[Sarafan]

http://gawker.com/5982891/meanwhile-in-brazil-its-raining-spiders

Nowhere is safe from THEM!

[watsisname]

[An4ximandros]

Screw this thread! I'm gone man.

[MP-Ryan]

Screw this thread! I'm gone man.

That GIF is awesome.

[BritishShivans]

Oh shaddup. At least in Australia we're friends with most spiders.

Most.

Redbacks and funnelwebs are an exception.

But really, didn't you we're friends with spiders? How else would we put up with trillions of them.

[Nuke]

i thought you all carried flamethrowers everywhere.

[BritishShivans]

We also do that, of course, for those times we run into funnelwebs and redbacks. Sometimes we give the spiders flamethrowers when we think someone is about to invade our continent.

The real reason that Japan only attacked our stuff so the Allies couldn't use it was because we had billions of spiders with flamethrowers we were going to send to Germany and Japan.

[Killer Whale]

Hopefully no-one works out how to mouse2. Other than that though, their not too bad; they don't eat that much of you.

[Nuke]

alaska has very boring spiders, not one is even slightly poisonous and they are all tiny. we make up for it in gargantuan mosquitoes.

[MP-Ryan]

alaska has very boring spiders, not one is even slightly poisonous and they are all tiny. we make up for it in gargantuan mosquitoes.

Understatement of the year.  Mosquitos north of 60 degrees are better described as "mother****ing blood-sucking helicopters."  You have to keep an eye on kids and small pets, lest they get carried off.

*shudder*

[FireSpawn]

And now a message from Her Royal Highness; Queen Elizibeth II...

[BloodEagle]

I recommend a full nuclear assault to prevent the spider threat from approaching our lands.

[Nemesis6]

I recommend a full nuclear assault to prevent the spider threat from approaching our lands.

Indeed. We can ill afford another Klendathu!

[Rodo]

It's even scarier when you learn that these spider's habitat includes your country. 

[StarSlayer]

* StarSlayer clicks on Logistics, opens the Support tab and requisitions SPAAGs