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Title: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: General Battuta on May 17, 2011, 10:39:35 pm: Quote
[23:34] <battuta> AAGH
[23:34] <battuta> HELP
[23:34] <battuta> RAPE
[23:34] <battuta> RAPE
[23:34] <battuta> SUPPORT SHIP RAPE
[23:35] <Nuclear1> i always tune in at the wrong time
[23:35] <bigchunk1> lol
[23:35] <Nuclear1> 99% of times, it's when someone's talking about rape
[23:35] <Nuclear1> #hard-light, ladies and gents
[23:35] <battuta> no seriously help
[23:35] <battuta> i can't get it off me
[23:35] <battuta> i didn't even ask for it to get ON me
[23:35] <battuta> it's docked, it's docked hard
[23:35] <rhraziel> gotta hate those white people problems
[23:36] <battuta> it's making weird noises
[23:36] <battuta> it won't respond to abort commands
[23:36] <battuta> i can't move, i can't shoot, it won't STOP rearming me
[23:36] <bigchunk1> custom support ship?
[23:36] <Nuclear1> use your support ship rape whistle!
[23:36] <Nuclear1> c-1-support ship-3
[23:37] <MjnMixael> www.freespace.com
[23:38] <MjnMixael> ~i
[23:38] <MjnMixael> ~k
[23:38] <MjnMixael> support ship gone
[23:38] <Nuclear1> you deserved it anyway
[23:38] <MjnMixael> freespace2.com*
[23:38] <Nuclear1> your docking ring was dressed provocatively
[23:38] <Vertigo7> next time you shouldn't dress that way

I dunno what's going on here but I will report in if I can repro
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Qent on May 17, 2011, 11:17:21 pm: I dunno man, haven't laughed that hard in a while though.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Nuke on May 18, 2011, 12:21:12 am: at least it docked to the correct port.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Shivan Hunter on May 18, 2011, 01:15:25 am: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I assume you ordered it to dock via SEXP? :P
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: PsychoLandlord on May 18, 2011, 01:59:08 am: There are a multitude of help groups to get you through the resultant trauma, General.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Jeff Vader on May 18, 2011, 02:00:59 am: Rape mentioned.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: ssmit132 on May 18, 2011, 02:17:29 am: :lol: I should go on IRC more, if we get funny stuff like this...
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Nohiki on May 18, 2011, 06:14:19 am: Happened to me once when i SEXP-docked :lol: Though in that case there was no rearming. The total fail was however when AI mate called rearm and that stupid support crashed me into his dockport :D
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Dilmah G on May 18, 2011, 06:28:17 am: Oh, now come on Battuta, we all know you enjoyed it. ;)
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: General Battuta on May 18, 2011, 08:09:56 am: Quote from: Shivan Hunter on May 18, 2011, 01:15:25 am
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I assume you ordered it to dock via SEXP? :P

no i didn't are you saying i ASKED for it :(
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Jeff Vader on May 18, 2011, 08:35:26 am: Well, it's not raep if you wanted it yourself.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: StarSlayer on May 18, 2011, 08:42:34 am: (http://i53.tinypic.com/ipys6c.jpg)
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Enigmatic Entity on May 18, 2011, 08:44:06 am: Support ship is down! Unfortunately its ordinance is already inside of you... :drevil:

Is it me or does the right sun glow slightly brighter than the left?
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Dilmah G on May 18, 2011, 08:49:25 am: Recently uploaded to Redtube: Horny Teen Perseus Has Her Docking Rings Pounded By Fat Support Ship
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Enigmatic Entity on May 18, 2011, 10:19:44 am: New! Slim, cute and wuvly support ship for those who wish for a more invigorating experience than Phatboi can deliver
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: chief1983 on May 18, 2011, 10:25:44 am: Would you like a bigger support ship? Where would you like it?
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Angelus on May 18, 2011, 10:43:02 am: So much win in here.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: StarSlayer on May 18, 2011, 10:58:17 am: If a support ship clung to your back would you jerk it off?
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: headdie on May 18, 2011, 11:55:03 am: Quote from: StarSlayer on May 18, 2011, 10:58:17 am
If a support ship clung to your back would you jerk it off?

old, lame, facepalm
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Kolgena on May 18, 2011, 11:57:20 am: Quote from: General Battuta on May 17, 2011, 10:39:35 pm
if I can repro

lol
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Angelus on May 18, 2011, 12:24:06 pm: He should have avoided the one with "free candy" painted onto the hull.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Destiny on May 18, 2011, 12:50:03 pm: The AI does some pretty funny things/moves if you're attached to it by the dock via FRED and giving AI(s) the order to attack you.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Nuke on May 18, 2011, 06:47:56 pm: it amuses me that no coders have responded to this thread yet.

well except for one but they just made a funny.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: karajorma on May 18, 2011, 07:33:15 pm: The other guys also got prosecuted in The Accused. So we're taking the 5th. :p
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: chief1983 on May 18, 2011, 07:36:16 pm: Yeah I really have no idea.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Kopachris on May 18, 2011, 09:56:55 pm: Quote from: StarSlayer on May 18, 2011, 08:42:34 am
[picture]
:lol:
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: AtomicClucker on May 19, 2011, 05:20:03 am: The support ship has always reminded me of certain habits critters have for reproduction, take oversize quadrupeds for example.

Perhaps it has something for Battuta :D
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: WetNavySailor on May 22, 2011, 01:22:42 am: Quote from: AtomicClucker on May 19, 2011, 05:20:03 am
The support ship has always reminded me of certain habits critters have for reproduction, take oversize quadrupeds for example.

Perhaps it has something for Battuta :D
Bovine, equine, or elephantine? :D (Hey, somebody was gonna ask! ;))
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: CP5670 on May 22, 2011, 01:14:42 pm: This situation actually occurs in multiplayer every now and then (or at least it did a few years ago). The support ship may get stuck and stop responding to commands in packet loss situations. You can't shake it off and have to just self-destruct. :D
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Enigmatic Entity on May 22, 2011, 08:46:18 pm: Though it may be old and slow, the Centaur will have you running around in circles...

Actually I get "annoyed" with the Centaur, it always ends up flying 4km away from the battle and it is faster to make it warp out and then warp back in...
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Nuke on May 23, 2011, 01:28:24 am: ive seen this happen as well, its usually because you put the dock points too close together (sometimes this kinda thing results in surprise butseks). id assume some kind of floating ball (err point) error. also stop teasing the support ship, its a horney bastard with an unnecessarily large docking probe that grows erect every time it sees a pair of engine nozzles.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Enigmatic Entity on May 23, 2011, 10:53:25 pm: I can tease it as much as I want...Shift+Rnow!...*Where the hell is it?

"We're already on our way, sir" *Shift+R Shift+R Shift+R Shift+R (time to re-arm 99:99, wtf?)
"We're already on our way, sir" *Shift+R Shift+R Shift+R

Oh...support ship is Shift R'ed

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Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: Nuke on May 24, 2011, 07:05:28 am: hey its your docking port thats gonna get greased, enjoy your probe.
Title: Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Post by: MikeRoz on May 28, 2011, 10:24:19 pm: Quote from: Angelus on May 18, 2011, 12:24:06 pm
He should have avoided the one with "free candy" painted onto the hull.
Someone please make this.