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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: An4ximandros on August 12, 2013, 11:50:13 pm

Title: Maximum Justice
Post by: An4ximandros on August 12, 2013, 11:50:13 pm
My supporters know that I will protect our Bill of Rights, our right to exploit cheap overseas labor and our judicial system.
I will not stand for an America where greedy doctors and porn stars can take away our cherished American values.

Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where internet pirates and filthy hobos can destroy our medical dramas;
 where violent video game makers and North Korean dictators can make a mockery of our sacred constitution.

Remember, I will work for an America where Washington elitists and drug dealers can't corrupt our phones.
I want an America where drug companies and media moguls can't sabotage our right to accrue foreign debt.

Source (http://phrasegenerator.com/)
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Mars on August 13, 2013, 12:11:00 am
"Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where MSNBC cronies and Chinese factory workers can undermine our right to shoot brown people."
 :eek2:
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Mongoose on August 13, 2013, 12:47:14 am
This honestly had me for a second.  Poe's Law is not to be taken lightly.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: The E on August 13, 2013, 01:46:55 am
The deviousness of impressionism is sociological in its morphology.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: headdie on August 13, 2013, 03:39:05 am
My opponent is conspiring with angry chefs, Mexican drug mules and pot smokers.

nuff said
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Hobbie on August 13, 2013, 05:22:20 am
"My opponent is working with communists, tree-huggers and violent video game makers."

Commies!
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Apollo on August 13, 2013, 07:36:58 am
"I refuse to support an America where gays and media moguls can make a mockery of our sacred family values."

"My opponent is working with Fox News cronies, tribal warlords and pundits."

"My opponent is receiving money from shifty Canadians, communists and illegal immigrants."
oh no not da canadians  :shaking:
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: redsniper on August 13, 2013, 08:41:32 am
I got a corporate slogan about creating "knowledge based knowledge bases for corporate knowledge professionals."   O_O
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Lorric on August 13, 2013, 08:46:42 am
"I want an America where Halliburton board members and Chilean miners can't undermine our young entrepreneurs."

Exactly. The way those damn Chilean miners took all the attention! They stole the attention our young entrepreneurs needed! They stole the spotlight!  :mad2: :mad: :hopping:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Dragon on August 13, 2013, 09:23:39 am
I got a corporate slogan about creating "knowledge based knowledge bases for corporate knowledge professionals."   O_O
Sounds like something either the PHB or The CEO would say. :) In fact, many of those phrases do.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 13, 2013, 09:42:08 am
Came expecting comic book.

Was not disappointed, but not because it was a comic book.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Nuke on August 13, 2013, 11:50:03 am
put the bong down.

or better yet pass it this way.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: An4ximandros on August 13, 2013, 12:23:17 pm
Master of Death
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: headdie on August 13, 2013, 06:10:41 pm
define contradiction.
My opponent is working with Wall Street insiders, communists and terrorists.


and what the hell
Unlike my opponent, I will protect our prosperity, our civil rights and our right to kill foreigners.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: SpardaSon21 on August 13, 2013, 07:25:47 pm
Oh ha ha:
Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where military-industrial warmongers and overseas manufacturers can corrupt our right to shoot brown people.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Apollo on August 13, 2013, 07:51:41 pm
guess which one is real

"My supporters know that I have faith in our Christian heritage, the Second Amendment, and our right to shoot brown people."

"I will work for an America where Jewish bankers, homosexuals, and tree-huggers cannot undermine our right to bomb Iran. My opponent is conspiring with Oriental socialists, smelly hippies, and violent video game makers."

"Know this: that I believe in our integrity, our powerful SUVs and our right to use up the world's resources."
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Dragon on August 13, 2013, 07:56:41 pm
All three look legit (well, for a given value :)), I'd bet the 3rd one due to not seeing the generator use this sort of grammatical construction yet.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Apollo on August 13, 2013, 07:58:28 pm
All three look legit (well, for a given value :)), I'd bet the 3rd one due to not seeing the generator use this sort of grammatical construction yet.
:yes:
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Nakura on August 13, 2013, 08:57:21 pm
"I will work for an America where suicide bombers and tribal warlords cannot sabotage our innocent babies' smiles."  :lol:
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: jg18 on August 13, 2013, 10:30:15 pm
We will steadfastly and unceasingly implement dedicated eTraining portals for today's Pakistanian virtual eMonopolies.

We are dedicated to helping research flexible data implementations for today's market-driven virtual eBusinesses.
^ this one is bordering on legit-sounding


Corporate Slogan Generator needs more tech jargon, especially "cloud" so that it can be properly exploited by this fine Chrome extension (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cloud-to-butt-plus/apmlngnhgbnjpajelfkmabhkfapgnoai).


