right wing there.

Whoops, sometimes I get my nut cases messed up.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: headdie on May 02, 2011, 02:12:09 pm
All followers of Battutism must train rigorously to meet and kill the phantom enemy.

You will never remember seeing the enemy. You will never remember closing with or defeating it. You will carry away no trophies, dream away all wounds.

There will be no experience to fall back on, no brotherhood to trust. You will be solitary: you and It, alone in the moment, without past or future, armed only with the weapons you make your habit and the skills you make your creed. What more pure test could there be?

To see more, buy the DVD!

I think yo uhave watched too much doctor who
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Scotty on May 02, 2011, 02:17:08 pm
IMPOSSIBLE.  There can never be too much Doctor Who!
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Sandwich on May 02, 2011, 06:45:57 pm
First of all, that was some tl;dr in your first post. An abstract of what kind of point you were going to make might have made me read past the first four sentences.

Second, you were spouting about inane birther stuff, which is an instant turn off.

Lastly I wasn't necessarily calling you a birther, I just said I would never understand the mind of a birther, nor any conspiracy nut for that matter.

That was kinda my whole point. There was no abstract - I was honestly going through the document as I was writing the post up, recording my conclusions. Yes, I could have edited in a summary after the post was complete, but the idea wasn't to get a specific point across - it was to point out the oddities as I saw them, and ask you all what you made of them.

Everything seemed to point to a very unusual amount of incompetence on the part of whoever digitally handled that document - whether they were intending to commit forgery or make it more readable, I didn't know. All I knew was that at first, second, and third glance, something was messed-up and raising a lot of legitimate questions with a lot of people. The fact that it sounded like what you call "birther" stuff was because hey, the (apparent) facts were pointing at a document that had been severely digitally altered, which I gather is what the so-called "birther" proponents generally claim.

In any case, the documents really indicate extreme incompetence by whoever was responsible for creating those PDFs - especially the first one, now that I've thought things over! I mean, it looks like the person was told to post a PDF of Obama's birth certificate, so they Googled for an image of it, found the one on Snopes, physically printed it out (hence the header and footer), and scanned that in to get a PDF! Utter incompetence, and I'm still really surprised that HLP hadn't picked up on the whole thing... debunking the forgery claims or not. *shrug* Whatever. :p
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Bobboau on May 03, 2011, 05:03:15 am
or Hawaii had a physical document in a large binder and then at some point copied a bunch of them onto copy proof paper and then digitized them.
but even if this were all true, he got Osama, I don't care.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Sandwich on May 03, 2011, 05:31:22 am
or Hawaii had a physical document in a large binder and then at some point copied a bunch of them onto copy proof paper and then digitized them.

Well, both files have dates on them of April 25th, 2011 - dates that you really only get to appear like they do by being printed. Whatever was done to them by whatever incompetentate was done recently. :p
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: StarSlayer on May 03, 2011, 06:56:29 am
Wow geez, I was considering posting something like this as a tin foil hat joke... 
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Kosh on May 03, 2011, 08:50:13 am
The problem is, even if he had released something that looked even more legit, the idiots who didn't believe him before would still be unconvinced.

Honestly, I am disappoint in Sandwich for posting this conspiracy theory bull****.


Actually a few conspiracy theorists have correctly stated that this is all a distraction from important issues like the impending demise of the dollar as the preffered reserve currency.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Luis Dias on May 03, 2011, 09:04:11 am
Correctly? Lol
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: The E on May 03, 2011, 09:20:00 am
The problem is, even if he had released something that looked even more legit, the idiots who didn't believe him before would still be unconvinced.

Honestly, I am disappoint in Sandwich for posting this conspiracy theory bull****.
Actually a few conspiracy theorists have correctly stated that this is all a distraction from important issues like the impending demise of the dollar as the preffered reserve currency.

Even if that were actually true (it probably isn't, I believe that Obama simply wanted to hit Trump et al with a "here's the birth certificate, you bloody morons, can I get to work now?"/"Oh, hey, that bin Laden guy? Killed him. Deal with it." double whammy), no true conspiracy theorist would ever let something like a fact stand in his way. People who engage in those activities have a remarkable tendency to always try to get the last word, or at the very least, make some "BUT: .... " stinger statement.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Sandwich on May 03, 2011, 03:16:45 pm
By the way, I trust that there is a general recognition that one doesn't have to be a classic conspiracy theorist in order to have doubts here and there about various things the media / government / whoever says, right? Don't believe everything you read; don't take everything at face value; etc? I'm not saying that this, that, or the other thing is a conspiracy... I'm just saying that there are indeed times when the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is not what's being communicated. :)
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: The E on May 03, 2011, 03:38:03 pm
Oh, sure. If you believe everything the government tells you is on the level, I've got a lovely piece of lunar real estate waiting for you.

