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Offline übermetroid

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Cool!  But I dont think I would loose my legs to be in Harry Potter, it does not seem worth it to me...
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Tough doggie, but will he ever let you down? ;)

 

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Tough doggy indeedy.
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Offline 01010

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lol at Lil'Brudder.

I've seen that dog on the news somewhere though. Probably a similar story.

Awsome dog indeed. Now if it was a cat that had the same problem, it would just die or be eaten by its mother upon birth.
Cat's are instinctial mongrel's. The only thing they have going for them is when they want food or a pet. Then they get those desperate little eyes, and you can do nothing but supply them with there next fix.

In conclusion Dogs rock! :D


Anyone one of my cats would kill a man to eat his eyes. Cats have so much latent evil and cool that it is hard not to like them.
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Offline Gloriano

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Tough dog indeed:yes:
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Anyone one of my cats would kill a man to eat his eyes. Cats have so much latent evil and cool that it is hard not to like them.


:nod:

Cats > Dogs

 

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Cats have no more personality than arrogance - that's it. They think they're the best thing to wander the streets but - quite frankly - they're not.

Cat owners, now they're in denial. It works out as a nice combination for pet and owner. A good joke for everyone else ;)

 

Offline aldo_14

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Cats have no more personality than arrogance - that's it. They think they're the best thing to wander the streets but - quite frankly - they're not.  


Pigeons.


Strutting about with their chests stuck out, swaggering across the road ducking under cars.... is there any animal more full of itself?

 
Bah, dogs are for people who don't have enough friends / things to do , so they need to get a pet so stupid that it gives you it's un-dieing intention: a dog.  Cats take some effort.
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Pigeons.
Strutting about with their chests stuck out, swaggering across the road ducking under cars.... is there any animal more full of itself?


Except for the ones with only one leg, or lots of chewing gum stuck to one foot.

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Offline Falcon

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Cats are either spoiled or evil or both. My cat is just spoiled all he ever wants if food.

My Cat: *meow* :nervous*
Me: FINE! *throws slice of ham at cat* :mad2:
My  Cat: *eats* *cries again* :eek2:
Me: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! :sigh:
-Loop  for infinity-

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Offline Rictor

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trust me Falcon, no one knows that better than me. One of my cats constantly wakes me in the morning to get food. And if I ignore her long enough, she starts clawing at my face. Usually, I just hang one arm off the side of the bed, and she just rubs up against it for a while so I can sleep. And this has been going on for years. I figured out its just easier to give her food and go back to sleep, cause she will just keep at it until she gets fed.

  

Offline TopAce

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trust me Falcon, no one knows that better than me. One of my cats constantly wakes me in the morning to get food. And if I ignore her long enough, she starts clawing at my face. Usually, I just hang one arm off the side of the bed, and she just rubs up against it for a while so I can sleep. And this has been going on for years. I figured out its just easier to give her food and go back to sleep, cause she will just keep at it until she gets fed.


My cat(s) do(es) not do things like this.
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