Okay I've read the girls=evil thing and have decided to calculate some stuff.
girls = time
+ money
time = money
girls = 2money
money = [square]root of all evil
girls= 2 x root all evil
And now for money, power and intelligence.
money = power
intelligence = power
money = power = intelligence
So if your rich, clever or powerful you must also be the other two.
Time, money and power
money = power
time = money
time = power
Hmm, as you can see, I have scientific proof that I have too much time on my hands (and also that money, power, intelligence and time are equal)
money = space (buying it)
space and time are curved, therefore money must be curved.
Also money + power = space + time. So if your rich and powerful (and consequently clever) you control space and time.