But there's a difference when it comes to stuff like this, I believe. Believing that the President of the US wasn't born in America despite him having proven just that years ago in front of whatever commission checks these things, is just as moronic as the belief that the moon landings were faked.

The belief in this particular brand of stupidity requires a corresponding belief that dozens, if not hundreds of people were in on it, all of whom being so loyal to the President that they are keeping their mouths tightly shut. Human beings, especially politicians, really aren't that good at keeping secrets.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Sandwich on May 03, 2011, 03:41:31 pm
But there's a difference when it comes to stuff like this, I believe. Believing that the President of the US wasn't born in America despite him having proven just that years ago in front of whatever commission checks these things, is just as moronic as the belief that the moon landings were faked.

Although you have to admit that when the WH officially releases proof, and that proof has many of the hallmarks of a digitally altered document, it's bound to raise questions stir up more doubt about the situation than it assuages. ;)
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: The E on May 03, 2011, 03:45:06 pm
Yes, but I am more inclined to believe in incompetence than in conspiracy. Incompetence happens far more often.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Sandwich on May 03, 2011, 03:57:16 pm
Yes, but I am more inclined to believe in incompetence than in conspiracy. Incompetence happens far more often.

Indeed it does (at least, we're supposed to think it does... :nervous: :p). However, it's still somewhat staggering that this level of incompetence was put in charge of a government..... wait, no it's not. :p

My extensive computer graphics experience was what told me that the kind of digital alterations made to the file didn't make sense if the intent had been forgery, which is why I did the amount of snooping that I did - and it took a good amount of snooping to realize why these documents were so odd. For someone without said experience, it's very easy to see why they would suspect a conspiracy due to the obvious signs of "forgery" in the documents. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I can certainly understand why anyone (especially those prone to believing in conspiracy theories) would have their suspicions about the president's veracity given the fuel the WH has kindly provided for the flames of conspiracy. :)
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Bobboau on May 03, 2011, 04:53:09 pm
Maybe that was their plan all along!?!
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Sandwich on May 03, 2011, 08:32:51 pm
Maybe that was their plan all along!?!
If you can't convince 'em... :nod:
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Kosh on May 04, 2011, 11:23:07 am
The problem is, even if he had released something that looked even more legit, the idiots who didn't believe him before would still be unconvinced.

Honestly, I am disappoint in Sandwich for posting this conspiracy theory bull****.
Actually a few conspiracy theorists have correctly stated that this is all a distraction from important issues like the impending demise of the dollar as the preffered reserve currency.

Even if that were actually true (it probably isn't, I believe that Obama simply wanted to hit Trump et al with a "here's the birth certificate, you bloody morons, can I get to work now?"/"Oh, hey, that bin Laden guy? Killed him. Deal with it." double whammy), no true conspiracy theorist would ever let something like a fact stand in his way. People who engage in those activities have a remarkable tendency to always try to get the last word, or at the very least, make some "BUT: .... " stinger statement.


True, although there are always exceptions. In anycase there is precedence for Obama deliberately inciting the whole "birther" thing as a means for distraction. The numerous bogus terror alerts and, in particular, the Great Plastic Sheeting and Duct Tape Run of '03 during the Bush years should have been a huge wake up call as to how far an administration would go to keep people from discussing and thinking about reality. Wag the Dog.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Luis Dias on May 13, 2011, 12:42:28 pm
This is ****ing ridiculous. Stupid people make a racist wave discussing if their own ****ing president is even american, and now you say it is his fault?

Ghastly.

What's next? The raped girl over there was also at fault because she dared be beautiful too?

I mean, wow.
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Scotty on May 13, 2011, 01:12:32 pm
Yes, this topic totally needed resuscitating in order to spew insults.  Congratulations.
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Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: Turambar on May 13, 2011, 03:11:02 pm
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Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: jr2 on May 13, 2011, 03:14:20 pm
Balmy Ballmer
Title: Re: Obama's Birth Certificate (aka. HLP I Am Disappoint!)
Post by: The E on May 13, 2011, 03:19:05 pm
Yeah, no.