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Title: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: FireSpawn on August 03, 2011, 01:53:43 pm
A discusion in IRC has prompted me to make this, just to see how far it could go.

Here's a couple to start off...

Dekker Fact: His attractiveness is independent of his drunkenness
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Dekker Fact: When traveling through the Knossos, the Sathanas dives.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Bob-san on August 03, 2011, 02:14:50 pm
Dekker Fact: Jesus can breathe under water, but Dekker can drown on land.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 03, 2011, 03:55:18 pm
I.........approve?     :nervous:


Srsly, go wild. I'm keen to see the impression the comnunity has of me :/

Sathanas doesn't dive, it does however stand to one side and curtsey.


Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 03, 2011, 03:58:32 pm
Dekker doesn't sleep, he posts.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Drogoth on August 03, 2011, 04:01:47 pm
Dekker isn't in Freespace 2, but if he were, the Shivans would have lost
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Lester on August 03, 2011, 04:09:22 pm
Dekker fact: Dekker likes shots. He likes them so much he consumes the glasses as well.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 03, 2011, 04:10:56 pm
Dekker fact: Dekker likes shots. He likes them so much he consumes the glasses as well.

:lol:


Do I know you in RL?
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: crizza on August 03, 2011, 04:13:53 pm
As I wrote on IRC( this started after my message:P):
Dekker plays poker against god.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Lester on August 03, 2011, 04:16:01 pm
:lol:


Do I know you in RL?
Probably not   :p

I recall reading that story in WHIYL or somewhere else, which then got etched into my memory permanently.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: watsisname on August 03, 2011, 04:21:25 pm
:lol:
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: FireSpawn on August 03, 2011, 04:34:57 pm
Dekker Fact: Dekker restored life back to Vasuda Prime after the Lucifer left, just so he could do the job himself.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 03, 2011, 04:37:18 pm
I don't remember saying it lol. Must have been hammered still...


Dekker Fact: Dekker restored life back to Vasuda Prime after the Lucifer left, just so he could do the job himself.



<3 this. Wish it were true.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: headdie on August 03, 2011, 05:14:57 pm
Dekker Fact: Dekker has greater mass than the Sathanas
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: ssmit132 on August 03, 2011, 07:10:53 pm
The cosmic destroyer the Hammer of Light were told about wasn't the Shivans, it was Dekker.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: CommanderDJ on August 03, 2011, 11:04:46 pm
Dekker makes women go supernova.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 04, 2011, 12:35:29 am
(http://1.2.3.9/bmi/a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264095_10150245876232849_607142848_7312518_5979540_n.jpg)

I do... Even wile I dressed like this :wakka:
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: FireSpawn on August 04, 2011, 04:32:16 am
Dekker Fact: Dekker, Captain falcon and Alpha 1 walked into a bar........Only Dekker walked back out.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 04, 2011, 07:26:08 am
Dekker Fact: Dekker, Captain falcon and Alpha 1 walked into a bar........Only Dekker walked back out.

This one is probably actually a possibility.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Bob-san on August 04, 2011, 07:32:06 am
Dekker, no response to post #2?
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: BrotherBryon on August 04, 2011, 07:42:31 am
Dekker Fact: Dekker can post better drunk than most people can sober.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 04, 2011, 10:38:36 am
It's entirely possible :nod: I can't swim :nervous:


I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power. :yes:
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: FireSpawn on August 04, 2011, 10:50:27 am
It's entirely possible :nod: I can't swim :nervous:


I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power. :yes:
It's true. He can also run with it while drunk and not kill himself.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's chest hair has over a thousand uses. The most common of which are as DetCord and a garrote.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 04, 2011, 10:54:17 am
It's entirely possible :nod: I can't swim :nervous:


I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power. :yes:
It's true. He can also run with it while drunk and not kill himself.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's chest hair has over a thousand uses. The most common of which are as DetCord and a garrote.

I forget why I was chasing you.


