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Offline ssmit132

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How to operate a Herc 2
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Safety Booklet

This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new Hercules Mark II safely.

Always remember to wear your Vehicles so that your eyes are protected.
Never leave your Hercules Mark II unattended. It may Smash.
If you are using your Hercules Mark II in an enclosed area, open the Bowler Hats to allow Stupid air into the room.
Do not put your Hercules Mark II under water. This can damage the Slippery parts of the Hercules Mark II.
Do not expose your Hercules Mark II to too much sunlight. Too much sunlight can cause the surface of the Hercules Mark II to Run and Climb.
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.
Never use the Hercules Mark II near an open flame. It could easily Shuffle and cause much damage.
If you are going to use the Hercules Mark II during the Summer, make sure to wear Tattered Trousers.

 

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Re: How to operate a Herc 2
I was just playing about in Wacky Web Tales... http://www.eduplace.com/tales/

Safety Booklet

This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new Hercules Mark II safely.

Always remember to wear your Vehicles so that your eyes are protected.
Never leave your Hercules Mark II unattended. It may Smash.
If you are using your Hercules Mark II in an enclosed area, open the Bowler Hats to allow Stupid air into the room.
Do not put your Hercules Mark II under water. This can damage the Slippery parts of the Hercules Mark II.
Do not expose your Hercules Mark II to too much sunlight. Too much sunlight can cause the surface of the Hercules Mark II to Run and Climb.
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.
Never use the Hercules Mark II near an open flame. It could easily Shuffle and cause much damage.
If you are going to use the Hercules Mark II during the Summer, make sure to wear Tattered Trousers.

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Re: How to operate a Herc 2
i did laugh at this the first time out, people here as far as i know have a different sense of humour.
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Re: How to operate a Herc 2
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.


Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!

 

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Re: How to operate a Herc 2
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.


Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...

We should rephrase that. 'Always use caution when Procrastinating with Freespace 2.'

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: How to operate a Herc 2
Very novel, It made me smile........ :D
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-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
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-Uncharted Territory
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-War Machine
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Re: How to operate a Herc 2
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.


Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...

We should rephrase that. 'Always use caution when Procrastinating with Freespace 2.'

Except That day all the missions I played I was in a Herc 2
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!

 

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Re: How to operate a Herc 2
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.


Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...

We should rephrase that. 'Always use caution when Procrastinating with Freespace 2.'

I read it as 'Always use caution when Procreating with the Hercules Mark II.'

  

Offline ssmit132

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Re: How to operate a Herc 2
Always use caution when Procrastinating with the Hercules Mark II.


Oh... SO true.  As evidenced by my freaking 10 page paper due tomorrow...

We should rephrase that. 'Always use caution when Procrastinating with Freespace 2.'

I read it as 'Always use caution when Procreating with the Hercules Mark II.'

I have no intention of creating offspring, Colossus!