[Atlan the Arkonide]

Freeport Launcher's starting, enable EFX, all gechoes running, lousy stereo-system on stand-aside. Give us ten tackles. 

Willem Tell might speak as well to any of 'em 7G beergarden dwarfs about cutting hedge steamrollers, drunken saylores or transatlantic cable-dancers. Roger, rabbits and what's the mad chic h<t thinking it's spelling, =!-) Picture that, mwuhaha

Orcs to kestrels, we've some pengwings on the line. ItAliens, "Cricket."

[The E]

Freeport Launcher's starting, enable EFX, all gechoes running, lousy stereo-system on stand-aside. Give us ten tackles.

Willem Tell might speak as well to any of 'em 7G beergarden dwarfs about cutting hedge steamrollers, drunken saylores or transatlantic cable-dancers. Roger, rabbits and what's the mad chic h<t thinking it's spelling, =!-) Picture that, mwuhaha

Orcs to kestrels, we've some pengwings on the line.

I told you this via email already, but in case you didn't get it, I'll repeat it here.
HLP is not a forum that deals well with the kind of stream-of-consciousness rambling you seem fond of. It's best for all concerned if you could maintain a minimal level of coherency in your posts; right now, they read like the sort of content-free spam a wild Markov chain will generate.

[Atlan the Arkonide]

You'll detect the biggest and most underrated problem too when answering the question where the next billion on top of these s e v e n  bi!!!!ions are going trying to live. ...all those sans any somewhat normal ideas. Not to speak of para ones. Ya, thesaurus puts the kettle on and reads your posts once more preferably. No matter what you say, leave alone New World Odour intoxicated by a vintage 84er Babes-in-Arms or even the most marvelous wonders and genuine magic tricks can reach them who are without ears and souls. Very qed i'd say. Tip from a polished riceberg, never walk on the sludge at the poles. Choose yer moonboots well instead, Willem would tell.

Oh strolling wandermentals, with every move they step on each others' foot, complaining nothing but and continuing with foobolle. What? even when it's appearing that a few know what they're talking about, think again. So if you can call some of modern men your friends, make them a cuppa proper peppermint-tea. *Dreaming of ey team* Fingersnip

[The E]

I have warned you about this. If this is what goes for coherent posts in your world, I think you should reconsider posting on these forums.

[BritishShivans]

I think he's a elaborate troll, to be honest. Or a bot.

[Jeff Vader]

You'll detect the biggest and most underrated problem too when answering the question where the next billion on top of these s e v e n  bi!!!!ions are going trying to live. ...all those sans any somewhat normal ideas. Not to speak of para ones. Ya, thesaurus puts the kettle on and reads your posts once more preferably. No matter what you say, leave alone New World Odour intoxicated by a vintage 84er Babes-in-Arms or even the most marvelous wonders and genuine magic tricks can reach them who are without ears and souls. Very qed i'd say. Tip from a polished riceberg, never walk on the sludge at the poles. Choose yer moonboots well instead, Willem would tell.

Oh strolling wandermentals, with every move they step on each others' foot, complaining nothing but and continuing with foobolle. What? even when it's appearing that a few know what they're talking about, think again. So if you can call some of modern men your friends, make them a cuppa proper peppermint-tea. *Dreaming of ey team* Fingersnip

[Phantom Hoover]

It looks like something a word salad generator would come up with, frankly.

[watsisname]

1/10, judgefloro is far superior.

[Apollo]

I think he's a elaborate troll, to be honest. Or a bot.

Troll, probably. A bot would post advertisements.

[Atlan the Arkonide]

Here we go, trolls prefer a talk about netbots to any chat with neighbours anytime. And we's not the brightest star, siriously.

Now let us clap our hands so that the contemporaries might grow a nerve.

Tip of the tongue, when speaking to amuseless imps wear pixi shaders, rofr.

[Mars]

trolls prefer a talk
And we's not the brightest
let us clap our hands

might grow a nerve.
Tip of the tongue, when speaking
amuseless imps wear

Truly this man is an artist.

[Wobble73]

Or English is not his first language and he is using a very poor online translation program! 

[Jeryko]

Sounds very much like Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy

Not in content, but in structure.

[Lorric]

Or English is not his first language and he is using a very poor online translation program! 

He's running an alien gimmick.

[The E]

Then he's not doing a good job at it. The guy whose name he uses never had that many issues with the english language.

[MP-Ryan]

Bot.

[Jeff Vader]

[Apollo]

Here we go, trolls prefer a talk about netbots to any chat with neighbours anytime. And we's not the brightest star, siriously.

Now let us clap our hands so that the contemporaries might grow a nerve.

Tip of the tongue, when speaking to amuseless imps wear pixi shaders, rofr.

It shows a rudimentary ability to respond to our comments, including an extremely disjointed form of mockery. The subject speaks what appears to be English, but with an incomprehensible sentence structure that suggests alien cognitive processes.


Subject would be well advised to depart this embankment before a moderator global performs lumberjacking upon thy shoulder blades.

[Apollo]

And we's not the brightest star, siriously.

You don't say.

[yuezhi]

Derek Smart on LSD