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Offline General Battuta

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I have been raped by the support ship
on: May 17, 2011, 10:39:35 pm
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[23:34] <battuta> AAGH
[23:34] <battuta> HELP
[23:34] <battuta> RAPE
[23:34] <battuta> RAPE
[23:34] <battuta> SUPPORT SHIP RAPE
[23:35] <Nuclear1> i always tune in at the wrong time
[23:35] <bigchunk1> lol
[23:35] <Nuclear1> 99% of times, it's when someone's talking about rape
[23:35] <Nuclear1> #hard-light, ladies and gents
[23:35] <battuta> no seriously help
[23:35] <battuta> i can't get it off me
[23:35] <battuta> i didn't even ask for it to get ON me
[23:35] <battuta> it's docked, it's docked hard
[23:35] <rhraziel> gotta hate those white people problems
[23:36] <battuta> it's making weird noises
[23:36] <battuta> it won't respond to abort commands
[23:36] <battuta> i can't move, i can't shoot, it won't STOP rearming me
[23:36] <bigchunk1> custom support ship?
[23:36] <Nuclear1> use your support ship rape whistle!
[23:36] <Nuclear1> c-1-support ship-3
[23:37] <MjnMixael> www.freespace.com
[23:38] <MjnMixael> ~i
[23:38] <MjnMixael> ~k
[23:38] <MjnMixael> support ship gone
[23:38] <Nuclear1> you deserved it anyway
[23:38] <MjnMixael> freespace2.com*
[23:38] <Nuclear1> your docking ring was dressed provocatively
[23:38] <Vertigo7> next time you shouldn't dress that way

I dunno what's going on here but I will report in if I can repro
 

Offline Qent

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 11:17:21 pm
I dunno man, haven't laughed that hard in a while though.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 12:21:12 am
at least it docked to the correct port.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 01:15:25 am
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I assume you ordered it to dock via SEXP?  :P
 

Offline PsychoLandlord

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 01:59:08 am
There are a multitude of help groups to get you through the resultant trauma, General.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 02:00:59 am
Rape mentioned.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 02:17:29 am
 :lol: I should go on IRC more, if we get funny stuff like this...
 

Offline Nohiki

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 06:14:19 am
Happened to me once when i SEXP-docked :lol: Though in that case there was no rearming. The total fail was however when AI mate called rearm and that stupid support crashed me into his dockport :D
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 06:28:17 am
Oh, now come on Battuta, we all know you enjoyed it. ;)
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 08:09:56 am
Quote from: Shivan Hunter on May 18, 2011, 01:15:25 am
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I assume you ordered it to dock via SEXP?  :P

no i didn't are you saying i ASKED for it  :(
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 08:35:26 am
Well, it's not raep if you wanted it yourself.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
  

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 08:42:34 am
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

Offline Enigmatic Entity

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 08:44:06 am
Support ship is down! Unfortunately its ordinance is already inside of you... :drevil:

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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #13 on: May 18, 2011, 08:49:25 am
Recently uploaded to Redtube: Horny Teen Perseus Has Her Docking Rings Pounded By Fat Support Ship
 

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 10:19:44 am
New! Slim, cute and wuvly support ship for those who wish for a more invigorating experience than Phatboi can deliver
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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 10:25:44 am
Would you like a bigger support ship?  Where would you like it?
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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #16 on: May 18, 2011, 10:43:02 am
So much win in here.
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #17 on: May 18, 2011, 10:58:17 am
If a support ship clung to your back would you jerk it off?
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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #18 on: May 18, 2011, 11:55:03 am
Quote from: StarSlayer on May 18, 2011, 10:58:17 am
If a support ship clung to your back would you jerk it off?

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Re: I have been raped by the support ship
Reply #19 on: May 18, 2011, 11:57:20 am
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