Originally posted by Rictor
In Soviet Russia, grapes crush you.
Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
"In soviet Russia, road forks you!"
You have to make plural words singular for Russian to realy work in text.
Actually, nowadays, in post-soviet Russia, Putin crush you. After all, Putin crush free speech, Putin crush political opponent, Putin crush fair election, Putin crush Chechnya, Putin crush economic reform, Putin even crush your testicles... (Well, there haven't been any allegations of that last one yet, but I figure it's only a matter of time... Welcome to the new Russia, same as the old Russia...)
And as for the dihydrogen monoxide article, it's technically true, from a legal standpoint. If you ingest too much dihydrogen monoxide at once, your lungs will be unable to tolerate and/or process it. That's a classic definition of what a toxic substance does.
That fact that most people call this "drowning" is just layman's quibbling over details.

God, I love being a lawyer.
