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Offline blackhole

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Epic Microsoft Failure
Two days ago, Windows Live Messenger suddenly stopped working. In a desperate attempt to fix it, I installed Windows 7. I attempted to enter my password into Windows Live Messenger only to realise, in horror, that microsoft had limited passwords to 16 characters. Silently.

My password is 17 characters long.

(I've since changed it)

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
You installed an entirely new operating system to fix your messaging program?
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline Mars

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
A beta?!?!  :shaking:

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
msn suxx. :[
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Mars

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
Use Trillian or Pidgin.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
...or Adium, since Cerulean are still working on Astra.
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
aMSN.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 
Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
Pidgin is more usefull when it comes to combining networks (MSN+AIM). aMSN, I have never tried.

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
Pidgin is super annoying. And ugly.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Galemp

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
Just like your mom! Oh snap!
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Offline iamzack

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
My mum is way more annoying. I'd need a side-by-side type thing to determine which is uglier though.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
My mum is way more annoying. I'd need a side-by-side type thing to determine which is uglier though.

  :lol:

 

Offline Charismatic

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
Finally someone else who knows about Trillian. It is good. MSN sucks.

And yeah, a new OS for MSN? Thats over the top..
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Offline iamzack

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
So maybe this thread is more appropriately titled "Epic blackhole Failure"
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
And yeah, a new OS for MSN? Thats over the top..

QFT.


....just, WHY! That's such a huge waste of time!

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
So, here's a coda: Never trust a beta operating system with your electronic life.
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
So, here's a coda: Never trust a beta operating system with your electronic life.

Not that there was any difference between the two  :lol:


EDIT: Jking dw we still love you
« Last Edit: January 27, 2009, 11:47:11 pm by Dilmah G »

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
Zing!
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Offline S-99

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Re: Epic Microsoft Failure
When using windows and you only use msn messenger. Just use amsn. It has most of the features of msn live. I just wish gyachi got ported to windows :blah:
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