ahem,
well basicly im writing this because i feel that everyone deserves to be warned of a certain danger in a seemingly innocent icon.
this icon people... this danger... is Ronald McDonald from Mcdonalds, yes thats right, the big red haired clown who 'likes' kids...
i shall present the evidence and let u decide for urselves (its not that hard)
let me start with his latest 'accomplishments'...
the ads for mcdonalds, (not sure if anyone outside australia gets these same ones...) i quote:
"things that make u go MMMmmmmm!, give it to me!, give it to me!, give it to me!"
-now it seems to me that there is something wrong with those lyrics...
the second add begins in a BATHROOM with little kiddies in the bath who just so happen to be NAKED, when low-and-behold ronald jumps through the door and starts dancing around before it get cuts off...
-yet again a little mysterious isnt it?...
then u have his so-called 'friends', like that big purple blob, the HAMburgerlar (probably not the only thing he likes to get his hands on...) and the bird (the bid yellow ball of fluff). now to me they look like giant oversized, animal sex-toys of somesort...
another piece of evidence...
the SECRET sauce! what the hell is THAT supposed to be! HEY!?
anyone ever seen those 'dummies' of ron at the shops? with him spreading himself out over the chair?
what about the "You have to be under 12 to enter" signs hey?...
i think that all this evidence points to one thing about Ronald Mcdonald's true identity. he just likes kids too much... and has been sued for gambling games in his company (monopoly)
well people u've been warned, watchout for RONALD!
for more info:
http://www.leepresson.com/clowns.html http://www.mcspotlight.org/media/gallery/photos.html ------------------
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