[Kie99]

I'll start:

What relation is
My Mother's only Brother's only sister's only child
To me

Spoiler:

Its me

This thread was inspired by "Can you see the Pattern"

[Fineus]

Yeah, I got it - nice

[Primus]

Damn it! Stop posting these trick questions! I can't figure them out! And that one was way too easy...

[Kie99]

4 Men go up to a fruit bowl with 4 apples in.  Each takes one apple.  The 4 men walk away from the bowl and 3 apples are left.
How can this be?

Spoiler:

One of the men is called Each!

[Dark_4ce]

Heres an old one:

A traveller comes to a fork in the road which leads to two villages. In one village the people always tell lies and are cannibals, and in the other village the people always tell the truth. The traveller needs to get to the village where everyone tells the truth and avoid being killed. A man from one of the villages is standing in the middle of the fork, but there is no indication of which village he is from. The traveller approaches the man and asks him one question. From the villager's answer, he knows which road to follow. What did the traveller ask?

Spoiler:

Which way to your village? The man from the truth village will of course point to his own village which is where he wants to go. The man from the liars village, being a chronic liar will not point to his own but to the truth village.

[Roanoke]

If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, under international law where are the survivors buried ?

Spoiler:

what, you gonna bury the survivors ?

[Jeryko]

Hehe, my dad always tells me the airplane one  tis a good one

[Ashrak]

WHAT survivors

[Clave]

OK, let's not turn this into 'who ate whom'

[Kie99]

In what numbers did moses put the animals onto the Ark.

Spoiler:

This was too easy Moses didn't put the animals onto the Ark, noah did.!

[Roanoke]

how much soil would there be in a hole measuring 2x2x4 ?

Spoiler:

none, it's a hole LOL

[Kie99]

Originally posted by Roanoke
how much soil would there be in a hole measuring 2x2x4 ?

Spoiler:

none, it's a hole LOL

[/B]

Best one so far.

COME ON PEOPLE SURRENDER YOUR RIDDLE!  Its only been me, Roanoke and Dark 4ce so far!

[vyper]

On a very wet day, a dwarf man walks into a hotel lift.  The buttons are higher than him by a foot. He travels to the 7th floor by elevator.

How did he reach it?

Spoiler:

There are two answers. Either a) no one said he was alone in the lift - someone else could press the buttons for him, maybe even a bellboy. b) He used an umbarella to press the buttons - it was a wet day.

edit: Oh **** we're time-warping again!

[Scuddie]

Three guys were on a road trip.  One night, at 3:00 AM, none of them were awake enough to drive, so they checked into a hotel.  The bellhop charged them $30 for a room.  Each guy paid $10 for it.  In the morning, the owner came in and told the bellhop that he overcharged for the room.  It was $25, so he was told to give the guys their change.  The bellhop gave each guy a dollar, and kept two for himself.  So at the end, each guy spent $9, and the bellhop had $2.

But, $9*3 = $27, plus the $2 the bellhop had.  That makes $29, where is the other dollar?

Spoiler:

Two answers are correct:
a) It's the 25th dollar in the cash register. OR
b (more correct)) There isnt a dollar missing.  $9*3 = $27, MINUS the $2 the bellhop had = $25, which is the price of the room.

[Kie99]

[karajorma]

In order to become a Member of Parliment in the UK a person must fulfill certain requirements
[LIST=1]

• He or she must be a British, Commonwealth or Irish citizen.
• He or she must be over 21
• He or she must not be

a) A peer sitting in the House of Lords
b) Bankrupts
c) Clergy of the Church of England, the Church of Ireland and the Roman Catholic Church.
d) Sentenced to more than one year's imprisonment and currently detained.
e) Currently employed in a number of jobs including certain civil servants, members of the armed forces or the police forces or as a members of the legislature of any country or territory outside the Commonwealth. [/LIST]

What is the final major requirement?

Spoiler:

He or she must be elected!