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Offline Stryke 9

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In accordance with the new foreign policy standard set by the United States administration, I will now preemptively flame an0n.

You dogsucking son of a gerbil's arse! Foul, irritating excresence from the smellier side of a two-week dead, rotting whore! Burn in hell, and remove your foul person and nigh-nonexistent manhood from my sight!

Now, note this- this was not an attack on an0n. I was merely defending my honor from imminent assault, and since he would probably have flamed me sooner or later I felt forced to ensure that I would have the upper hand. In no way does this constitute an act of aggression, but rather a bold new strategy for defending against the heartless hostile action that I have hypothesized an0n to will have done in the past by some point in the future, had I not engaged in this preemptive defensive flame. Indeed, I invite all peace-loving members of the board to flame this dangerous assailant upon our common courtesy by preemptively flaming him until not a bit of his personal ego is left. For only then can we all truly breathe free, safe from the oppressive shadow of an0n's destructive potential flaming capacity.

That is all.

 

Offline Fineus

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I'm bored. Kiss your post count goodbye.

 

Offline an0n

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How odd. I would've thought you'd have used the $username or was it {username} (?) variable. Then again, maybe you did and it doesn't show in Quote. Meh, we'll see once I've clicked the reply button.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Fineus

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Oh well, to late now... and to protect the precious post counts of other people who might desire to spam here - this is locked.