Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted.
Why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.
What happened to the magical tractor? It turned into a field.
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in mortal combat! Darth Vader pulls Luke close to him [my microphone] and says "I know what you're getting for Christmas." To which Luke responds "What!? How!? That's impossible!" Darth Vader then enlightens Luke by stating "I felt your presence."
Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes: *Whack*, "Darn!" And the other goes: "Darn," *whack*.
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it's going to take at least six episodes.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.
What kind of pants do The Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim.
A baby seal walks into a club.
What did the YouTuber say when he came in fifth place in a race? "First!"
Yes, I stole all of these from that one video.
