[Galemp]

SPORTS

North Carolina Wins NCAA Basketball Championship…

...after the loss of Illinois State’s star player, Pope John Paul II, who died in a motorcycle accident last weekend. The Illini couldn’t quite fill the hole left by the pontiff and were defeated by the Tar Heels 75 -70.  


The Tar Heels rally in the second half to clinch the NCAA Championship

ENTERTAINMENT

Al Gore Launches Cable Channel…

…called “Pope TV”. The channel will focus on anything and everything to do with the late Pope John Paul II, who died over the weekend from severe head trauma received during a hammer fight. Shows in the channel's line-up include "Kickin' it with the Pope," "The Pope Squad" and "Chico and the Pope."
 
WORLD

14 Killed in Saudi Terrorist Firefight…

…but not Pope John Paul II, who was already dead and not anywhere near Saudi Arabia.

WEATHER

Rockies See Blizzard, Midwest Twisters…

…as an angry and vengeful God mourns the passing of Pope John Paul II, who died over the weekend when he spontaneously combusted. In Denver, commuters were crushed under twenty feet of "frozen pope tears," formally referred to as snow.  In Southern Illinois, over one-hundred tornadoes have touched down in the last two hours and meteorologists predict a pope-load more.


Snow storms sweep through the Western states
 
POPE

Escaped Pope Found with Pope’s Wife…

…after ten years on the pope outside a pope farm in East Texas. After the pope refused to surrender to the popes, a deadly shoot-out with the pope ensued. When the pope had cleared, the pope included the pope, two popes, about fifty popes, and the pope. The pope was unavailable for pope.  
 

AND IN OTHER NEWS…

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BREAKING NEWS - BREAKING NEWS - BREAKING NEWS




Pope.



courtesy of PWOT.

[Nuclear1]

[Flipside]

I'm fine with not insulting the Pope, as long as, when any other religious leader dies, be he a Muslim Cleric, A Sikh Priest or the Dalai Lama, after all, they are all merely icons of their faiths, they are treated in the same way. So if we are going to do this, then let's not have comments when a Muslim Cleric dies, simply because he promotes something you don't agree with (The Pope promoted the non-use of condoms - The reason I'm here and typing this ), or jokes or other comments...

Let's have it one way or the other, either we can all be floorboards, being utterly politically correct, and having no character, or we can take punches to our faiths on the chin, knowing that what we believe can change other people more than other people can change what we believe

[kode]

a member of this swedish board I run came up with an idea to make the election of a new pope into a reality show. it's called "The Pope"

(Translated):
127 cardinals locked up in the vatican, only one of them can be The Pope"

throw in a couple of choir boys and some booze, and we have an instant success

seriously, though, it's an idea for them to considder. the cathies should be more on par with the times.