[ssmit132]

I was just playing about in Wacky Web Tales... http://www.eduplace.com/tales/

Safety Booklet

This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new Hercules Mark II safely.

Always remember to wear your Vehicles so that your eyes are protected.
Never leave your Hercules Mark II unattended. It may Smash.
If you are using your Hercules Mark II in an enclosed area, open the Bowler Hats to allow Stupid air into the room.
Do not put your Hercules Mark II under water. This can damage the Slippery parts of the Hercules Mark II.
Do not expose your Hercules Mark II to too much sunlight. Too much sunlight can cause the surface of the Hercules Mark II to Run and Climb.
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.
Never use the Hercules Mark II near an open flame. It could easily Shuffle and cause much damage.
If you are going to use the Hercules Mark II during the Summer, make sure to wear Tattered Trousers.

[diceman111]

I was just playing about in Wacky Web Tales... http://www.eduplace.com/tales/

Safety Booklet

This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new Hercules Mark II safely.

Always remember to wear your Vehicles so that your eyes are protected.
Never leave your Hercules Mark II unattended. It may Smash.
If you are using your Hercules Mark II in an enclosed area, open the Bowler Hats to allow Stupid air into the room.
Do not put your Hercules Mark II under water. This can damage the Slippery parts of the Hercules Mark II.
Do not expose your Hercules Mark II to too much sunlight. Too much sunlight can cause the surface of the Hercules Mark II to Run and Climb.
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.
Never use the Hercules Mark II near an open flame. It could easily Shuffle and cause much damage.
If you are going to use the Hercules Mark II during the Summer, make sure to wear Tattered Trousers.

 

[Centrixo]

i did laugh at this the first time out, people here as far as i know have a different sense of humour.

[G0atmaster]

Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.

Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...

[ssmit132]

Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.

Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...

We should rephrase that. 'Always use caution when Procrastinating with Freespace 2.'

[Colonol Dekker]

Very novel, It made me smile........

[G0atmaster]

Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.

Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...

We should rephrase that. 'Always use caution when Procrastinating with Freespace 2.'

Except That day all the missions I played I was in a Herc 2

[Flipside]

Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.

Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...

We should rephrase that. 'Always use caution when Procrastinating with Freespace 2.'

I read it as 'Always use caution when Procreating with the Hercules Mark II.'

[ssmit132]

Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.

Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...

We should rephrase that. 'Always use caution when Procrastinating with Freespace 2.'

I read it as 'Always use caution when Procreating with the Hercules Mark II.'

I have no intention of creating offspring, Colossus!