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Offline Grey Wolf

You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Rictor

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Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
As, the sweet fruits of relentless capitalism. I can speak from experience that working in an environment where you productivity, and by extension your only real value, is monitored and scrutinized makes you long for the cold grip of a shotgun in your palm.

 

Offline Solatar

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Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
...I hate McDonalds. The food is disgusting.

 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
...I hate McDonalds. The food is disgusting.
True, gives me the splats...

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
They don't have hepatitis outbreaks, unlike every other chain in this town. That's pretty much the bottom line as far as I'm concerned.
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Offline phreak

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Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
It doesn't matter where the drive through operator is located, since you're never going to be able to understand what the hell they're saying anyway.

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Offline Grey Wolf

Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
It doesn't matter where the drive through operator is located, since you're never going to be able to understand what the hell they're saying anyway.

Edit: Google Ads are giving me "Pirates of the Carribean" ads.  Looks like the following quote made it trigger

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Or it could be my sig.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Mefustae

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Edit: Google Ads are giving me "Pirates of the Carribean" ads. Looks like the following quote made it trigger

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True, gives me the splats...
Curious, i'm getting Star Trek ads myself...

 

Offline Nix

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Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
Pizza Hut has been doing this for a couple of years now, when you call in to order a pizza, they'll ask whether you're ordering from my town, or the next town down the freeway, which is an hour's drive, based on the phone number I give them.  You'd think they'd be able to realize that if I'm calling from my town which has the pizza hut I want to get in touch with to order a pizza, that they'd place the order with my local Pizza Hut.  Talk about efficiency...  Now in a town that has probably 5-10 pizza huts in it, it might be a good idea, but when you actually drive TO the burger joint, using a call center does not seem efficient.  I wonder how many drivers from the remote town have actually driven up the freeway by accident.  Don't laugh as our local Domino's has delivered over 30 miles out of town before.  At least with them, you're calling the actual pizza shop, not the call center.  All this for a few seconds speed up from what's currently happening?  What if you have 5-10 people in line and the cook is already busy with orders and cannot proceess any more?  Everyone waits.  Call center or not, they're still limited to how fast the actual cook is. 

 

Offline aldo_14

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Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
You mean they've not already moved their call-centres to India?

 

Offline vyper

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"Union contracts state we are given a free happy meal every christmas! Now make with the happy meals!"
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Offline Mefustae

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"Union contracts state we are given a free happy meal every christmas! Now make with the happy meals!"
In Soviet Russia, meal happies you!

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
...I hate McDonalds. The food is disgusting.

99% of fast food is disgusting.

Steak&Shake is still pretty cool, only for the shakes though. The 'steak' is just brown, greasy paper.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
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Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
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Offline Solatar

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Re: Outsourcing McDonald's?
Yeah, Steake and Shake is pretty good. I can go with Chick Filet (however they spell it...) as well.