[chief1983]

[16:42]  <qazwsx> Lads
[16:43]  <qazwsx> ways of sovbersing uo quicly
[16:43]  <qazwsx> wr
[16:43]  <dsockwell> qazwsx: you're ****ed
[16:43]  <dsockwell> drink a lot of water
[16:43]  <dsockwell> that's about all you can do
[16:43]  <qazwsx> ways of coberinf up quocky plz
[16:43]  <qazwsx> I dd
[16:43]  <qazwsx> still ****ed
[16:43]  <dsockwell> keep drinking until you pop
[16:43]  <qazwsx> brb might do garrus sex
[16:43]  <dsockwell> you just have to wait it out
[16:43]  <dsockwell> do it
[16:43]  <dsockwell> have fun
[16:44]  <dsockwell> wrap it up
[16:44]  <qazwsx> nah nam
[16:44]  <qazwsx> **** be wird
[16:44]  <dsockwell> weird is ok
[16:44]  <qazwsx> not gonna
[16:44]  <HerraTohtori> I think the rate of soberification is pretty much a constant
[16:44]  <HerraTohtori> with healthy liver, of course
[16:44]  <dsockwell> all right, you'd probably be fine. keep her around, though, you might want to once you get to know her better.
[16:45]  <qazwsx> Rie
[16:45]  <qazwsx> But xrazy
[16:45]  <qazwsx> Crazy
[16:45]  <dsockwell> how crazy, you never told me
[16:45]  <qazwsx> That'ss only issue
[16:45]  <dsockwell> also this is in public
[16:45]  <HerraTohtori> is qazwsx really this drunk or just seems so
[16:45]  <dsockwell> you think the woman's crazy, because she likes mass effect too much?
[16:45]  <qazwsx> Erm, wants to have sec with a young stalin
[16:45]  <dsockwell> oh that
[16:46]  <qazwsx> That's how crazy
[16:46]  <qazwsx> HerraTohtori: yes.
[16:46]  <dsockwell> daddy issues detected
[16:46]  <qazwsx> Cann't see repljies that dru?
[16:46]  <qazwsx> Drunk
[16:46]  <qazwsx> Sec = sex
[16:46]  <HerraTohtori> posting on phone?
[16:46]  <qazwsx> Yus
[16:47]  <dsockwell> herra can read drunk, qazwsx, he just knows you're hammered
[16:47]  <qazwsx> Riye
[16:47]  <qazwsx> Ok
[16:47]  <qazwsx> Guys
[16:47]  <qazwsx> Need plan
[16:47]  <qazwsx> Not aware of objective, need suggestions
[16:47]  <qazwsx> (Holy **** no typos(
[16:47]  <qazwsx> (Balls)
[16:47]  <qazwsx> )
[16:47]  <HerraTohtori> you're losing it
[16:48]  <HerraTohtori> drink moar
[16:48]  <qazwsx> I lost it abouht 2 houes ago HerraTohtori
[16:48]  <qazwsx> Already spwed once
[16:48]  <HerraTohtori> then you're regaining it
[16:48]  <dsockwell> qazwsx: there's no objective, as such. go be drunk with your new friend and see what happens.
[16:48]  <qazwsx> Was bor good tims
[16:48]  <qazwsx> Bor = good
[16:48]  <HerraTohtori> ok here's a plan
[16:48]  <qazwsx> Er, bor = not
[16:48]  <HerraTohtori> you need to acquire some steak burgers
[16:48]  <qazwsx> Rite
[16:49]  <dsockwell> i like this plan
[16:49]  <qazwsx> Hahahahaaahahahah
[16:49]  <qazwsx> Riye
[16:49]  <qazwsx> Ro
[16:49]  <qazwsx> Stwakbuurghers
[16:49]  <dsockwell> yeah
[16:49]  <dsockwell> those
[16:49]  <qazwsx> Errywhew cloed
[16:49]  <dsockwell> ****
[16:49]  <HerraTohtori> that's the challenge
[16:49]  <qazwsx> Am drinking in student bar
[16:49]  <HerraTohtori> and, you must acquire them without injuring yourself although that would be a bonus, sort of
[16:49]  <qazwsx> They no do stwakbirgers
[16:49]  <dsockwell> qazwsx: go hang out with your new friend, just the two of you, and get to know her better until you can make the decision to sleep with her or not
[16:49]  <HerraTohtori> do they do any other food items
[16:50]  <qazwsx> **** it
[16:50]  <qazwsx> Masseffect sec
[16:50]  <qazwsx> Gogogogo
[16:50]  <dsockwell> have fun
[16:50]  <qazwsx> I AM GARRUS VAKARIA.N
[16:50]  <HerraTohtori> calibrations
[16:50]  <qazwsx> WHERE ARE THE WOMWN
[16:50]  <dsockwell> hahahahahahaha
[16:50]  <dsockwell> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[16:50]  <dsockwell> but really, wrap it up, don't make babby with crazzy
[16:50]  <qazwsx> BEB, AM ACCLABRATTING PUSSY
[16:51]  <qazwsx> HABE NO WRAPPING
[16:51]  <dsockwell> then hide until morning and come back prepared
[16:51]  <qazwsx> IS K, DREXTRO-AMINO ASSIDS, DON"T WORK WITH NORMAL ****
[16:51]  <qazwsx> Wait
[16:51]  <dsockwell> sigh
[16:51]  <qazwsx> Iamm cosplaying/acting garrus right
[16:52]  <dsockwell> ask if she has a wrapper or wave off
[16:52]  <qazwsx> So, I'm actual normal amino acids
[16:52]  <qazwsx> ****, babby might form
[16:52]  <qazwsx> Qaz go drin? Now
[16:52]  <qazwsx> Laters
[16:54]  <mura> NO BALLOONS NO {PARTY!
[16:54]  <mura> REMEMBER! NO BALLOONS NO PARTY!
[16:54]  <sigtau|mac> what the **** am i reading, #hard-light
[16:54]  <mura> jesus christ, he's so gonna get her preggers
[16:55]  <HerraTohtori> XD
[16:55]  <mura> qazwsx being the most drunk he has been since last new year's eve

