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Offline Woolie Wool

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This was in my email
Reply #20 on: September 29, 2003, 11:57:50 am
I once got bombed with 17 virus mails with vague subject lines, each from a different source, with dates and times that were practically identical.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
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Offline magatsu1

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This was in my email
Reply #21 on: September 29, 2003, 12:28:47 pm
some bloke keeps mailing me saying a wealthy relative died in some Air Korea flight 51/2 years ago and US banking laws only allow my unclaimed riches to remain unclaimed for 6 years.
Well, first it was 6 years, then he mailed again and said 7 years.
Get your story straight fool !!
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Offline kode

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This was in my email
Reply #22 on: September 29, 2003, 12:31:25 pm
maybe there were more than one wealthy relative?
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Offline Martinus

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This was in my email
Reply #23 on: September 29, 2003, 02:47:38 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
Yes. We would never sell your email addresses. Ever.

[color=66ff00]*looks at boxes full of stuff at the back of the staff room*
Then where'd all this free microsoft gear and pr0n come from?!?
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Offline YodaSean

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This was in my email
Reply #24 on: September 29, 2003, 04:21:12 pm
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Originally posted by magatsu1
some bloke keeps mailing me saying a wealthy relative died in some Air Korea flight 51/2 years ago and US banking laws only allow my unclaimed riches to remain unclaimed for 6 years.
Well, first it was 6 years, then he mailed again and said 7 years.
Get your story straight fool !!


I got that too, but he told me 20 years...or maybe it was 20 billion dollars.  I think the same person/robot thing also sent me an offer for 100 dollars in free condoms :wtf:
 

Offline vyper

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This was in my email
Reply #25 on: September 29, 2003, 04:44:48 pm
[q]100 dollars in free condoms [/q]

Good weekend worth of fun there. :D
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Offline Woolie Wool

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This was in my email
Reply #26 on: September 29, 2003, 05:07:10 pm
;7:lol:
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
  

Offline karajorma

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This was in my email
Reply #27 on: September 29, 2003, 06:02:52 pm
Quote
Originally posted by magatsu1
some bloke keeps mailing me saying a wealthy relative died in some Air Korea flight 51/2 years ago and US banking laws only allow my unclaimed riches to remain unclaimed for 6 years.
Well, first it was 6 years, then he mailed again and said 7 years.
Get your story straight fool !!


You could just Con them back like the guy on that link did. One of the funniest things I read in a while cause as far as I can see it was perfectly legal :D
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