Poll

Do you scrunch or fold? And how many squares?

Scrunch
14 (23%)
Fold
17 (27.9%)
1 :wtf:
0 (0%)
2
3 (4.9%)
3
10 (16.4%)
4
6 (9.8%)
5
2 (3.3%)
6
2 (3.3%)
7
1 (1.6%)
8
1 (1.6%)
9+ :wtf:
5 (8.2%)

Total Members Voted: 38

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Offline Wild Fragaria

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Where's the "Seashells" option, dammit.

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Offline Flipside

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Maybe you ould spend 2 hours making little origami men?

 

Offline aldo_14

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Maybe you ould spend 2 hours making little origami men?

Didn't that win the Turner Prize?

 

Offline Flipside

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Sad fact is, it wouldn't surprise me if it did :(

 

Offline aldo_14

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Sad fact is, it wouldn't surprise me if it did :(

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Offline ZylonBane

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Where's the "Seashells" option, dammit.

Leaves?  From maple tree or bamboo?
What the hell? How do you get "leaves" from "seashells"?
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Offline Kernal

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I can`t believe I missed this topic. :lol:

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Offline Mefustae

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Where's the "Seashells" option, dammit.
That was easily the best part of the rather sub-par movie. I wonder if the writers even had a possible solution as to how those three Sea-shells worked...

 

Offline Grug

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Was that sylvesta stalone?

I'd never even heard of scrunching before this viral marketing campaign...

 

Offline ZylonBane

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I refuse to accept either term-- they both sound idiotic. "Scrunching" sounds like you just grab a bunch of TP into a wad, and "folding" sounds like you take the strip and fan-fold it, a la form feed printer paper.
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i voted, but i sure as hell aint telling you any of my anal habbits  :D
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Offline Mefustae

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"Scrunching" sounds like you just grab a bunch of TP into a wad.
But that's what it is! See, you grab a few squares, scrunch it into a solid shape within your hand, and go nuts! I'll honestly never understand why some people go to the effort of folding, thereby leaving only a thin barrier of TP, and thus dangerously little seperation between your hand and the... how can I put this delicately... sh*t!

 

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Offline Prophet

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See, you grab a few squares, scrunch it into a solid shape within your hand, and go nuts! I'll honestly never understand why some people go to the effort of folding, thereby leaving only a thin barrier of TP, and thus dangerously little seperation between your hand and the... how can I put this delicately... sh*t!
Dude. The **** isn't going to eat its way trough three layers of decent toilet paper, no matter how bad hangover you have. I am a folder. I don't like scrunching because I don't trust it to work well enought. Like when you wipe a table, do you pack the cloth in your fist and then roll it around the table? It works better when you fold the cloth. Yes? I applied the same theory on the ass wiping when I had to start doing it myself. And it really doesn't take much effort to fold the paper. Depends how neatly you have to measure size of the folded wiping surface... To some people the proper size and shape are pretty important. Not to me thought.

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You guys make me giggle. :lol:

By the way, it seems that some people may have thought that the numbers in the poll refer to the numbers of times one folds the TP. That would be wrong... it's supposed to refer to the number of squares one rips off...
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