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Offline an0n

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
When she goes to kiss you, just put your hands on her shoulders and gently apply pressure....
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Offline karajorma

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
The vulcan nerve pinch only works in Star Trek and even there is generally frowned up as a dating technique.
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Offline vyper

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
When she goes to kiss you, just put your hands on her shoulders and gently apply pressure....


Yes because that won't end in snagging...
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
You see, this is odd, I was wearing braces for over 4 years and knew absolutely no-one who had this problem. The teeth are behind the lips so I dread to think how these people were kissing.

It's worth mentioning - what has more feeling; the surface of teeth or the surface of lips? :)

 

Offline Janos

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
When she goes to kiss you, just put your hands on her shoulders and gently apply pressure....

this
lol wtf

 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
When she goes to kiss you, just put your hands on her shoulders and gently apply pressure....

What on earth are you talking about?!  :nervous:  Sounds like you need to date and kiss more often :P

You see, this is odd, I was wearing braces for over 4 years and knew absolutely no-one who had this problem. The teeth are behind the lips so I dread to think how these people were kissing.

It's worth mentioning - what has more feeling; the surface of teeth or the surface of lips? :)

Lips, they are full of vessel networks.  So kiss the lips, not the teeth surface :D  Hmmm... on the other hand, if you do kiss the teeth (depending on what you bought her for dinner) you might end up tasting food, instead of mint.  Not as boring as I thought it would.

 

Offline aldo_14

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
It's worth mentioning - what has more feeling; the surface of teeth or the surface of lips? :)

Lips, they are full of vessel networks.  So kiss the lips, not the teeth surface :D

I'll bear that in mind.

Wait.

I already do :d

 
Re: Some Relationship Advice?
lips also have a lot of nerves compared to most other ares of skin

i have tried french kissing... just never really enjoyed it

 

Offline KappaWing

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
Alright, some confusion i guess; The other person DOESENT have braces. And thanks for the advice, Fragaria! :)

Edit: And yes, my first post was maybe a bit sarcastic. :p
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Offline Wild Fragaria

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
You're welcome.  I'm glad you got a chance to read it.  Let me know how it goes :D

lips also have a lot of nerves compared to most other ares of skin

i have tried french kissing... just never really enjoyed it

Maybe you were not with the right person, not in the right mood?

 
Re: Some Relationship Advice?
i've been with her a long time, it's the right girl

i like kissing her

frenching doesn't seem to do anything more than a normal kiss though

 

Offline vyper

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
Try rainbow-ing. Go on... it'll be hilarious.
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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
rainbow-ing?

 

Offline Flipside

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It's where you sleep in a bed with a man in a bear suit and two hand-puppets.
Laugh a minute stuff ;)

 

Offline vyper

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
:lol:
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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
Indeed. There's nothing like plucking away all day and then playing with Bungle's Twanger.
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Offline Turambar

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
You guys are nerds, so you've had braces.

that's a fairly huge assumption

I think it's pretty obvious he was speaking at least partly tongue in cheek - the :p was a dead giveaway

:)

yes but the point is he wants the tongue in someone else's cheek.

if she has good aim there's no problem, she'll go straight between the braces into the mouthal area.  i had 2 years with braces, and i did some kissing.  its no biggie.

retainers are a ***** though, best to take those out.
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
I had braces from 2nd till 4th grade and 6th till 8th grade. I got them off a few months ago.

They sucked balls

...

That was a horrible analogy

  

Offline Ulala

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Re: Some Relationship Advice?
I never liked french kissing/making out/whatever.. one tongue is plenty.
I am a revolutionary.