[Black Wolf]

"Wanna go home and ****?"

I've never used it, but an extremely drunk friend did several times one night. Never once got slapped for it interestingly enough - I think they thought he was joking.

[ShadowWolf_IH]

I'm an electrician, would you like me to check your shorts?

i got a letter from santa today, he said you were a naughty girl.

just hand her a card that says "smile if you want to have sex"  she will smile...it's bad but a good ice breaker

worst line ever......
you remind me of my grandmother, but i didn't want to do her.

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Pickup lines are just a bad idea, you look like you haven't anything genuinely interesting to say.

That being said, they can be funny. My personal favourite is:
You're like a championship Bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
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[Unknown Target]

I agree, pickup lines = dumb

[Corsair]

Which is why they're funny. I'm not advocating their use, just saying that there are some good ones out there...and some funny stories sometimes.

[an0n]

Mine aren't so much chat-up lines as they are horrifically blunt one-liners:

"Nice tits!"

"I might bend you over that sink and **** you ragged."

"Has anyone ever told you you've got an absolutely awesome ass?"

"I think we should go back to your house and see how many packets of tic-tacs we can smoke before end up in bed together."

[Janos]

Me: "You have a beutiful skin. I would look good wearing it."
She: "What.."
Me: "You also have beautiful eyes. They would look good in a jar on my shelf."
She: grrr baby

Spoiler:

It worked, once. Another attempts have not been very... successful.

[Ford Prefect]

"Wanna play a game called Peal Harbor? I lie back and you blow the hell outta me?"

So bad....

[mrfun]

I must be butter 'cause I'm on a roll!

[Nuke]

not really a pickup line but...
am i in the right hole, its kinda tight