In accordance with the new foreign policy standard set by the United States administration, I will now preemptively flame an0n.
You dogsucking son of a gerbil's arse! Foul, irritating excresence from the smellier side of a two-week dead, rotting whore! Burn in hell, and remove your foul person and nigh-nonexistent manhood from my sight!
Now, note this- this was not an attack on an0n. I was merely defending my honor from imminent assault, and since he would probably have flamed me sooner or later I felt forced to ensure that I would have the upper hand. In no way does this constitute an act of aggression, but rather a bold new strategy for defending against the heartless hostile action that I have hypothesized an0n to will have done in the past by some point in the future, had I not engaged in this preemptive defensive flame. Indeed, I invite all peace-loving members of the board to flame this dangerous assailant upon our common courtesy by preemptively flaming him until not a bit of his personal ego is left. For only then can we all truly breathe free, safe from the oppressive shadow of an0n's destructive potential flaming capacity.
That is all.