EDIT: The wine reviews are hilarious: (I have a cold and am nearly choking :eek:)

Champs de Dauphin intertwines banal vomit undertones and a 150-proof albuterol finish in their 2012 Pinot Grigio.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Scotty on August 13, 2013, 10:44:29 pm
Came expecting comic book.

Was not disappointed, but not because it was a comic book.

Pretty much this.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Goober5000 on August 13, 2013, 10:50:57 pm
"An ashy sawdust finish and nutty cannabis midtones are binded in the 1762 White Zinfandel from Champs de Merde."

:lol:


EDIT:

"Delicious Lamb topped with Sauteed Duck Balls" :wtf:
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: FlamingCobra on August 13, 2013, 11:08:07 pm
I want an America where greedy insurance companies and corrupt labor unions cannot undermine our founding fathers' dreams.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Hobbie on August 13, 2013, 11:14:47 pm
I had a wine one before that had a turpentine undertone. I'm so annoyed I didn't save/post it.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Goober5000 on August 13, 2013, 11:20:54 pm
Mystery Meat and Meat Cake with Dried Lunch Meat and Cheese (I think I saw this in a cafeteria once)

Fist of Justice (seems legit)

Quadruple Overkill (naturally)

Instant Retreat (???)

Fatal Assassination

War For Victory

Extreme Extremism

Triple Domination (...)
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: An4ximandros on August 13, 2013, 11:35:51 pm
A South American tangerine aroma and oaty tobacco midtones are brought together in the 2004 Cabernet from Pepsi Winery.

Champs de Merde blends ashy ketchup undertones and a you-know-you-want-it vinegar bouquet in their 2002 Bordeaux.


Master of Justice.
Master of Surrender.
Master of Honor.


Peanut and Abalone Smoothie served with Barbecued Ham Pizza

The realism of cleverness is in reality quite unorthodox in its animosity.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Grizzly on August 14, 2013, 01:28:20 am
I want an America where Taliban militants and oil cartels cannot sabotage our right to police the world.

That actually sounds like something Bush would have said.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Hobbie on August 14, 2013, 02:04:26 am
Fatal Assassination

Tagline: Well... yeah!

A smoky turpentine bouquet and feminine Bar-B-Q undertones are entangled in the 1999 White Zinfandel from Fir Creek Vineyards.

A pathetic smack perfume and psychedelic licorice essences are binded in the 1995 Merlot from Chateau Beaujolais. (Groovy!)

Know this: that I have faith in our brave police force, our civil rights and our beloved family pets.

I will not stand for an America where Rupert Murdoch yes-men and communists can destroy our right to borrow money from Asia.

In defaulted market segments, be sure not to prorate uninsured forward rate agreements.

We will constantly strive to implement highly effective ePortals for today's Pakistanian dot-com virtual corporations.

Quadruple Retribution

Master of Punishment

Creamy Sausage and Bell Pepper Omelette with Fermented Spam Milkshake
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: AdmiralRalwood on August 14, 2013, 11:29:30 pm
"When I'm elected, I'll make sure Mexicans and illegal immigrants cannot corrupt our medical dramas."

Well, so long as our precious medical dramas are safe...
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Scourge of Ages on August 15, 2013, 12:38:34 am
"When I'm elected, I'll make sure backroom dealmakers and angry chefs can't make a mockery of our delicious apple pies."

"Mezzanine derivatives: in arbitrage-free market segments, always amortize them."

"Pepsi Winery incorporates well-hidden vinyl flavors and a airy brussels sprout aroma in their 2004 Pinot Noir."

"Fist of Risk" starring Bruce Lee's third clone in this non-stop action-thriller about a board game.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Piemanlives on August 15, 2013, 05:45:44 am
"I will not stand for an America where Taliban militants and pharmaceutical companies can undermine our right to kill foreigners."
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Dragon on August 17, 2013, 12:16:05 pm
"My supporters know that I support our innocent babies' smiles, our postage stamps and our Bill of Rights."
-Generic to the pain. Tell me something I don't know.

"When I'm elected, I'll make sure Muslim extremists and Exxon Mobil executives cannot take away our prosperity."
-Well, that one sounds really generic these days...

"My opponent is conspiring with Fox News cronies, porn stars and highly-paid lobbyists."
-You know, Jesus once said something that thing about throwing the first stone...

"Know this: that I will protect our founding fathers' dreams, our iPhones and our glorious future."
-Want my vote?

"My opponent is receiving money from 24-hour news networks, suicide bombers and government bureaucrats."
-So you're giving him money, too?

"I will not stand for an America where internet pirates and media moguls can destroy our medical dramas."
-Another anti-piracy nut...

"My supporters know that I believe in our free markets, our megachurches and our innocent grandparents."
-They say you can't please everybody. They don't say that you can't try.

"I refuse to support an America where military-industrial warmongers and pedophiles can corrupt our sense of trust."
-We could probably use that guy.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: headdie on August 17, 2013, 12:42:17 pm
My supporters know that I support our American workforce, our civil rights and our brave firefighters.
wtf something reasonable?

