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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Atlan the Arkonide on April 04, 2013, 08:50:27 am
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Freeport Launcher's starting, enable EFX, all gechoes running, lousy stereo-system on stand-aside. Give us ten tackles.
Willem Tell might speak as well to any of 'em 7G beergarden dwarfs about cutting hedge steamrollers, drunken saylores or transatlantic cable-dancers. Roger, rabbits and what's the mad chic h<t thinking it's spelling, =!-) Picture that, mwuhaha
Orcs to kestrels, we've some pengwings on the line. ItAliens, "Cricket."
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Freeport Launcher's starting, enable EFX, all gechoes running, lousy stereo-system on stand-aside. Give us ten tackles.
Willem Tell might speak as well to any of 'em 7G beergarden dwarfs about cutting hedge steamrollers, drunken saylores or transatlantic cable-dancers. Roger, rabbits and what's the mad chic h<t thinking it's spelling, =!-) Picture that, mwuhaha
Orcs to kestrels, we've some pengwings on the line.
I told you this via email already, but in case you didn't get it, I'll repeat it here.
HLP is not a forum that deals well with the kind of stream-of-consciousness rambling you seem fond of. It's best for all concerned if you could maintain a minimal level of coherency in your posts; right now, they read like the sort of content-free spam a wild Markov chain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain) will generate.
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You'll detect the biggest and most underrated problem too when answering the question where the next billion on top of these s e v e n bi!!!!ions are going trying to live. ...all those sans any somewhat normal ideas. Not to speak of para ones. Ya, thesaurus puts the kettle on and reads your posts once more preferably. No matter what you say, leave alone New World Odour intoxicated by a vintage 84er Babes-in-Arms or even the most marvelous wonders and genuine magic tricks can reach them who are without ears and souls. Very qed i'd say. Tip from a polished riceberg, never walk on the sludge at the poles. Choose yer moonboots well instead, Willem would tell.
Oh strolling wandermentals, with every move they step on each others' foot, complaining nothing but and continuing with foobolle. What? even when it's appearing that a few know what they're talking about, think again. So if you can call some of modern men your friends, make them a cuppa proper peppermint-tea. *Dreaming of ey team* Fingersnip
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I have warned you about this. If this is what goes for coherent posts in your world, I think you should reconsider posting on these forums.
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I think he's a elaborate troll, to be honest. Or a bot.
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You'll detect the biggest and most underrated problem too when answering the question where the next billion on top of these s e v e n bi!!!!ions are going trying to live. ...all those sans any somewhat normal ideas. Not to speak of para ones. Ya, thesaurus puts the kettle on and reads your posts once more preferably. No matter what you say, leave alone New World Odour intoxicated by a vintage 84er Babes-in-Arms or even the most marvelous wonders and genuine magic tricks can reach them who are without ears and souls. Very qed i'd say. Tip from a polished riceberg, never walk on the sludge at the poles. Choose yer moonboots well instead, Willem would tell.
Oh strolling wandermentals, with every move they step on each others' foot, complaining nothing but and continuing with foobolle. What? even when it's appearing that a few know what they're talking about, think again. So if you can call some of modern men your friends, make them a cuppa proper peppermint-tea. *Dreaming of ey team* Fingersnip
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It looks like something a word salad generator would come up with, frankly.
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1/10, judgefloro is far superior.
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I think he's a elaborate troll, to be honest. Or a bot.
Troll, probably. A bot would post advertisements.
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Here we go, trolls prefer a talk about netbots to any chat with neighbours anytime. And we's not the brightest star, siriously.
Now let us clap our hands so that the contemporaries might grow a nerve.
Tip of the tongue, when speaking to amuseless imps wear pixi shaders, rofr.
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trolls prefer a talk
And we's not the brightest
let us clap our hands
might grow a nerve.
Tip of the tongue, when speaking
amuseless imps wear
Truly this man is an artist.
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Or English is not his first language and he is using a very poor online translation program! :wtf:
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Sounds very much like Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=84071.0)
Not in content, but in structure.
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Or English is not his first language and he is using a very poor online translation program! :wtf:
He's running an alien gimmick.
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Then he's not doing a good job at it. The guy whose name he uses never had that many issues with the english language.
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Bot.
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrsirehYVa1qkk9f0.gif)
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Here we go, trolls prefer a talk about netbots to any chat with neighbours anytime. And we's not the brightest star, siriously.
Now let us clap our hands so that the contemporaries might grow a nerve.
Tip of the tongue, when speaking to amuseless imps wear pixi shaders, rofr.
It shows a rudimentary ability to respond to our comments, including an extremely disjointed form of mockery. The subject speaks what appears to be English, but with an incomprehensible sentence structure that suggests alien cognitive processes.
Subject would be well advised to depart this embankment before a moderator global performs lumberjacking upon thy shoulder blades.
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And we's not the brightest star, siriously.
You don't say.
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:wtf:
Derek Smart on LSD
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trolls prefer a talk
And we's not the brightest
let us clap our hands
might grow a nerve.
