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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sarafan on February 09, 2013, 07:40:22 pm

Title: Take that Australia!
Post by: Sarafan on February 09, 2013, 07:40:22 pm: http://gawker.com/5982891/meanwhile-in-brazil-its-raining-spiders

Nowhere is safe from THEM!
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: watsisname on February 09, 2013, 08:40:25 pm: (http://i.imgur.com/2w591.gif)
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: An4ximandros on February 09, 2013, 09:15:25 pm: (http://media.tumblr.com/f3ed7a963f09fccb32bb4848ebb23e55/tumblr_inline_mhablp4yQV1qz4rgp.gif) Screw this thread! I'm gone man. :shaking:
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: MP-Ryan on February 09, 2013, 09:22:46 pm: Quote from: An4ximandros on February 09, 2013, 09:15:25 pm
(http://media.tumblr.com/f3ed7a963f09fccb32bb4848ebb23e55/tumblr_inline_mhablp4yQV1qz4rgp.gif) Screw this thread! I'm gone man. :shaking:

That GIF is awesome.
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: BritishShivans on February 09, 2013, 10:18:40 pm: Oh shaddup. At least in Australia we're friends with most spiders.

Most.

Redbacks and funnelwebs are an exception.

But really, didn't you we're friends with spiders? How else would we put up with trillions of them.
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: Nuke on February 09, 2013, 10:20:47 pm: i thought you all carried flamethrowers everywhere.
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: BritishShivans on February 09, 2013, 10:56:34 pm: We also do that, of course, for those times we run into funnelwebs and redbacks. Sometimes we give the spiders flamethrowers when we think someone is about to invade our continent.

The real reason that Japan only attacked our stuff so the Allies couldn't use it was because we had billions of spiders with flamethrowers we were going to send to Germany and Japan.
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: Killer Whale on February 10, 2013, 03:08:19 am: :lol:
Hopefully no-one works out how to mouse2. Other than that though, their not too bad; they don't eat that much of you.
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: Nuke on February 10, 2013, 04:13:13 am: alaska has very boring spiders, not one is even slightly poisonous and they are all tiny. we make up for it in gargantuan mosquitoes.
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: MP-Ryan on February 10, 2013, 10:00:24 am: Quote from: Nuke on February 10, 2013, 04:13:13 am
alaska has very boring spiders, not one is even slightly poisonous and they are all tiny. we make up for it in gargantuan mosquitoes.

Understatement of the year. Mosquitos north of 60 degrees are better described as "mother****ing blood-sucking helicopters." You have to keep an eye on kids and small pets, lest they get carried off.

*shudder*
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: FireSpawn on February 10, 2013, 10:36:04 am: And now a message from Her Royal Highness; Queen Elizibeth II...

(http://xspblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/queen_do_not_want_food.jpg)
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: BloodEagle on February 10, 2013, 09:15:50 pm: I recommend a full nuclear assault to prevent the spider threat from approaching our lands.
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: Nemesis6 on February 12, 2013, 08:59:13 am: Quote from: BloodEagle on February 10, 2013, 09:15:50 pm
I recommend a full nuclear assault to prevent the spider threat from approaching our lands.

Indeed. We can ill afford another Klendathu!
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: Rodo on February 12, 2013, 09:16:30 am: It's even scarier when you learn that these spider's habitat includes your country. :shaking:
Title: Re: Take that Australia!
Post by: StarSlayer on February 13, 2013, 11:25:31 pm: /me clicks on Logistics, opens the Support tab and requisitions SPAAGs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr3QSva89jo)