My opponent is taking donations from health care bureaucrats, Mexican drug mules and Muslim extremists.
there goes that one's right to a fair trial

I want an America where Somali pirates and internet pornographers cannot take away our iPhone apps.
errr, yer, what?

My opponent is palling around with illegal immigrants, MSNBC cronies and unstable nuclear regimes.
sounds reasonable

My opponent is palling around with illegal immigrants, MSNBC cronies and unstable nuclear regimes.
you might be into something here, hmmmmmm  :nervous:
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: karajorma on August 18, 2013, 02:41:21 am
"When I'm elected, I'll make sure angry chefs and 24-hour news networks can't sabotage our precious oil supply."

Damn that Gordon Ramsey!



"I refuse to support an America where oil cartels and Chilean miners can undermine our glorious future."

Well they are both involved in drilling.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: jg18 on August 18, 2013, 02:52:09 am
Still loving the wine reviews...

Pine Lake Winery fuses mild smack elements and an embittered crack-cocaine essence in their 2012 Chardonnay.

A hallucinogenic acetone flavor and free-love-inducing ammonia flavors are incorporated in the 2005 Pinot Grigio from El Burro Vineyards.

Champs de Beaujolais brings together earthy turpentine essences and a trite bubble gum finish in their 2011 Pinot Grigio.

A sinful molasses perfume and lascivious Kandy Korn overtones are brought together in the 1992 Chardonnay from Mussolini Vineyards.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 19, 2013, 03:48:25 pm
Quote
"My opponent is conspiring with Fox News cronies, porn stars and highly-paid lobbyists."

With Jenna Jameson's endorsement, this is ironically an accurate description of Mitt Romney's campaign.
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Dragon on August 28, 2013, 03:03:27 pm
"My opponent is palling around with internet pirates, Somali pirates and corrupt politicians."
-I wonder if he's also a Pastafaranist.

"My supporters know that I have faith in our innocent children, our sense of trust and our freedom."
-Awfully generic.

"Know this: that I believe in our brave military, our judicial system and our sacred constitution."
-Slightly right-wing, but also pretty generic.

"I will not stand for an America where Rupert Murdoch yes-men and Fox News cronies can undermine our Christian values."
-Now that's a nice one.

"My opponent is receiving money from filthy hobos, porn stars and flight attendants."
-Aren't hobos usually the ones to beg for money?

"My opponent is working with greedy insurance companies, media moguls and Muslim extremists."
-Insurance companies?! Burn in hell.

"I want an America where violent video game makers and Iranian extremists cannot destroy our heroes of 9/11."
-Hey, hey, hey, which side are you on?

"Know this: that I have faith in our big box retail stores, our right to use up the world's resources and our love for Jesus."
-A honest right-winger...

"When I'm elected, I'll make sure tree-huggers and smelly hippies can't sabotage our American workforce."
-We could use that guy, tree-huggers have been getting out of hand lately.

"Unlike my opponent, I will protect our iPhones, our glorious future and our megachurches."
-Is it just me, or is this generator conservative?

"I want an America where right-wing radio propagandists and pedophiles cannot destroy our cherished national parks."
-It's just me.

"I refuse to support an America where corporate executives and Taliban militants can sabotage our job creators."
-You're getting rid of corporate management? Hallelujah!
Title: Re: Vendetta of Humiliation
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on August 30, 2013, 08:04:58 am
"We will constantly strive to resell advanced eProcurement warehouses for today's profit-driven virtual companies." :drevil:

"I refuse to support an America where Somali pirates and smelly hippies can take away our right to police the world." :lol:

"The 2000 Semillon from Scoliosis Vineyards binds earthy raspberry undertones with a sadistic cannabis perfume."

...

:wakka:

The Action Movie Title Generator might spew out some interesting ideas for mod names, though. I just got "Inferno of Conquest".

"Master of Overkill"

"Maximum Termination" (no idea how that works)

"Quadruple Surrender" (wut)

"Soldier of Retreat" :wtf:

"Quadruple Jeopardy" (BOB BARKER PWNS YOU JERK)

EDIT: Ohh, here's a good one..."Unlike my opponent, I have faith in our right to kill foreigners, our hard-working families and our right to borrow money from Asia."
Title: Re: Maximum Justice
Post by: Patriot on August 30, 2013, 09:36:12 am
"Unlike my opponent, I believe in our cherished national parks, our sense of trust and our powerful SUVs."

"My opponent is working with right-wing radio propagandists, corporate executives and Taliban militants."

"Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where tree-huggers and sex workers can make a mockery of our American workforce."

"My opponent is taking donations from pundits, fat cats and North Korean dictators."

"My opponent is palling around with corrupt labor unions, Muslim extremists and drug companies."

Some of these are quite snappy if you ask me xD