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Offline an0n

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Reply #40 on: January 14, 2003, 12:25:04 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Admin CP -> Find User -> an0n -> Postcount....


I half-expected that. Infact, I still do, as soon as Thunder or Shrike sees it.
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Reply #41 on: January 14, 2003, 01:08:51 pm
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I half-expected that. Infact, I still do, as soon as Thunder or Shrike sees it.


Yeah, I'm too good to you. :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #42 on: January 14, 2003, 01:36:56 pm
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Newbie.
...5000th post! :nervous:


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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #43 on: January 14, 2003, 02:00:35 pm
I actually do find that first one funny, I only posted the mock disgust to piss people off.:D
 

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Reply #44 on: January 14, 2003, 02:38:55 pm
An0n: Aww, you can be like a mini-Stryke, and follow me around everywhere. I needed a flunky, anyway...:p
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Reply #45 on: January 14, 2003, 10:05:10 pm
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An0n: Aww, you can be like a mini-Stryke, and follow me around everywhere. I needed a flunky, anyway...:p


Just don't let him near the laser. :D
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #46 on: January 15, 2003, 01:14:59 pm
:drevil:
 

Offline Thorn

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Reply #47 on: January 15, 2003, 02:37:50 pm
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Yup, this was pretty funny three years ago.

(contemplates posting link to JATO Car story)

Now that one was a good one :nod:
Ah what the hell..
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Offline Splinter

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Reply #48 on: January 15, 2003, 02:51:01 pm
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Now that one was a good one :nod:
Ah what the hell..
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html


yeah that is like the all time classic darwin awards story we used to tell it all the time...by we i mean sandwich :rolleyes:
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #49 on: January 15, 2003, 04:31:40 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Oh, shut yer trap - I happen to have a Real Life™ in addition to my HLP addiction.... unlike some people around here. :p


meh..

school is the reallife, right? :nervous:
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Reply #50 on: January 16, 2003, 06:03:00 am
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Now that one was a good one :nod:
Ah what the hell..
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html


[q]Jet Assisted Take-Off
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Confirmed Bogus by Darwin[/q]
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #51 on: January 16, 2003, 02:33:19 pm
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[q]Jet Assisted Take-Off
1995 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed Bogus by Darwin[/q]


ROFLMAO![/i]
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Reply #52 on: January 16, 2003, 08:27:04 pm
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ROFLMAO![/i]


:wtf:
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #53 on: January 16, 2003, 08:49:26 pm
I think he was referring to the article itself. :D However, what is that guy at the bottom talking about? Was there a real such incident a longer time ago somewhere else? Anyway, those Darwin things are hilarious. :D :D
  

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #54 on: January 17, 2003, 02:16:40 pm
They're even trying to sell books of them, but why buy books when you can read them over the 'net.
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