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Offline delta_7890

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We have a new Pope!
on: April 04, 2005, 10:04:32 am


Johnny 5!  He's ALIVE!
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Offline Black Wolf

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 10:16:42 am
Alright... that's awesome :D
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Offline aldo_14

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #2 on: April 04, 2005, 10:28:51 am
A Pope we can all approve of....with a laser cannon!
 

Offline Nuclear1

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #3 on: April 04, 2005, 10:37:00 am
Pope is... reassembled! :D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline vyper

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #4 on: April 04, 2005, 10:40:36 am
Popus Grevious
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Offline kasperl

We have a new Pope!
Reply #5 on: April 04, 2005, 10:48:15 am
Sed habet testiculus, et bene pendentes?

( A huge cookie for who gets the Latin, and can explain where it's from.)
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Offline Col. Fishguts

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #6 on: April 04, 2005, 10:55:53 am
...something about testicles
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Offline Clave

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #7 on: April 04, 2005, 11:05:01 am
I feel...blessed...
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Offline Fineus

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #8 on: April 04, 2005, 11:17:31 am
Prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

;)
 

Offline Nuclear1

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #9 on: April 04, 2005, 11:35:41 am
Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
Sed habet testiculus, et bene pendentes?

( A huge cookie for who gets the Latin, and can explain where it's from.)


Something like "But he has testicles... and good "
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline kasperl

We have a new Pope!
Reply #10 on: April 04, 2005, 12:25:33 pm
Well, I'll just give the answer.

Spoiler:

"But does he have testicles, and do they hang wel?"
Each time a new Pope is elected, he has to sit on a special chair, and someone (I think a doctor) looks, or feels, I forgot, to check if it's a bloke and not a woman. The one who checks the gender will exclaim Testiculus habet, et bene pendentes (He has testicles, and they hang well), if there  is conformation of the new pope being male.
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Offline Rictor

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #11 on: April 04, 2005, 12:45:02 pm
Now you're just making **** up.

seriously though...is that true?
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #12 on: April 04, 2005, 12:43:37 pm
I can just imagine the ramifications of a Pope Johnny Five...

Los locos kick your ass! Los locos kick your face! Los locos kick your balls into outer space!


Alright, Luther. Now I'm really... REALLY... PISSED... OFF! :D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline 01010

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #13 on: April 04, 2005, 01:01:13 pm
If it is true, then I know what I want to be when I grow up, the Pope's Bollock examiner.
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Offline Flipside

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #14 on: April 04, 2005, 01:02:02 pm
The thing about the chair? Yes, it is, it happened because a female was made Pope once by accident, and they only found out when she gave birth...
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #15 on: April 04, 2005, 01:12:18 pm
No ****. Sounds like something out of Eurotrip.

Quote
Originally posted by 01010
If it is true, then I know what I want to be when I grow up, the Pope's Bollock examiner.

I don't imagine its a very hard job. You go to work maybe once every 25 years or so. Sounds like a sweet deal.
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #16 on: April 04, 2005, 01:21:57 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Flipside
The thing about the chair? Yes, it is, it happened because a female was made Pope once by accident, and they only found out when she gave birth...



.....during Mass.

And IIRC it's some normal I ranking officer having to feel up the Pope.

Every single time I hear news about the new pope that little sentence crosses my mind, for the sheer ludicrousy of it.
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Offline 01010

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We have a new Pope!
Reply #17 on: April 04, 2005, 01:19:50 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Rictor
I don't imagine its a very hard job. You go to work maybe once every 25 years or so. Sounds like a sweet deal.


Screw the workload, imagine the bragging rights, imagine the chat up lines and conversation breakers you could use.

"Hey baby, ever sleep with a guy thats manhandled the pope's balls?"

You'll be fighting 'em off with a stick.
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #18 on: April 04, 2005, 02:14:19 pm
You'd be thinking of the legendary Pope Joan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #19 on: April 04, 2005, 02:25:29 pm
I'm pretty sure some of it is quite real.

At least, with the rest f the catholoic traditions, it's plausible enough.
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