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What 'other thread'?

 

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the one where you posted something, then Rictor says "I wonder who that is" insinuating that it's you, and then I respond "It doesn't sound like an0n"
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I was wondering why that model in the contest said an0n.
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.................And they banned me!

Jesus ****ing Christ.....

 

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Originally posted by 1-Off
From there it progresses into a group therapy session before Shrike comes along and goes "Christ! Just ban him, you bunch of little goddamn girls..."
I'd never say that.

I'd involve more swearing. :p
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Considering I'm still under a ban, I thought it best not to aggrevate anyone by trying to **** with the censor.

 

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I feel like turning it off again.  I hate censors.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

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You could always make it replace the *'s with :mad:'s

 

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I see the time thing is still ****ed.....

 

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yeah we know that you hate but lets keep it as it is shall we..
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Incidentally, you can fix the time thing through centralization of the referencing.

It's ****ing up now because it's using PHP's time() function, which is relative to the server.

To fix just the post times: Replace time() in the MySQL query with NOW() - which is a MySQL function - and it'll use the singular MySQL database server's clock instead of the multiple and relative dynamic server clocks.

Or as a better way, open up newreply.php and newthread.php in WordPad then Find/Replace all instances of time() with $time.

Then add something like:
$checker = file("http://whatever.com/time.php") or die(time());
if (str_len($checker)!=WHATEVER-IT-SHOULD-BE) {
$time = time();
} else {
$time = $checker;
}
....to the beginning of the global.php and make a file called time.php at whatever.com containing:
echo time();

That way all your references to time in whichever files you Find/Replaced the contents of would be synched to a central clock - namely the clock of the server upon which the time.php was stored.

Also, if it can't get time.php it defaults to the server's time(). If it gets it and it's too long (IE, an error message) it defaults to the server's time(). So if it's anything other than a time() output, it goes "**** it" and uses the server's time() instead.

 

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Originally posted by Windrunner
yeah we know that you hate but lets keep it as it is shall we..


Why? We know what words are in the "*"s. Is there really a point to censorship of this nature? It's not truely protecting anyone from anything.

The logic of "FreeSpace is a teen rated game, thus the forums must be teen rated" isn't even being used here for the censorship.
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Hows about "GameSpy are dicks"?

 

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Originally posted by Ace


Why? We know what words are in the "*"s. Is there really a point to censorship of this nature? It's not truely protecting anyone from anything.

The logic of "FreeSpace is a teen rated game, thus the forums must be teen rated" isn't even being used here for the censorship.


The logic is that we'd rather not have to deal with any possible "my child saw this and that on your forums and is now swearing all over the place" accusations. Nothing more, nothing less.

And since you all know what the asterisks are replacing, then leaving them there isn't going to harm your ability to express yourselves, now is it?

So quit your ******* ******** already. :p
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Anyone who gives a ****ing **** about my ****ing *****ing about ****ing anything needs to take a ****ing minute to ****ing step back and look at all the ****ing **** that ****ing happens in the ****ing world and understand there's more ****ing important **** to give a **** about.

*cough*

Sorry.  I think excessive swearing is more amusing with the filter, though. :D

Although I had to edit in asterisks.... it's not a particularly strict filter, really - strange that 'b itch' but not **** is censored.

 
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So....an0ns new account got deleted again?

 

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All of them, yes.  It's a game of will now, an0n's against the collective will of the Administrative staff here, as to who will give up first.  It's not helping an0n's chances for being unbanned though.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
I think excessive swearing is more amusing with the filter, though. :D
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