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Offline Vertigo1

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best blond joke ever
Reply #20 on: May 13, 2003, 03:55:51 pm
Q: How do you tell a true blonde apart from a fake blonde?

A:  The fake blonde actually crosses her legs. ;)
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Offline J.F.K.

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Reply #21 on: May 15, 2003, 04:08:36 am
Heh heh, clever. :lol::yes:
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #22 on: May 15, 2003, 04:10:50 am
How can you tell when a blonde has been using MSWord?

Tipp-Ex on the screen.
 

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Reply #23 on: May 15, 2003, 05:43:53 am
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Tipp-Ex on the screen.


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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #24 on: May 15, 2003, 07:27:05 am
Trade-Names, UGH!
 

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best blond joke ever
Reply #25 on: May 15, 2003, 10:17:16 am
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door...




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Offline Razor

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Reply #26 on: May 15, 2003, 11:31:40 am
A blonde goes to the hair-stylist. She arrives and as the hairstylist is about to start doing her hair, he notices a set of head-phones on her head. He says: Miss you must remove your head-phones so that I can do your hair. The blond says: Oh no! I can't! i just can't! I can't live without these. HS: Well...allright. The hairstylist does his work but it's hard because of the head set. He gets pissed, takes the headset and throws it away. The blonde falls down, dead. The hair stylist is shocked and tryes to revive her. It's futile. He picks up a headset and listens to whatever was played. He hears a voice being played in a continuous loop. The voice was saying: Breathe in...breeath out...breath in...breath out.

Another joke:
Why does a blond open the pack of youghurt in the super market?
Spoiler:
Because it says on the package: OPEN HERE
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #27 on: May 15, 2003, 01:16:55 pm
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Originally posted by Razor
A blonde goes to the hair-stylist. She arrives and as the hairstylist is about to start doing her hair, he notices a set of head-phones on her head. He says: Miss you must remove your head-phones so that I can do your hair. The blond says: Oh no! I can't! i just can't! I can't live without these. HS: Well...allright. The hairstylist does his work but it's hard because of the head set. He gets pissed, takes the headset and throws it away. The blonde falls down, dead. The hair stylist is shocked and tryes to revive her. It's futile. He picks up a headset and listens to whatever was played. He hears a voice being played in a continuous loop. The voice was saying: Breathe in...breeath out...breath in...breath out.

Another joke:
Why does a blond open the pack of youghurt in the super market?
Spoiler:
Because it says on the package: OPEN HERE
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the hairstylist one is old, but i didn'tknow the pack of yogurt one, but i can't say i missed much. :blah:
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Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #28 on: May 15, 2003, 01:38:17 pm
Whada call a bunch of blonds standing shoulder to shoulder?




Wind tunnel.

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