I am able to slowly voice act.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Grizzly on August 04, 2011, 11:00:54 am
Dekker is the sole reason that several beer breweries have survived the economic crisis.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: FireSpawn on August 04, 2011, 11:27:02 am
It's entirely possible :nod: I can't swim :nervous:


I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power. :yes:
It's true. He can also run with it while drunk and not kill himself.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's chest hair has over a thousand uses. The most common of which are as DetCord and a garrote.

I forget why I was chasing you.


I am able to slowly voice act.

You were drunk and figured it was fun to chase your younger brother in front of his mates, with a revved up chainsaw.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's drunken impact on spacetime is so immense that it prompted Jack Daniels into making whisky.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 04, 2011, 11:42:44 am
JD is more of a sipping whisky/bourbon :p
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: FireSpawn on August 04, 2011, 11:45:52 am
JD is more of a sipping whisky/bourbon :p
Whisky is whisky.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's wit is the only thing sharp enough for Chuck Norris to shave with.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Scourge of Ages on August 04, 2011, 08:25:23 pm
Dekker Fact: Dekker doesn't always drink beer, but when... Oh wait yeah he does. Even when he's not, he is.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Black Wolf on August 04, 2011, 10:10:30 pm
Whisky is whisky.

Blasphemy!
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Bob-san on August 04, 2011, 10:20:50 pm
Dekker Fact: Jesus turns water into wine, but Dekker turns wine into whiskey.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Snail on August 04, 2011, 10:22:34 pm
Public Service Announcement: Do you know where your mother is?
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 04, 2011, 11:19:05 pm
Public Service Announcement: Do you know where your mother is?

My favourite xmas moment of 2010 was, while staying with the gf of the moment, being no-scope killed on split screen black ops, 14 year old son was gloating. Me reply - I drilled your mum this morning :D


No response in the world is powerful enough to beat that really.

Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Nuke on August 05, 2011, 01:42:08 am
nuke has only 2 life goals, the first is the total nuclear destruction of the earth, the second is to die in a drinking contest with dekker.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 05, 2011, 02:14:44 am
As long as i make it through your first goals completion, I'm happy to oblige. I can think of worse ways to go :yes:
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Nuke on August 05, 2011, 02:57:50 am
As long as i make it through your first goals completion, I'm happy to oblige. I can think of worse ways to go :yes:

we need someone to help repopulate the planet. nukage is merely an essential step for a much longer term plan. i figure we can set you up a bunker with a lifetime supply of booze, snacks, party supplies, and babes.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 05, 2011, 03:27:22 am
 :nono:


I like the thought, but as a working concept.........
I'm all for the repopulation phase, but i really couldn't be bothered to deal with all that building stuff, eventually having to learn to farm. Teaching a load of whiny kids how to read and write, then having a bunker full of puberty induced, angst ridden teenagers. At some point (even worse) i'll be stuck in a bunker full of menopausal women. . . . . The only bloke about will be me, so all the raw women hate will fall on yours truly.


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I'll knock em all up and then get drunk and jump off a cliff :yes:
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Darius on August 05, 2011, 07:35:44 am
In the style of the Monty Python Meaning of Life chase scene.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: FireSpawn on August 05, 2011, 08:28:18 am
^ :yes: :yes: :yes:^
Dekker Fact: The GTVA are afraid of the Shivans. The Shivans are afraid of Dekker. Dekker doesn't afraid of anything.
Title: Re: List of Dekker Facts
Post by: Nuke on August 05, 2011, 01:11:25 pm
:nono:


I like the thought, but as a working concept.........
I'm all for the repopulation phase, but i really couldn't be bothered to deal with all that building stuff, eventually having to learn to farm. Teaching a load of whiny kids how to read and write, then having a bunker full of puberty induced, angst ridden teenagers. At some point (even worse) i'll be stuck in a bunker full of menopausal women. . . . . The only bloke about will be me, so all the raw women hate will fall on yours truly.


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I'll knock em all up and then get drunk and jump off a cliff :yes:

knowing you, you would probably survive the fall unscathed.