[Colonol Dekker]

Nah you're fine Snail don't worry about it..... Ask The HLP London attendees how i sound on the old fizzy orange stuff..

[Roanoke]

Life is too short for cheap booze.

Life is too short for being drunk when you can watch other people be drunk.

Honestly is there anything worse than being ^tmMr Sober at a do ? 
I try and avoid chepa booze as it gives me a bad headache the morning after.

[Janos]

bleach

[NGTM-1R]

Honestly is there anything worse than being ^tmMr Sober at a do ? 

Many, many things, like accidentally summoning an elder god, but in the context of the actual party...well, yes, still many, many things. I've never found it a problem.

[Colonol Dekker]

Non alcaholic. . But i've found a lucozade/red bull style energy drink called "PUSSY" which I am now hooked on. . . So many oppertunities. So many jokes.   

[colecampbell666]

There's one here called BAWLS.

[S-99]

My brother would be at work with his work buddies and they would drink bawls all the time. The bawls jokes got old after he told me that one of his buddies grabbed his bottle and started drinking it, then said "hey look, i've got your bawls in my mouth".