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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: FireSpawn on August 03, 2011, 01:53:43 pm
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A discusion in IRC has prompted me to make this, just to see how far it could go.
Here's a couple to start off...
Dekker Fact: His attractiveness is independent of his drunkenness
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Dekker Fact: When traveling through the Knossos, the Sathanas dives.
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Dekker Fact: Jesus can breathe under water, but Dekker can drown on land.
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I.........approve? :nervous:
Srsly, go wild. I'm keen to see the impression the comnunity has of me :/
Sathanas doesn't dive, it does however stand to one side and curtsey.
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Dekker doesn't sleep, he posts.
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Dekker isn't in Freespace 2, but if he were, the Shivans would have lost
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Dekker fact: Dekker likes shots. He likes them so much he consumes the glasses as well.
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Dekker fact: Dekker likes shots. He likes them so much he consumes the glasses as well.
:lol:
Do I know you in RL?
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As I wrote on IRC( this started after my message:P):
Dekker plays poker against god.
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:lol:
Do I know you in RL?
Probably not :p
I recall reading that story in WHIYL or somewhere else, which then got etched into my memory permanently.
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:lol:
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Dekker Fact: Dekker restored life back to Vasuda Prime after the Lucifer left, just so he could do the job himself.
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I don't remember saying it lol. Must have been hammered still...
Dekker Fact: Dekker restored life back to Vasuda Prime after the Lucifer left, just so he could do the job himself.
<3 this. Wish it were true.
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Dekker Fact: Dekker has greater mass than the Sathanas
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The cosmic destroyer the Hammer of Light were told about wasn't the Shivans, it was Dekker.
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Dekker makes women go supernova.
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(http://1.2.3.9/bmi/a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264095_10150245876232849_607142848_7312518_5979540_n.jpg)
I do... Even wile I dressed like this :wakka:
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Dekker Fact: Dekker, Captain falcon and Alpha 1 walked into a bar........Only Dekker walked back out.
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Dekker Fact: Dekker, Captain falcon and Alpha 1 walked into a bar........Only Dekker walked back out.
This one is probably actually a possibility.
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Dekker, no response to post #2?
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Dekker Fact: Dekker can post better drunk than most people can sober.
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It's entirely possible :nod: I can't swim :nervous:
I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power. :yes:
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It's entirely possible :nod: I can't swim :nervous:
I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power. :yes:
It's true. He can also run with it while drunk and not kill himself.
Dekker Fact: Dekker's chest hair has over a thousand uses. The most common of which are as DetCord and a garrote.
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It's entirely possible :nod: I can't swim :nervous:
I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power. :yes:
It's true. He can also run with it while drunk and not kill himself.
Dekker Fact: Dekker's chest hair has over a thousand uses. The most common of which are as DetCord and a garrote.
I forget why I was chasing you.
I am able to slowly voice act.
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Dekker is the sole reason that several beer breweries have survived the economic crisis.
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It's entirely possible :nod: I can't swim :nervous:
I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power. :yes:
It's true. He can also run with it while drunk and not kill himself.
Dekker Fact: Dekker's chest hair has over a thousand uses. The most common of which are as DetCord and a garrote.
I forget why I was chasing you.
I am able to slowly voice act.
You were drunk and figured it was fun to chase your younger brother in front of his mates, with a revved up chainsaw.
Dekker Fact: Dekker's drunken impact on spacetime is so immense that it prompted Jack Daniels into making whisky.
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JD is more of a sipping whisky/bourbon :p
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JD is more of a sipping whisky/bourbon :p
Whisky is whisky.
Dekker Fact: Dekker's wit is the only thing sharp enough for Chuck Norris to shave with.
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Dekker Fact: Dekker doesn't always drink beer, but when... Oh wait yeah he does. Even when he's not, he is.
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Whisky is whisky.
Blasphemy!
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Dekker Fact: Jesus turns water into wine, but Dekker turns wine into whiskey.
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Public Service Announcement: Do you know where your mother is?
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Public Service Announcement: Do you know where your mother is?
My favourite xmas moment of 2010 was, while staying with the gf of the moment, being no-scope killed on split screen black ops, 14 year old son was gloating. Me reply - I drilled your mum this morning :D
No response in the world is powerful enough to beat that really.
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nuke has only 2 life goals, the first is the total nuclear destruction of the earth, the second is to die in a drinking contest with dekker.
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As long as i make it through your first goals completion, I'm happy to oblige. I can think of worse ways to go :yes:
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As long as i make it through your first goals completion, I'm happy to oblige. I can think of worse ways to go :yes:
we need someone to help repopulate the planet. nukage is merely an essential step for a much longer term plan. i figure we can set you up a bunker with a lifetime supply of booze, snacks, party supplies, and babes.
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:nono:
I like the thought, but as a working concept.........
I'm all for the repopulation phase, but i really couldn't be bothered to deal with all that building stuff, eventually having to learn to farm. Teaching a load of whiny kids how to read and write, then having a bunker full of puberty induced, angst ridden teenagers. At some point (even worse) i'll be stuck in a bunker full of menopausal women. . . . . The only bloke about will be me, so all the raw women hate will fall on yours truly.
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I'll knock em all up and then get drunk and jump off a cliff :yes:
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In the style of the Monty Python Meaning of Life chase scene.
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^ :yes: :yes: :yes:^
Dekker Fact: The GTVA are afraid of the Shivans. The Shivans are afraid of Dekker. Dekker doesn't afraid of anything.
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:nono:
I like the thought, but as a working concept.........
I'm all for the repopulation phase, but i really couldn't be bothered to deal with all that building stuff, eventually having to learn to farm. Teaching a load of whiny kids how to read and write, then having a bunker full of puberty induced, angst ridden teenagers. At some point (even worse) i'll be stuck in a bunker full of menopausal women. . . . . The only bloke about will be me, so all the raw women hate will fall on yours truly.
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I'll knock em all up and then get drunk and jump off a cliff :yes:
knowing you, you would probably survive the fall unscathed.