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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: chief1983 on October 03, 2012, 05:01:49 pm
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[16:42] <qazwsx> Lads
[16:43] <qazwsx> ways of sovbersing uo quicly
[16:43] <qazwsx> wr
[16:43] <dsockwell> qazwsx: you're ****ed
[16:43] <dsockwell> drink a lot of water
[16:43] <dsockwell> that's about all you can do
[16:43] <qazwsx> ways of coberinf up quocky plz
[16:43] <qazwsx> I dd
[16:43] <qazwsx> still ****ed
[16:43] <dsockwell> keep drinking until you pop
[16:43] <qazwsx> brb might do garrus sex
[16:43] <dsockwell> you just have to wait it out
[16:43] <dsockwell> do it
[16:43] <dsockwell> have fun
[16:44] <dsockwell> wrap it up
[16:44] <qazwsx> nah nam
[16:44] <qazwsx> **** be wird
[16:44] <dsockwell> weird is ok
[16:44] <qazwsx> not gonna
[16:44] <HerraTohtori> I think the rate of soberification is pretty much a constant
[16:44] <HerraTohtori> with healthy liver, of course
[16:44] <dsockwell> all right, you'd probably be fine. keep her around, though, you might want to once you get to know her better.
[16:45] <qazwsx> Rie
[16:45] <qazwsx> But xrazy
[16:45] <qazwsx> Crazy
[16:45] <dsockwell> how crazy, you never told me
[16:45] <qazwsx> That'ss only issue
[16:45] <dsockwell> also this is in public
[16:45] <HerraTohtori> is qazwsx really this drunk or just seems so
[16:45] <dsockwell> you think the woman's crazy, because she likes mass effect too much?
[16:45] <qazwsx> Erm, wants to have sec with a young stalin
[16:45] <dsockwell> oh that
[16:46] <qazwsx> That's how crazy
[16:46] <qazwsx> HerraTohtori: yes.
[16:46] <dsockwell> daddy issues detected
[16:46] <qazwsx> Cann't see repljies that dru?
[16:46] <qazwsx> Drunk
[16:46] <qazwsx> Sec = sex
[16:46] <HerraTohtori> posting on phone?
[16:46] <qazwsx> Yus
[16:47] <dsockwell> herra can read drunk, qazwsx, he just knows you're hammered
[16:47] <qazwsx> Riye
[16:47] <qazwsx> Ok
[16:47] <qazwsx> Guys
[16:47] <qazwsx> Need plan
[16:47] <qazwsx> Not aware of objective, need suggestions
[16:47] <qazwsx> (Holy **** no typos(
[16:47] <qazwsx> (Balls)
[16:47] <qazwsx> )
[16:47] <HerraTohtori> you're losing it
[16:48] <HerraTohtori> drink moar
[16:48] <qazwsx> I lost it abouht 2 houes ago HerraTohtori
[16:48] <qazwsx> Already spwed once
[16:48] <HerraTohtori> then you're regaining it
[16:48] <dsockwell> qazwsx: there's no objective, as such. go be drunk with your new friend and see what happens.
