[Ace]

Though most of us have probably seen it, C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S crusades against the evil depravity of the modern world:

http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/

We have to stop using the internets, due to the reasons on this site and more!

*cue eerie music*

[Grey Wolf]

Amazing! Fake neo-Luddites!

[karajorma]

For those who don't get it Whois the domain name

[Kosh]

¡°I was a happily married man ¨C two kids, a wife, a mistress and an almost unnatural interest in strippers. Then, I got hooked on the internet. Now, I have no time or energy for infidelity, as all of my time is taken up planning family vacations and helping my kids learn about history using the enormous resources of the web.  It has certainly ruined my fun.¡±

- Marcel Crayon, Carcer City

Brilliant

[Ashrak]

**** Flaps LOL

[SadisticSid]

“Growing up in a strict religious house hold, I did not know what a penis or a vagina was. Then I got hooked on the internet. Now, I am ashamed to admit I have both.”

- Name withheld

[FireCrack]

Originally posted by karajorma
For those who don't get it Whois the domain name

fopr those too lazy..

Code: [Select]


Registrant Name:Rockstar Games


[aldo_14]

I can't get yon link to work......

[karajorma]

Works fine for me.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by karajorma
Works fine for me.

I can't even get the rockstargames website for some reason

On the plus side;

[q]http://www.livejournal.com/users/gamepolitics/87105.html
Jack Thompson Accuses Rockstar of...Parody

Not parody!

Yes, it seems so.

The Jack Thompson media machine was working overtime yesterday, as GamePolitics and other outlets received no less than five (!) e-mails from the Miami attorney and self-described "anti-game activist."

Among the e-mails was a press release, cc'd to the IRS and FCC, in which Thompson complained that Howard David, a talk show host on WQAM in Miami, quipped that some employees were dodging taxes. But the one that made GamePolitics larf dealt with Thompson's belief that Rockstar is lampooning him on the web site for its upcoming GTA Liberty City Stories for the PSP. The game is scheduled for an October 24th release.

Thompson's complaint, issued under the heading, "Rockstar Launches Web Site for Obscene Assault on Miami Lawyer Jack Thompson," concerns a series of fictional e-mails depicted on the game's promotional site, one of which is from "[email protected]". GP leaves it for the reader to puzzle out the acronym of JT's fictional .org domain.

"When you click on the fake e-mail, banner headlined at the tope of the home page, from "JT," the Miami, Florida (Liberty City) anti-violent video game crusader, you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls. Additionally, there is at the site an audio ad featuring a man whose name is "Jack" who is found naked by a mother in her son's room. Bisexual pedophile Jack Thompson is the combined message."

Thompson continues:

"Take-Two/Rockstar has created and paid for an actual Internet web site at www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org for the purpose of furthering the notion that its most abiding and most effective critic, Jack Thompson, is himself a sexual pervert. This is the oldest dodge used by the porn industry, first used on Jack Thompson by radio pornographers whom Thompson got fined by the FCC in 1989...Jack Thompson can assure the world that the only thing to which he is "addicted" is eating entertainment industry scofflaws for breakfast - and golf."[/q]

[phreak]

Reminds me of "Citizens Raging Against Phones"

[vyper]

[q]Tommy, who is that naked man in your room?! That's Jack, I met him on the internet.[/q]

LMFAO

[Fragrag]

How to STOP  your family from getting onto the internet
KILL THE MOUSE!!!
REMOVE ITS BALLS

EDIT: 'Nother way of finding out if it was from R*, if you tabbed it using Firefox, look at the icon

[achtung]

“I’ve always had a healthy sexual appetite.  Around the time I hit puberty, I became sexually fixated with my grandmother.  I could not get her out of my mind.  People told me it was wrong, but I honestly believed that they were lying.  If it feels so right, how can it be wrong, right?  Wrong!  I heard about the interweb.  I went online expecting to discover a whole secret society of people JUST like me who loved much elder relatives, and hoped that for the first time since I gave up fantasizing about my sister, I could feel normal.  How wrong I was.  No one is obsessed with their grandma aside from me.  I am a complete freak, and completely alone.  The internet has ruined EVERYTHING.  The worst of it is I STILL LOVE HER!”

[Grey Wolf]

Originally posted by Fragrag




EDIT: 'Nother way of finding out if it was from R*, if you tabbed it using Firefox, look at the icon

I'm just getting the generic icon.

[TrashMan]

Sick....

[Ford Prefect]

Precisely.