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Offline kasperl

best blond joke ever
on: May 12, 2003, 01:50:20 pm
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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #1 on: May 12, 2003, 01:57:59 pm
Ha ha. Ho ho. Hee Hee.

Don't click on it, guys, it just goes on and on, links thru different forums.
 

Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #2 on: May 12, 2003, 02:00:04 pm
LOL:D
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its all right, its OK
full of soldiers anyway

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Offline Amon_Re

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Reply #3 on: May 12, 2003, 02:02:46 pm
Some people have way tomuch time on their hands... :)

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Offline CP5670

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Reply #4 on: May 12, 2003, 02:06:50 pm
lol, how long does it go on?
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #5 on: May 12, 2003, 02:11:50 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
lol, how long does it go on?


dunno, went 10 clicks, laught my ass of and posted it here, and linked this from NW, and NW from WS, and WS from F2S and AG.
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Reply #6 on: May 12, 2003, 02:43:31 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
lol, how long does it go on?


I expect you'll be the one to find out, though. :p

Edit: :wtf: http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html (found on one of those forums...)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #7 on: May 12, 2003, 02:48:46 pm
I think it's 40+, not sure though. Didn't bother to do that many clicks. :lol:
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #8 on: May 12, 2003, 03:32:20 pm
Oooold. Next someone's gonna post a Tubcat link. And everyone will laugh.:rolleyes:
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Reply #9 on: May 12, 2003, 03:56:36 pm
:rolleyes:

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Offline Martinus

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Reply #10 on: May 12, 2003, 04:48:57 pm
[color=66ff00]My fav.:

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Get down, she's got a grenade in her mouth.
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #11 on: May 12, 2003, 04:51:14 pm
Ah, clean blond jokes are no fun at all.;)
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Offline 01010

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Reply #12 on: May 12, 2003, 05:02:11 pm
What two things in the air get a blonde pregnant?

Her legs.
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Reply #13 on: May 12, 2003, 05:41:48 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]My fav.:

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Get down, she's got a grenade in her mouth.
[/color]


Also Known As:

What do you do if a blonde throws a greneade at you?

Take out the pin and throw it back.

*laughter here*
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #14 on: May 12, 2003, 10:57:47 pm
" :blah:  "
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #15 on: May 13, 2003, 08:52:10 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Also Known As:

What do you do if a blonde throws a greneade at you?

Take out the pin and throw it back.

*laughter here*

now change blonde to "tha u7tr4 7331 n00b" and that's what you'll do in AA
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Reply #16 on: May 13, 2003, 09:08:12 am
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Originally posted by kasperl

now change blonde to "tha u7tr4 7331 n00b" and that's what you'll do in AA


AA = America's Army (game)?
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Windrunner

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Reply #17 on: May 13, 2003, 10:58:45 am
Why does a blond have holes in her face???

beacuse she ate with a fork..

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Offline Thorn

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Reply #18 on: May 13, 2003, 11:59:17 am
Better hope Borealis doesnt see this.... :lol:
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #19 on: May 13, 2003, 12:49:01 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich


AA = America's Army (game)?


yeah, it's americas army already, i play it rather much, real fun.

except when the guy with the grenades doesn't know the difference between left and right.
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