[pyro-manic]

There was a thing on www.somethingawful.com about bisexual butterflies a little while back. It's in the archive if you wanna look. Very funny.

And there's some gay swans that winter at a nature reserve somewhere - it was either the midlands or over Llanelli-way (town nearish Swansea if you didn't know)

[mikhael]

How can this possibly be, pyro-manic? homosexuality is not natural! There are no gay animals. Liberal scientists must be fixing the data to promulgate the leftist gay liberal agenda!

Seriously, is there anyone left who still thinks homosexuality is unnatural?

[Grey Wolf]

Not unnatural. A bit counterproductive, but not unnatural. It's their life, not mine, so why should I care?

[Knight Templar]

Only evil-robots could be so outright destructive to our way of life. Damned homosexual robots...

Cut them open. Look at their hearts. You will see they pump cold, black oil. Mark my words!

[Ace]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
Only evil-robots could be so outright destructive to our way of life. Damned homosexual robots...

Cut them open. Look at their hearts. You will see they pump cold, black oil. Mark my words!

Just like the dark, souless clones! God Bless AMERICA for banning them! Otherwise Bin Laden and his clone army would surely doom us ALL!

[Knight Templar]

Palpatine/Bin Laden for president 2004

[Janos]

Seconded.

[Gortef]

hooray for the sientific accomplishment

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by mikhael
How can this possibly be, pyro-manic? homosexuality is not natural! There are no gay animals. Liberal scientists must be fixing the data to promulgate the leftist gay liberal agenda!

Seriously, is there anyone left who still thinks homosexuality is unnatural?

*raises hand*

[Stryke 9]

Mik: Of course, this means that the new (well, "new") argument will be that it's a form of mental retardation, a disease, and hence doesn't merit marraige provisions or anything else.

[Rictor]

Are the mentally challenged (****ing PC) allowed to marry and procreate in the States? I'm pretty sure they are in Canada, but down South, who knows...

[Stryke 9]

Yes. They are allowed to marry people of the opposite gender.

[mikhael]

Oh come on, Sandwich, how can something be 'unnatural' if it happens in--check it out--NATURE? Surely none of those crazy liberal ideas got into the dumb animals.

Rictor, we let any mentally retarded person marry. Look at Bush.

Oh, I know that was wrong. I just couldn't help it. The liberal elite leftist agenda said I had to say it.

[Ace]

Originally posted by mikhael
Rictor, we let any mentally retarded person marry. Look at Bush.

The question is who is dumber? Bush for being a sad product of his heredity and environment, or his wife for marrying him...

[mikhael]

Now now, be kind. You cannot blame Bush II on heredity. His father is pretty sharp, and his mother by all accounts, is too. You can't really call it environment either. The kid went to an Ivy League school.

I'm afraid that Bush II is just one of those inevitible genetic dead ends that comes along. Kinda like when too absolutely beautiful people have children that turn out to have three eyes and a conjoined twin growing out of a hump on the back.

[Rictor]

Actually, Bush is smart in his own way. He's smart enough to realize he can't find his asshole with both hands. He's also smart enough to realize that he wants power, privilege and to be remembered.

Combining these two, he's smart enough to let others think and make decisions for him.
 
Though I don't know much about them, I think that Bush Senior and Laura are actually both pretty intelligent (oh the irony, I'm not sure how to spell intelligent) if not decent people.

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by mikhael
Oh come on, Sandwich, how can something be 'unnatural' if it happens in--check it out--NATURE? Surely none of those crazy liberal ideas got into the dumb animals.

While some may argue that Humans are just self-conscious animals, paralleling animal behavior with Human behavior - and even worse, using animal behavior as an excuse for Human behavior - is insane.

If wives started eating their husbands before sex, would you all of a sudden label it as "natural", just because the preying mantis does so?

Continue thinking along such lines, as unfortunately I don't have time to compose a more complete reply - gotta go to work.

[TrashMan]

It doesn't happen in nature...Such thing as Gay animals don't exists..

There are male animals that spend much time with other male animals, but they NEVER hump eachother. No physical contact...
Animals don't like havein something in ther behind...

Gays do and that's a big difference..

NOTE: Dominant males of some mamals sometimes jump on other males (posing...no actualy action) to demonstrate that they're the Bigboss around here..(the other one is his b****)

[Stryke 9]

Trashman, do you have some kind of general policy against actually having a clue what you're talking about?

[Janos]

@ Trashman