[16:48] <qazwsx> Was bor good tims
[16:48] <qazwsx> Bor = good
[16:48] <HerraTohtori> ok here's a plan
[16:48] <qazwsx> Er, bor = not
[16:48] <HerraTohtori> you need to acquire some steak burgers
[16:48] <qazwsx> Rite
[16:49] <dsockwell> i like this plan
[16:49] <qazwsx> Hahahahaaahahahah
[16:49] <qazwsx> Riye
[16:49] <qazwsx> Ro
[16:49] <qazwsx> Stwakbuurghers
[16:49] <dsockwell> yeah
[16:49] <dsockwell> those
[16:49] <qazwsx> Errywhew cloed
[16:49] <dsockwell> ****
[16:49] <HerraTohtori> that's the challenge
[16:49] <qazwsx> Am drinking in student bar
[16:49] <HerraTohtori> and, you must acquire them without injuring yourself although that would be a bonus, sort of
[16:49] <qazwsx> They no do stwakbirgers
[16:49] <dsockwell> qazwsx: go hang out with your new friend, just the two of you, and get to know her better until you can make the decision to sleep with her or not
[16:49] <HerraTohtori> do they do any other food items
[16:50] <qazwsx> **** it
[16:50] <qazwsx> Masseffect sec
[16:50] <qazwsx> Gogogogo
[16:50] <dsockwell> have fun
[16:50] <qazwsx> I AM GARRUS VAKARIA.N
[16:50] <HerraTohtori> calibrations
[16:50] <qazwsx> WHERE ARE THE WOMWN
[16:50] <dsockwell> hahahahahahaha
[16:50] <dsockwell> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[16:50] <dsockwell> but really, wrap it up, don't make babby with crazzy
[16:50] <qazwsx> BEB, AM ACCLABRATTING PUSSY
[16:51] <qazwsx> HABE NO WRAPPING
[16:51] <dsockwell> then hide until morning and come back prepared
[16:51] <qazwsx> IS K, DREXTRO-AMINO ASSIDS, DON"T WORK WITH NORMAL ****
[16:51] <qazwsx> Wait
[16:51] <dsockwell> sigh
[16:51] <qazwsx> Iamm cosplaying/acting garrus right
[16:52] <dsockwell> ask if she has a wrapper or wave off
[16:52] <qazwsx> So, I'm actual normal amino acids
[16:52] <qazwsx> ****, babby might form
[16:52] <qazwsx> Qaz go drin? Now
[16:52] <qazwsx> Laters
[16:54] <mura> NO BALLOONS NO {PARTY!
[16:54] <mura> REMEMBER! NO BALLOONS NO PARTY!
[16:54] <sigtau|mac> what the **** am i reading, #hard-light
[16:54] <mura> jesus christ, he's so gonna get her preggers
[16:55] <HerraTohtori> XD
[16:55] <mura> qazwsx being the most drunk he has been since last new year's eve
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I know there is a sort of no drunk titles policy, but......
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Well, I hope Qaz had fun and no unintended consequences will be met. I must admit this gave me quite the laugh but I shouldn't forget what alcohol can do to the brains.
Though this kind of edges towards public humiliation, something I don't like to see happen to anyone here, so I have mixed feelings about something like this posted.
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I think all things considered, it's more congratulatory than humiliating, but maybe that's me.
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That's good, sober life is kinda boring anyway :p
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qazzie is my hero. dismissed
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Seriously, how do you people manage to get that ****ed up on IRC? I've posted on HLP and then spent the next two days suffering from alcohol poisoning and yet managed to form a coherent sentence. :p
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Might have something to do with the fact he was on a mobile device instead of a keyboard, but hey. Lols to read and an interesting turn of events. I hope they had fun calibrating :P
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can delete plz
EDIT: also, I'd like to say now that nothing happened, I crashed out in my own bed shortly after this.
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i can drink a 750ml bottle of tequila and still spell things correctly, idk whats wrong with you booze noobs.
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can delete plz
EDIT: also, I'd like to say now that nothing happened, I crashed out in my own bed shortly after this.
can be classics pls, maybe use the entire thread as his custom title
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i can drink a 750ml bottle of tequila and still spell things correctly, idk whats wrong with you booze noobs.
Funny thing
I can drink scotch no problem, but as soon as I have a couple of beers, it equates to having six ounces of scotch
How exactly does that work?
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Oh, more to come?
[14:42] <qazwsx> I am supposed to be going for another night out in 12 hourss
[14:43] <Kyad> qazwsx: go back to sleep, you'll need it
[14:43] <qazwsx> no u
[14:44] <qazwsx> the first thing I did this morning was awkwardly check HLP to see what the hell I was talkng about last night
[14:44] <Kyad> foam
[14:44] <Kyad> lots of foam
[14:44] <qazwsx> thankfully nothing's been post- ah yea
[14:44] <qazwsx> man, that was aweosme
[14:45] <Kyad> and a stupid ass DJ
[14:45] <Androgeos> qazwsx, you're not Dekker, who can party until Hell freezes over and still have enough energy to get drunk several times over while talking to five ladies, probably more.
[14:48] <FTVader> ass
[14:49] <qazwsx> chLLENGE ACCEPTED
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I'm going for the fresher's gauntlet, 7 nights out in a row.
EDIT: night 6 tonight