[headdie]

I know there is a sort of no drunk titles policy, but......

[JCDNWarrior]

Well, I hope Qaz had fun and no unintended consequences will be met. I must admit this gave me quite the laugh but I shouldn't forget what alcohol can do to the brains.

Though this kind of edges towards public humiliation, something I don't like to see happen to anyone here, so I have mixed feelings about something like this posted.

[chief1983]

I think all things considered, it's more congratulatory than humiliating, but maybe that's me.

[Rodo]

That's good, sober life is kinda boring anyway 

[LordVerex]

qazzie is my hero. dismissed

[karajorma]

Seriously, how do you people manage to get that ****ed up on IRC? I've posted on HLP and then spent the next two days suffering from alcohol poisoning and yet managed to form a coherent sentence.

[esarai]

Might have something to do with the fact he was on a mobile device instead of a keyboard, but hey.  Lols to read and an interesting turn of events.  I hope they had fun calibrating

[qazwsx]

._.

[qazwsx]

can delete plz

EDIT: also, I'd like to say now that nothing happened, I crashed out in my own bed shortly after this.

[Nuke]

i can drink a 750ml bottle of tequila and still spell things correctly, idk whats wrong with you booze noobs.

[Nuke]

can delete plz

EDIT: also, I'd like to say now that nothing happened, I crashed out in my own bed shortly after this.

can be classics pls, maybe use the entire thread as his custom title

[deathfun]

i can drink a 750ml bottle of tequila and still spell things correctly, idk whats wrong with you booze noobs.

Funny thing
I can drink scotch no problem, but as soon as I have a couple of beers, it equates to having six ounces of scotch
How exactly does that work?

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Oh, more to come?

[14:42]   <qazwsx>   I am supposed to be going for another night out in 12 hourss
[14:43]   <Kyad>   qazwsx: go back to sleep, you'll need it
[14:43]   <qazwsx>   no u
[14:44]   <qazwsx>   the first thing I did this morning was awkwardly check HLP to see what the hell I was talkng about last night
[14:44]   <Kyad>   foam
[14:44]   <Kyad>   lots of foam
[14:44]   <qazwsx>   thankfully nothing's been post- ah yea
[14:44]   <qazwsx>   man, that was aweosme
[14:45]   <Kyad>   and a stupid ass DJ
[14:45]   <Androgeos>   qazwsx, you're not Dekker, who can party until Hell freezes over and still have enough energy to get drunk several times over while talking to five ladies, probably more.
[14:48]   <FTVader>   ass
[14:49]   <qazwsx>   chLLENGE ACCEPTED

[qazwsx]

I'm going for the fresher's gauntlet, 7 nights out in a row.

EDIT: night 6 tonight