Tip of the tongue, when speaking
amuseless imps wear
Truly this man is an artist.
I think it's a real person. Count the syllables. It's a haiku.
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(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/Klaustrophobia/expression/smartbot_zps1aa90a4d.jpg)
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Anyone feel like clicking his "vivawot Lspace" link, and seeing where it goes? :D
I googled the address, and while I couldn't get an exact match, it appears to be a site about Terry Pratchett books.
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Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=84071.0)
That's pretty much what I reported him as.
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It's not what good she did or say ill-judged laws she brought into effect. Think about why the electorate keeps on voting that sort of non-minded persons, if you're lucky that is. No-one would perceive any of those consequences anyhow. Joking, it really doesn't matter what's right or wrong. In earnest, it must be everything else.
Remember the wedding spectacle in 2o11 from Wiliam and Kate where the rattling coach-and-four tour went from the church to buckimham place? each time prince prat saluted his comrades she had to lower her gaze and stare at her good luck or something. Believe me, if not, then here another example of the plight the world is in: Chancellor Merkel, who in opposition of the chemist Thatcher got promoted to a physicist, decided in her apprenticeship under Mr. Kohl that a very much so inappropriate saltmine will be fit to guard the nuclear left-overs within minutes. One third of the German Bundestag holds chambers for the lobbyists. Thatcher's move to deregulate the markets only brought a warm rain of very well-deserved revenues for those bank(st)ers. Methinks that president Wilson Woodrow made a hasty one in 1913 when he inaugurated precisely such a person to the first chief of the Federal Reserve.
But don't let us become uneasy, because money makes the world happy or man-so-kind will ever try begin thinking of sorts. Be more concerned that I am not bothering with'em anymore. Houston? all space-patrols have put their intercom on sue'-yerself, so to write. Anyone's waiting for a New Age to appear or scratching his helmet where the remote might be? simple that one, it's in the caring grasps of the mass-media. Wreakin' troll out, lol later.
..have you heard stories from Weather, the Town, where I live? ..hmm, clouds-in-formations are wearing sunglasses, chipperoké.
Capitulism, do you know why space is relatively vast, hè? meet us for a duel behind the Moon then. ..neighbours continue with bugger-all.
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God of Ohio!
Seriously though, don't trust Google Translate or Babelfish quite so much, it is rendering the post practically unreadable.
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Ow holy cow-dung, you are so bright, have edited some fast footage. The mouse got off the pad and messed with the key-over-boards so to speak.
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Translation programs are amusing.
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I strongly believe this is not the work of a translation program gone wrong. The syntax mangling happened at an earlier stage I think, given that there are neologisms there that no translator would spit out.
And beyond that, the basic lines of reasoning our dear Atlan is using are so ... out there ... that no translation program is needed to make it incomprehensible anyway.
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Did someone mention TimeCube (http://www.timecube.com) recently? I'm reminded that Judge Floro discovered HLP because he googled his own name.
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Did someone mention TimeCube (http://www.timecube.com) recently? I'm reminded that Judge Floro discovered HLP because he googled his own name.
What the devil am I reading here...
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TimeCube is famous as pretty much the craziest crackpot site on the internet. The crank behind it keeps claiming he'll offer $10,000 to the person who can disprove TimeCube. No one can claim it as no one can understand what the hell he's drivelling on about. :p
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Did someone mention TimeCube (http://www.timecube.com) recently? I'm reminded that Judge Floro discovered HLP because he googled his own name.
Twenty years and this is the first I've seen that sprawl on my computer. I think my life is now complete I want to shoot myself.
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I've seen walls of text before, but I must admit, that page is my first experience of a Phallus of text. Someone must have actually chosen those paragraph options at some point....
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What the devil am I reading here...
An endless hideous rant that's written in a language that's indistinguishable from English but which is not English.
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Whatever you do, dear moderators, *DON'T* ban this guy. This is the most hilarious thing I've read in here for a quite good while. The overall nonsensical out-of-context stuff but not without wit, humour and a deep sense of historical peculiarities and connections is being quite effective at getting into my laughter channels.
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As I recall back in the BTRL days we had one of these. Since it sounded like a Basestar Hybrid, Axem and I wanted to make it our mascot.
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I was struggling to contain laughter as I read TimeCube, but this made me lose it:
It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact
That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties
To Viviparous Mama.
Oh my God this stuff is ****ing golden:
I have so much to teach you, but
you ignore me you evil asses.
You SnotBrains will know
hell for ignoring TimeCube.
I do not promote or suggest
anyone killing you, but you
are unfit to live on Earth.
If ignorant of the almighty
Time Cube Creation Truth,
you deserve to be killed.
Killing you is not immoral -
but justified to save life on
Earth for future generations.
:wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka:
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TimeCube (http://www.timecube.com)
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I've seen this sort of thing before, so I'm going to have to vote spam bot. Even without any advertising content, Atlan's text seems nearly identical in form to this demonstrative post pulled over from GW:
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PS. Overshadow Hamster is my new band name.