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Offline aldo_14

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4530739.stm


A US manufacturer of hot sauces has made what he claims is the fieriest chilli powder it is possible to make.

The powder is so hot that Blair Lazar's customers have to sign a legal waiver before tasting it.

When Mr Lazar himself tried his "16 Million Reserve" he says his tongue swelled up and hurt for several days.


Silly bugger should have drank wax first..........

 

Offline neo_hermes

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
wow, i want to try the Insanity sauce.
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Offline Rictor

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
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The pure capsaicin, 30 times hotter than the hottest pepper and 8,000 times hotter than Tabasco sauce, is distilled from several tons of fresh peppers.

Real smart guys, real smart.

 

Offline achtung

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Hmmm.....  sounds like literally setting your mouth on fire:)
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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
:wtf: This guy's insane! Pure capsaicin?  You won't be able to taste anything after that. I heard that stuff is potent enough to burn through your skin.

 

Offline Turnsky

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
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Offline Grey Wolf

guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
You want the hot sauce or the hydroflouric acid? They'll both kill you equally well.
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Offline FireCrack

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
how about some sodium metal with that?
actualy, mabye not.
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Offline Carl

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Offline Night Hammer

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
i remember seeing some hot sauce here that was also used to remove  oil stains from concrete
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:

 

Offline Nix

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
All you'd need to do is wave the bottle of hot sauce over the food and BAM!
(Sorry Emeril)

 

Offline Clave

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Take it up a notch! :eek2: :ick: :wtf: :eek: :rolleyes: :ha:
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Offline vyper

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Unkie Herb would be proud...
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Offline ZylonBane

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Re: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
This guy is insane. According to their site:
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Blairs 16million reserve
What you will find inside of my Famous Reserve bottle is amazing, a 1ml pharmaceutical grade vial filled with this unreal Pure Capsaicin Crystal.--No more than 999 Bottles will be offered

Ingredients:
- PLEASE NOTE BLAIRS 16 MILLION IS NOT A SAUCE OR AN INGREDIENT. THIS PRODUCT IS MADE AVAILABLE FOR EXPERIMENTAL/DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY.
ZylonBane's opinions do not represent those of the management.

  

Offline vyper

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guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
This is a bioweapon I tells you...
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