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Offline Martinus

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Next time you're asked 'what's wrong with my computer?'
on: August 20, 2005, 02:43:05 pm
[color=66ff00]Throw them a line from here: Tech support generator :D
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Offline castor

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Reply #1 on: August 20, 2005, 03:18:12 pm
"Permanent, temporary array halt"
This thing has some potential :D
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #2 on: August 21, 2005, 02:03:17 am
This got me thinking... remember those awesome Shakespearean insults that were being used here a few years ago? ;)

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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #3 on: August 21, 2005, 04:03:26 am
damn, this woulda come in handy when i was working. :p
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Offline Descenterace

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Reply #4 on: August 21, 2005, 04:41:44 am
Seen it. Many times.

Of course, as a longtime fan of Simon's BOFH, I've seen just about every related site.
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