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Offline Stryke 9

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Originally posted by CP5670
Your government certainly does though, regardless of what country you live in (other than the US), since if they did not go by only their own interests, they would not be around today. Of course the US follows its own self-centered thoughts, as does every other nation in existence, because the ideas of any other nation are designed to help that nation only, not the US. They would be stupid countries indeed if they worried about the thoughts of the other countries for only the others' sake. For example, the EU is saying that they don't want a war with Iraq, and that is because they want to see the next 9/11 as soon as possible and as a result, stop the US from growing even larger at least momentarily so that they will have a higher chance at themselves becoming superpowers in the future. And there is nothing wrong with this; every nation by its very nature of existence eventually wants to rule the world, and that obviously involves dissolving the other competing countries. This is simple statecraft, and the nation that masters it comes out on top.


Good point :) Well I think *my government* is smarter then all the other EU governments. :D They are against war but to avoid boycott from the US they allow that the US ships military assets through the Netherlands (Biggest harbor in the world :S, 3rd and 7th biggest airport in Europe, railroads) but they try not to enter the war. Besides having military assests in Turkey and Afganistan :p.

Hehe, our Dutch bats will be everywhere soon and will take over the world! MUHAHAHAHA!

I really can't care less what the Americans do anymore. If they think its right... well go ahead. As long as your don't drag us in with you.
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*notices the thread*

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Offline Razor

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No, you (former Yugoslavia, now Serbia & Montenegro) started to commit an act of Genocide on the Kosovo people. Of course, for a country with a history of ethnic cleansing, it's not entirely surprising that it would be considered 'ok' to slaughter innocent men, women and children.....


Genocide you say? Listen here Aldo, Albanians have killed and forced hunderds of thousonds of Serbs out of Kosovo. By the way, did you know that the Albanian terrorists (calling themselves KLA) slaughtered 100 times more Serb civillians than the number of Albanians that died in the conflict? Of course you didn't know. Your media didn't tell you anything about it because you were taught to hate the Serbs from the start. And a second thing, the special forces were send to Kosovo to deffend Serbian villages, our cultural and historical heritage (monasteries, churches, monuments etc..). Now tell me, what would you UKers or Amers do if you were let's say endangered by someone else in the similar way? Simple you would send your special units (FBI, CIA, National Guard, etc..) to kill them. No?
Why not? You don't respect anyone elses human rights anyway.

By the way, your kill count is thousonds of times greater than our own so I supoose you should be proud of that. Good job lad!
« Last Edit: February 24, 2003, 05:02:54 am by 581 »

 

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Here we gooooo :rolleyes:
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I am surprised that this thread is still open.
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Offline Rictor

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Razor: pusti budalu da misli sta hoce, ako tako hoce da misli to je njegova stvar. Ja i ti znamo da sere ali samo pokusaj to da njemu (i drugim koji isto tako misle) objasnis

Aldo: think what you want to, its your right to do so. You;re not here (HLP) becuase of your political views but because you make kickass ships, and that what I'm going to consider important

Venom: Look man. If you are going to leave HLP dont to it cause of this. Every person (or most people) have a strong bias (a negative one) towards some country or another. Imagine if you had been born in say Libya. You'de never hear the end of it. Theres always someone that has something bad to say about your country. Just learn to live with it and move on. That said, I still think that since this thread is titled "French Jokes" everything that was said within was meant in the spirit of jest.

stop the fussin' an' a feudin'

 

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You're off topic people. It is suppose to be about French Jokes not politics.
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Offline Darkage

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Originally posted by HotSnoJ
You're off topic people. It is suppose to be about French Jokes not politics.



omg you are realy dumb. It seems you think with your arse instead of your brain, if you even have one.


This thread aint funny.
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Razor


Genocide you say? Listen here Aldo, Albanians have killed and forced hunderds of thousonds of Serbs out of Kosovo. By the way, did you know that the Albanian terrorists (calling themselves KLA) slaughtered 100 times more Serb civillians than the number of Albanians that died in the conflict? Of course you didn't know. Your media didn't tell you anything about it because you were taught to hate the Serbs from the start. And a second thing, the special forces were send to Kosovo to deffend Serbian villages, our cultural and historical heritage (monasteries, churches, monuments etc..). Now tell me, what would you UKers or Amers do if you were let's say endangered by someone else in the similar way? Simple you would send your special units (FBI, CIA, National Guard, etc..) to kill them. No?
Why not? You don't respect anyone elses human rights anyway.

By the way, your kill count is thousonds of times greater than our own so I supoose you should be proud of that. Good job lad!


When the IRA launched campaigns in mainland UK in the 80s (and before), we did not go out to exterminate Catholic Northern Irish.  In fact, the Army was originally sent into N.Ireland to protect the Catholic populaiton from rioting Protestants IIRC.

There is no excuse for genocide.  The Yugoslav army was sent to exterminate a civillian populace - the ultimate soft target - and NATO responded in order to stop that. Whilst the NATO response was underwhelming due to the political need to avoid casualties, it did succeed in stopping this.  Clear evidence of war crimes committed against the Kosova Albanians has been found alreayd, including mass graves.

Now, you're not going to change your opinion, nor am I mine.  So I'll drop this if you drop it, eh?  Past is past and all that - and Yugoslavia isn;t even Yugoslavia anymore.....

 

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Originally posted by Razor
Genocide you say? Listen here Aldo, Albanians have killed and forced hunderds of thousonds of Serbs out of Kosovo. By the way, did you know that the Albanian terrorists (calling themselves KLA) slaughtered 100 times more Serb civillians than the number of Albanians that died in the conflict? Of course you didn't know. Your media didn't tell you anything about it because you were taught to hate the Serbs from the start. And a second thing, the special forces were send to Kosovo to deffend Serbian villages, our cultural and historical heritage (monasteries, churches, monuments etc..). Now tell me, what would you UKers or Amers do if you were let's say endangered by someone else in the similar way? Simple you would send your special units (FBI, CIA, National Guard, etc..) to kill them. No?
Why not? You don't respect anyone elses human rights anyway.

By the way, your kill count is thousonds of times greater than our own so I supoose you should be proud of that. Good job lad!


Yeah. I`ve heard that the UN has stuffed it up in Kosovo (as per usual) The simple fact is there are very few UN peacekeeping attempts that haven`t seriously messed it up.

That said Serbia only has itself to blame for it's bad image in the west. Your countries leader is currently on trial for war crimes committed in Bosnia. When the west saw that another part of the former Yugoslavia also looked like it would be ethnically cleansed they decided to act quickly rather than let it turn into the mess everyone made in Bosnia.
 Unfortunately the UN peacekeeping effort has protected the ethnic Albanians and not the Serbs in the area. That is a very sad failure on the part of the west but the sound of serbs complaining about ethnic cleasing doesn`t tug on my heart strings very hard considering that in Bosnia (and in Croatia IIRC) the Serbs were doing exactly the same thing to another population.
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