[Kamikaze]

Alternately you could sharpen the spoon and have your ultimate, universal, domestic [l]weapon[/l] eating utensil, the "knioon"!

[Stryke 9]

"spife" is better.

[YodaSean]

Originally posted by CP5670
Even in that case a spoon could still be used as a knife; one side is round but the edge of the spoon can do cutting damage if you can find some way of generating the required pushing force.

Or pry someone's eyes out.  Think about it

[Su-tehp]

And speaking of deadly kitchen utensils, let's not forget the Tick. His war cry was "Spoon!"

"I think it's time for me to check myself into the funny farm. I just saw a cow devour two men...and that almost makes sense to me." -- Arthur, The Tick