SPORTSNorth Carolina Wins NCAA Basketball Championship…
...after the loss of Illinois State’s star player,
Pope John Paul II, who died in a motorcycle accident last weekend. The Illini couldn’t quite fill the hole left by the pontiff and were defeated by the Tar Heels
75 -70.
The Tar Heels rally in the second half to clinch the NCAA ChampionshipENTERTAINMENTAl Gore Launches Cable Channel…
…called “Pope TV”. The channel will focus on anything and everything to do with the late
Pope John Paul II, who died over the weekend from severe head trauma received during a hammer fight. Shows in the channel's line-up include "Kickin' it with the Pope," "The Pope Squad" and "Chico and the Pope."
WORLD14 Killed in Saudi Terrorist Firefight…
…but not
Pope John Paul II, who was already dead and not anywhere near
Saudi Arabia.
WEATHERRockies See Blizzard, Midwest Twisters…
…as an angry and vengeful
God mourns the passing of
Pope John Paul II, who died over the weekend when he spontaneously combusted. In
Denver, commuters were crushed under twenty feet of "frozen pope tears," formally referred to as snow. In
Southern Illinois, over one-hundred tornadoes have touched down in the last two hours and meteorologists predict a pope-load more.
Snow storms sweep through the Western states POPEEscaped Pope Found with Pope’s Wife…
…after ten years on the pope outside a pope farm in
East Texas. After the pope refused to surrender to the popes, a
deadly shoot-out with the pope ensued. When the pope had cleared, the pope included the pope,
two popes, about fifty popes, and the pope. The pope was unavailable for pope.
AND IN OTHER NEWS…
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pope pope. And finally-
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courtesy of
PWOT.