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Offline Corsair

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Finally, a religion for everyone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

I think this is something we could all agree on, right?
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Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
religion is for people without other stuff to cling on to.


and, thank you for inititating a debate that might turn into a flamefest before page 1 finishes... *shrugs*
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Offline Corsair

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
Well, if it does... a joke like that is a pretty good way to start it off, no? How about instead of just being immediately down on it, you  take a second and look at something funny and then rip it apart, hmm? At least be a little civil.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
hey, its just my point of view. religion cant be for everyone. and i'm part of no religion, nor will i try to be. 'sides the FSM stuff was done to counter the stupidity with an equally stupid concept.



altough, "Touched by His noodly appendage" has a nice ring to it :D
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Offline Goober5000

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
Guess you weren't around when this exploded onto HLP (as well as the rest of the Internet) last year.  Still funny, though. :)

 

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
Well, as it has been said, the weather getting worse and global warming has started since Pirate numbers have declined.

See, a perfect way to diminish GW, stop the fighting between the goverement and enviromentalists, and then raise pirate numbers, but noooo, they won't listen, pirates only kill people they say, GW is better then pirates they say. Idoits.........
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Offline Kamikaze

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
If you're going to link to Pastafarianism (you're really late to the party), then at least link to the official site.
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
religion is for people without other stuff to cling on to.

and, thank you for inititating a debate that might turn into a flamefest before page 1 finishes... *shrugs*


A process which you just started, thank you very much....
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
religion is for people without other stuff to cling on to.


and, thank you for inititating a debate that might turn into a flamefest before page 1 finishes... *shrugs*

Ya bastard
Yes you are
Aye
Get it right up you
Fine, sod it, if you're going to troll I'll take my posts elsewhere
Thats ad hominininiumuminum!
I'm not dignifying this thread anymore with my presence, you bunch of quasi-pasto-fascisti.
I mean it
Honest
Well, Mussolini ate pasta, so i think it's perfectly true too
Fine then
Why was I banned?

Ok, that's the flaming bit taken care of in advance.

Pastafarianism is a good religion but, like all religions, it has swiftly commercialised itself and lost the True Spirit of Noodliness in favour of selling t-shirts and televangelism.

 
Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
Don't forget about the IPU:

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"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn

 

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
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Pastafarian heaven includes at least one "beer volcano" and one
stripper factory


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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
*trolls randomly*

(what ? ...it's a religion related thread after all)
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Offline Turambar

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Re: Finally, a religion for everyone
yeah, but this religion has some nice ideas

i like the "8 i'd really rather you didn't s"
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
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