[Colonol Dekker]

It's entirely possible I can't swim


I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power.

[FireSpawn]

It's entirely possible I can't swim


I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power.

It's true. He can also run with it while drunk and not kill himself.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's chest hair has over a thousand uses. The most common of which are as DetCord and a garrote.

[Colonol Dekker]

It's entirely possible I can't swim


I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power.

It's true. He can also run with it while drunk and not kill himself.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's chest hair has over a thousand uses. The most common of which are as DetCord and a garrote.

I forget why I was chasing you.


I am able to slowly voice act.

[Grizzly]

Dekker is the sole reason that several beer breweries have survived the economic crisis.

[FireSpawn]

It's entirely possible I can't swim


I can however, prep, start, and operate a chainsaw while heavily HEAVILY drunk. This is natures way of compensating and I accept it as my x-men power.

It's true. He can also run with it while drunk and not kill himself.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's chest hair has over a thousand uses. The most common of which are as DetCord and a garrote.

I forget why I was chasing you.


I am able to slowly voice act.

You were drunk and figured it was fun to chase your younger brother in front of his mates, with a revved up chainsaw.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's drunken impact on spacetime is so immense that it prompted Jack Daniels into making whisky.

[Colonol Dekker]

JD is more of a sipping whisky/bourbon

[FireSpawn]

JD is more of a sipping whisky/bourbon

Whisky is whisky.

Dekker Fact: Dekker's wit is the only thing sharp enough for Chuck Norris to shave with.

[Scourge of Ages]

Dekker Fact: Dekker doesn't always drink beer, but when... Oh wait yeah he does. Even when he's not, he is.

[Black Wolf]

Whisky is whisky.

Blasphemy!

[Bob-san]

Dekker Fact: Jesus turns water into wine, but Dekker turns wine into whiskey.

[Snail]

Public Service Announcement: Do you know where your mother is?

[Colonol Dekker]

Public Service Announcement: Do you know where your mother is?

My favourite xmas moment of 2010 was, while staying with the gf of the moment, being no-scope killed on split screen black ops, 14 year old son was gloating. Me reply - I drilled your mum this morning


No response in the world is powerful enough to beat that really.

[Nuke]

nuke has only 2 life goals, the first is the total nuclear destruction of the earth, the second is to die in a drinking contest with dekker.

[Colonol Dekker]

As long as i make it through your first goals completion, I'm happy to oblige. I can think of worse ways to go

[Nuke]

As long as i make it through your first goals completion, I'm happy to oblige. I can think of worse ways to go

we need someone to help repopulate the planet. nukage is merely an essential step for a much longer term plan. i figure we can set you up a bunker with a lifetime supply of booze, snacks, party supplies, and babes.

[Colonol Dekker]

 


I like the thought, but as a working concept.........
I'm all for the repopulation phase, but i really couldn't be bothered to deal with all that building stuff, eventually having to learn to farm. Teaching a load of whiny kids how to read and write, then having a bunker full of puberty induced, angst ridden teenagers. At some point (even worse) i'll be stuck in a bunker full of menopausal women. . . . . The only bloke about will be me, so all the raw women hate will fall on yours truly.


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I'll knock em all up and then get drunk and jump off a cliff

[Darius]

In the style of the Monty Python Meaning of Life chase scene.

[FireSpawn]

^ ^
Dekker Fact: The GTVA are afraid of the Shivans. The Shivans are afraid of Dekker. Dekker doesn't afraid of anything.

[Nuke]

I like the thought, but as a working concept.........
I'm all for the repopulation phase, but i really couldn't be bothered to deal with all that building stuff, eventually having to learn to farm. Teaching a load of whiny kids how to read and write, then having a bunker full of puberty induced, angst ridden teenagers. At some point (even worse) i'll be stuck in a bunker full of menopausal women. . . . . The only bloke about will be me, so all the raw women hate will fall on yours truly.


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I'll knock em all up and then get drunk and jump off a cliff

knowing you, you would probably survive the fall unscathed.