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Offline aldo_14

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on: August 02, 2005, 05:01:13 am
 

Offline Rott3

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Reply #1 on: August 02, 2005, 05:16:00 am
Ehh... Oooookaaay :wtf:

Spoiler:
A warning to the reader: Tom dies in the end of the story so don't get too attached to him
Bet ya can't stick it
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Reply #2 on: August 02, 2005, 06:18:02 am
That's not bad fiction.

THIS is bad fiction.

To quote the site's description: "...having just skimmed it I can tell you that this is one of the most mind-meltingly atrocious things anyone has ever written...If there is a literary hell, you are one click away from it..."
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #3 on: August 02, 2005, 07:24:11 am
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Originally posted by ngtm1r
That's not bad fiction.

THIS is bad fiction.

To quote the site's description: "...having just skimmed it I can tell you that this is one of the most mind-meltingly atrocious things anyone has ever written...If there is a literary hell, you are one click away from it..."


My eyes.  They bleed.
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #4 on: August 02, 2005, 10:31:12 am
Shoot me now... :ick:
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Cobra

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Reply #5 on: August 02, 2005, 06:29:55 pm
AAACKK! :ick:
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta
 

Offline Eishtmo

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Reply #6 on: August 02, 2005, 07:21:54 pm
Oh you poor fools, you think that's bad?  You don't know bad.

Fear The Eye of Argon.  A story so bad that it was actually banned from bad story contests, because it kept winning.
Warpstorm  Bringing Disorder to Chaos, And Eventually We'll Get It Right.

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I know there is a method, but all I see is madness.
 

Offline Cobra

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Reply #7 on: August 02, 2005, 07:30:35 pm
:wtf: is that?
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #8 on: August 02, 2005, 07:37:05 pm
[color=66ff00]I am in awe, it takes genuine talent to be that bad.

It kinda reminds me of the starwars kid.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Reply #9 on: August 02, 2005, 07:57:32 pm
Warpstorm's consenus was that Gonterman was worse then Theiss, Eish...and as Gonterman is what I posted...
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline Fenrir

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Reply #10 on: August 02, 2005, 07:59:34 pm
*Laughs at that first link*

Some of that stuff is pure genius.
 

Offline Falcon

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Reply #11 on: August 02, 2005, 08:47:13 pm
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Originally posted by Eishtmo
Oh you poor fools, you think that's bad?  You don't know bad.

Fear The Eye of Argon.  A story so bad that it was actually banned from bad story contests, because it kept winning.


Yet some of the stuff in there is quite hilarious...
  

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Reply #12 on: August 04, 2005, 01:39:45 am
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mall tease, Falcon.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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