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Offline Flipside

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There is a species of Chimpanzee, I can't remember the name and I haven't read the whole thread, so it may have been mentioned before, that are REALLY up for it, Gay, Straight, Paedophile, it's their way of bonding and it really doesn't matter who it is between. I think also they have the closest yet genetic match to humans, I'll see what I can find out.....

http://www.geocities.com/willc7/bonobos.html

That was it, the Bonobo monkey :)
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Offline Knight Templar

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Teehee, Bonobo. You just know they are dirty.
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little ****ers:lol:, if I recal corectly the only sexual act they don't do is mother-son incest.
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DEUTERONOMY 22:11
Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together

 
If they re-wrote the bible in response
And Moses (Charlton Heston) said unto the viewing audience, "Those Dam Dirty APES!"

   Seriously... I think I saw animal planet like over 10 years ago and they mentioned something around 65 species of animals that displayed homosexual behaviours so guess what? GET OVER IT!

   I would like to get a glimpse of the future where we could clearly communicate with our primate brothers and access their racial memories over the last few million years. Can you see trying to explain how god says homosexuality is bad?

 Catholic Scientist "Look bubbles, that kind of sex is immoral, it says so in the 356th revision of the bible."

Bubbles the Gay chimp "Look Hooman, my male ancestors were doing the nasty long before your evolutionary branch appeared, so who do you think you are telling us what he can and can't do casue of a book with funny scribbles and almost no good pictures written by one of YOUR uptight and sexually insecure males?
   Oh and BTW, do you have any $ so I can spend it at the GAY BAR , GAY BAR!" :lol:
Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection !

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Well that was...odd.
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Offline Janos

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Bonobo's aren't kept in zoos, because they just hump eachother all day long. That could, however, be quite educative for little children.

"Daddy, what are those two apes doing?"
"THEY'RE GAY-****ING, SON."
lol wtf

 
The Discovery channel song is one of my favs..

  "You and me baby aint nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery channel (getting horney now!)"   :lol:
Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection !

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Offline TrashMan

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ignorant, arrogant twat and a wilfully negative return on the intellect of the human race.


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Really, there's no reason for you to post in these threads at all, as even you seem to recognize there's nothing at all worth reading in them, and so far your pathetic attempts at attention whoring have proven terribly inefficient- half the spammers here manage to get everyone's notice far more effectively with far less effort than you put into your mindless drivel. And it's just plain sad. Just run along, talk to your mommy about how you don't need no educashun 'cause you were born knowing everything if you really need to annoy someone.


The reason I post in these threads is couase I'm bored (like most people). I'm not looking for attention - I don't need nobodys attention. And yes, in most cases there is nothing worht reading..

I don't pretend to know everything...hell, there are kazillion thing I know nothing about (like sports...really I don't know COMPLETELY, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about sports {except several of the very best drivers/tennis/basketball players}).
But there are thing I know far more then you think. You call me stubborn? Well my boy, there are two sides to each storyy and you're just as stubborn as I am when it comes to that, so shove it!:drevil:
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If wives started eating their husbands before sex, would you all of a sudden label it as "natural", just because the preying mantis does so?

Continue thinking along such lines, as unfortunately I don't have time to compose a more complete reply - gotta go to work.


Actually if the human race did have husband-eating tendencies built into it we would see it as natural. Don't forget that all of history would have been different, the moral standards you're applying now wouldn't have been created, etc etc.

Of course the human civilization probably wouldn't exist either, since this behaviour is somewhat self-destructive outside a purely reproductive context.

  

Offline Stryke 9

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Of course, some would argue that women do tend to bite their husbands' heads off.