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Offline Anon

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Okay I've read the girls=evil thing and have decided to calculate some stuff.

girls = time + money
time = money
girls = 2money
money = [square]root of all evil
girls= 2 x root all evil

And now for money, power and intelligence.

money = power
intelligence = power
money = power = intelligence

So if your rich, clever or powerful you must also be the other two.

Time, money and power

money = power
time = money
time = power

Hmm, as you can see, I have scientific proof that I have too much time on my hands (and also that money, power, intelligence and time are equal)

money = space (buying it)
space and time are curved, therefore money must be curved.

Also money + power = space + time. So if your rich and powerful (and consequently clever) you control space and time.  

 

Offline Raven2001

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RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!

Looks like you forgot to take your medicine again...  
Yeah, I know you were waiting for a very nice sig, in which I was quoting some very famous scientist or philosopher... guess what?!? I wont indulge you...

Why, you ask? What, do I look like a Shivan to you?!?


Raven is a god.

 

Offline Martinus

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Power is simply a state of mind.

I have blown up buildings as a member of a terrorist faction, created entire cities from the ground up, been a pirate, been a dolphin or a dinosaur, been a hero and a spy and too many other things to remember.

I have been a member of an alien race, controlled citys and continents and worlds but at any time I can stop and do something else.

Isn't that true power?

 

Offline DragonClaw

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ohh jeez  


Darkage thinks girls=pleasure  

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Offline Raven2001

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Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw:

Darkage thinks girls=pleasure  



And he is absolutely right!    
Yeah, I know you were waiting for a very nice sig, in which I was quoting some very famous scientist or philosopher... guess what?!? I wont indulge you...

Why, you ask? What, do I look like a Shivan to you?!?


Raven is a god.

 

Offline Darkage

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Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw:
ohh jeez  


Darkage thinks girls=pleasure  


Yup,thats what i think and i it's

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Offline Snipes

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Offline Slanker

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work/time=money

once time reaches 0 (means: you don´t work at all  ), money reaches infinity, so all you lazy peeps: be happy =)
Here comes my sig... oh finished :D

  

Offline Anon

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drugs+alcohol=girls  
That also means that girls=drugs+alcohol. Now I know why pimps dress funny.