[Bobboau]

exept for the fact that evolution requires non involvement for it to be evolution. (otherwise it's selective breeding, ie domestication)

[Liberator]

Originally posted by an0n
I'll point it out once more, just incase someone goes off on a rant: The bible states that God is not all-seeing or all-knowing. I cite Sodom as an example.

God was like "Dude, what's all this **** I keep hearing about them faggots and whores? Surely it can't be that bad" so he sends some Angels down to check it out and they're all "God, you seriously need to let us **** some people up. They're having sex with sheep and kids and **** down there. It's like 21st Century Japan, for **** sake!" so God's all "Urgh. Fine. I haven't smotten anyone in a while. i suppose this is as good a time as any to instill some fear in those little monkeys".

The reason God didn't destroy Sodom until he did was because:

A. He needed Lot
B. It's like when a dog takes a dump in your yard, you shout at the dog to stop and getonouttahere, but he doesn't till he's done with his business.  Once he's gone, you tolerate it mostly because it's easier to do so, until you step in it.  Then being a vengeful person, you hunt down and kill the dog.  This is where the analogy breaks down, God didn't get in trouble from the police for wiping Sodom of the face of the Earth, but you will go to jail for killing Joe Bob's prize coon hound.

I should write a Bible For Dummies.

Please do, it's been a while since a moron has been dealt with for blasphemy and I think it would be funny to watch your flesh get eaten off by Leprosy.

[Bobboau]

I don't go into a phycopathic rage when I step in dog crap...

[Liberator]

You're not God, who set down a very specific set of accepted behaviors and then watch as every single one of the was violated in some way or another.

[Ace]

Originally posted by Liberator
Please do, it's been a while since a moron has been dealt with for blasphemy and I think it would be funny to watch your flesh get eaten off by Leprosy.

SILENCE! The Golden Hordes of the Leper-Khans shall crush you heathen! SUBMIT to the one TRUE book: "The Bible for Dummies, Despot an0n Version (DAV)"

Those not blessed by the holy mark of God, leprosy are unclean!

[Liberator]

:roflmfao:

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by Liberator
B. It's like when a dog takes a dump in your yard, you shout at the dog to stop and getonouttahere, but he doesn't till he's done with his business.  Once he's gone, you tolerate it mostly because it's easier to do so, until you step in it.  Then being a vengeful person, you hunt down and kill the dog.  This is where the analogy breaks down, God didn't get in trouble from the police for wiping Sodom of the face of the Earth, but you will go to jail for killing Joe Bob's prize coon hound.

that would be quote-worthy if it werent so long.

[an0n]

Originally posted by Goober5000
No it doesn't.  What's wrong with sending minions to take care of some of your work?  God may limit himself for whatever reason, but he's not limited by any external agent.

If I chose not to learn C++, I can't write programs in C++. Regardless of my ability to learn.

And then there's the little matter that if he's purposely ignoring things despite the fact that Satan is 'coming to and fro across the earth', then he ain't exactly the smartest God in the heavens.

[Knight Templar]

That could just make him overly apathetic.

[Liberator]

God is hardly apathetic, just very exacting.  He is perfect after all.

[an0n]

If he's so perfect, why does he let bad things happen?

[Stunaep]

I will hereby stop another thread from turning into a religion bashing topic, by posting a picture of Elisha Cuthbert.

[an0n]

Well, that there is enough to convince me God exists.

[Janos]

Thank you, sir,

[jdjtcagle]

*demands more pics*

[vyper]

Originally posted by Stunaep
Why haven't we discussed the Darwinian effectiveness of boobs yet? Cause that'd be nice.

Well it's a fair point. They provide an effective way for humans to feed thier very young offspring, and as a sexual organ stimulate humans during intercourse, and also provide a subject for social discussion between men at the pub and groups of women in every day life .

I love science.

*goes back to learning about how to use a Mutex.*

[Kazan]

*laughs hysterically* Liberator actually think's his imaginary friend in the sky will give us leprosy for blaspheme?! ROTFL -- THEN I SHOULD HAVE HAD IT EONS AGO


You need mental help

[Fineus]

Anothing one bites the dust.