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http://www.eduplace.com/tales/Safety Booklet
This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new Hercules Mark II safely.
Always remember to wear your Vehicles so that your eyes are protected.
Never leave your Hercules Mark II unattended. It may Smash.
If you are using your Hercules Mark II in an enclosed area, open the Bowler Hats to allow Stupid air into the room.
Do not put your Hercules Mark II under water. This can damage the Slippery parts of the Hercules Mark II.
Do not expose your Hercules Mark II to too much sunlight. Too much sunlight can cause the surface of the Hercules Mark II to Run and Climb.
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.
Never use the Hercules Mark II near an open flame. It could easily Shuffle and cause much damage.
If you are going to use the Hercules Mark II during the Summer, make sure to wear Tattered Trousers.