Between the inexplicable system outage (everything works just about fine, I just have to reboot everything three or more times to start up most any program, and my DSL connection works but doesn't work to the extent that I can actually connect to anything), and the amount of work I'm likely to get soon, I'm probably not gonna be able get around much or do anything for the next week or so (depending on if I can get everything somewhat functional any time soon). This is just to let all the project leaders know, since I really don't feel like tracking them all down with the limited net time I have right now.
In summary, the NSA Illuminati terrorist aliens did it. Short of massive and well-concealed incompetence on the part of a certain system administrator, the only possible solution.