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Modding, Mission Design, and Coding => FS2 Open Coding - The Source Code Project (SCP) => Topic started by: General Battuta on May 17, 2011, 10:39:35 pm
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[23:34] <battuta> AAGH
[23:34] <battuta> HELP
[23:34] <battuta> RAPE
[23:34] <battuta> RAPE
[23:34] <battuta> SUPPORT SHIP RAPE
[23:35] <Nuclear1> i always tune in at the wrong time
[23:35] <bigchunk1> lol
[23:35] <Nuclear1> 99% of times, it's when someone's talking about rape
[23:35] <Nuclear1> #hard-light, ladies and gents
[23:35] <battuta> no seriously help
[23:35] <battuta> i can't get it off me
[23:35] <battuta> i didn't even ask for it to get ON me
[23:35] <battuta> it's docked, it's docked hard
[23:35] <rhraziel> gotta hate those white people problems
[23:36] <battuta> it's making weird noises
[23:36] <battuta> it won't respond to abort commands
[23:36] <battuta> i can't move, i can't shoot, it won't STOP rearming me
[23:36] <bigchunk1> custom support ship?
[23:36] <Nuclear1> use your support ship rape whistle!
[23:36] <Nuclear1> c-1-support ship-3
[23:37] <MjnMixael> www.freespace.com
[23:38] <MjnMixael> ~i
[23:38] <MjnMixael> ~k
[23:38] <MjnMixael> support ship gone
[23:38] <Nuclear1> you deserved it anyway
[23:38] <MjnMixael> freespace2.com*
[23:38] <Nuclear1> your docking ring was dressed provocatively
[23:38] <Vertigo7> next time you shouldn't dress that way
I dunno what's going on here but I will report in if I can repro
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I dunno man, haven't laughed that hard in a while though.
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at least it docked to the correct port.
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I assume you ordered it to dock via SEXP? :P
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There are a multitude of help groups to get you through the resultant trauma, General.
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Rape mentioned.
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:lol: I should go on IRC more, if we get funny stuff like this...
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Happened to me once when i SEXP-docked :lol: Though in that case there was no rearming. The total fail was however when AI mate called rearm and that stupid support crashed me into his dockport :D
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Oh, now come on Battuta, we all know you enjoyed it. ;)
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I assume you ordered it to dock via SEXP? :P
no i didn't are you saying i ASKED for it :(
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Well, it's not raep if you wanted it yourself.
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(http://i53.tinypic.com/ipys6c.jpg)
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Support ship is down! Unfortunately its ordinance is already inside of you... :drevil:
Is it me or does the right sun glow slightly brighter than the left?
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Recently uploaded to Redtube: Horny Teen Perseus Has Her Docking Rings Pounded By Fat Support Ship
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New! Slim, cute and wuvly support ship for those who wish for a more invigorating experience than Phatboi can deliver
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Would you like a bigger support ship? Where would you like it?
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So much win in here.
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If a support ship clung to your back would you jerk it off?
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If a support ship clung to your back would you jerk it off?
old, lame, facepalm
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if I can repro
lol
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He should have avoided the one with "free candy" painted onto the hull.
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The AI does some pretty funny things/moves if you're attached to it by the dock via FRED and giving AI(s) the order to attack you.
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it amuses me that no coders have responded to this thread yet.
well except for one but they just made a funny.
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The other guys also got prosecuted in The Accused. So we're taking the 5th. :p
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Yeah I really have no idea.
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[picture]
:lol:
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The support ship has always reminded me of certain habits critters have for reproduction, take oversize quadrupeds for example.
Perhaps it has something for Battuta :D
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The support ship has always reminded me of certain habits critters have for reproduction, take oversize quadrupeds for example.
Perhaps it has something for Battuta :D
Bovine, equine, or elephantine? :D (Hey, somebody was gonna ask! ;))
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This situation actually occurs in multiplayer every now and then (or at least it did a few years ago). The support ship may get stuck and stop responding to commands in packet loss situations. You can't shake it off and have to just self-destruct. :D
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Though it may be old and slow, the Centaur will have you running around in circles...
Actually I get "annoyed" with the Centaur, it always ends up flying 4km away from the battle and it is faster to make it warp out and then warp back in...
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ive seen this happen as well, its usually because you put the dock points too close together (sometimes this kinda thing results in surprise butseks). id assume some kind of floating ball (err point) error. also stop teasing the support ship, its a horney bastard with an unnecessarily large docking probe that grows erect every time it sees a pair of engine nozzles.
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I can tease it as much as I want...Shift+Rnow!...*Where the hell is it?
"We're already on our way, sir" *Shift+R Shift+R Shift+R Shift+R (time to re-arm 99:99, wtf?)
"We're already on our way, sir" *Shift+R Shift+R Shift+R
Oh...support ship is Shift R'ed
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hey its your docking port thats gonna get greased, enjoy your probe.
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He should have avoided the one with "free candy" painted onto the hull.
Someone please make this.